tommers
Fuck it, it's fine.
After watching last night's game it occurred to me that the current England team are an enigma. On paper the players are great, but the team seem laboured. They huff and they puff but they very rarely blow anything down.
I was sitting there, wondering how svennis could change this when the answer came to me in a flash of inspiration (well, I saw yet another misplaced pass... another skied shot).
Yes! The answer to all of England's problems (hell, the world's problems) is to get rid of Frank Lampard! The most overrated player in world football! (2nd best player in the world my big fat hairy ones.)
In the final minutes Gerrard showed "Lamps" exactly how to do it. Imagine a rampaging Gerrard with full licence to get to the edge of the opposition penalty area and lash in goal after goal after goal.
Imagine a proper holding player who can supply balls from the centre to both wings and forward to the Gerrard goal machine!
Imagine my joy at finally having a valid reason for my illogical, irrational but extremely emotional hatred of frank!
He ruins the England midfield. He ruins the England team. And he has played like shit for about a year!
Join me my brothers! my sisters! GET FRANK OUT!
I was sitting there, wondering how svennis could change this when the answer came to me in a flash of inspiration (well, I saw yet another misplaced pass... another skied shot).
Yes! The answer to all of England's problems (hell, the world's problems) is to get rid of Frank Lampard! The most overrated player in world football! (2nd best player in the world my big fat hairy ones.)
In the final minutes Gerrard showed "Lamps" exactly how to do it. Imagine a rampaging Gerrard with full licence to get to the edge of the opposition penalty area and lash in goal after goal after goal.
Imagine a proper holding player who can supply balls from the centre to both wings and forward to the Gerrard goal machine!
Imagine my joy at finally having a valid reason for my illogical, irrational but extremely emotional hatred of frank!
He ruins the England midfield. He ruins the England team. And he has played like shit for about a year!
Join me my brothers! my sisters! GET FRANK OUT!