The Gavin Williamson hatred thread

[equationgirl]

Sorry, I thought you may work in the legal business?

I do, but I am not a criminal defence lawyer, or indeed a lawyer of any kind.

 

[brogdale]

Thick cunt's gone:

 

[spitfire]

Thick cunt's gone:

Looks like he's sacked and not going to NI. That could have been a double edged sword, either total civil war or a United Ireland within 6 months.

 

[planetgeli]

I remind you the last time he went, it took him all of seven months to get back to the centre of cabinet. And that was for leaking secrets as the Defence Sec. not just for being a thick cunt.

 

[Gromit]

Rumour has it that after Borris announced the cabinet reshuffle Gavin Williamson rushed straight to DFS and told everyone how happy he was to be there in Ikea.

 

[killer b]

I remind you the last time he went, it took him all of seven months to get back to the centre of cabinet. And that was for leaking secrets as the Defence Sec. not just for being a thick cunt.

there was a change of tory leader in those seven months though, and he ran the victorious leader's campaign.

 

[planetgeli]

there was a change of tory leader in those seven months though, and he ran the victorious leader's campaign.

Well, not quite. Wharton led the campaign. Williamson acted as a whip in Westminster trying to get MPs onside.

 

[killer b]

either way, unless you're predicting another change of leadership with a mate of Williamson's victorious in the next short while, his road has run out for now.

 

[planetgeli]

either way, unless you're predicting another change of leadership with a mate of Williamson's victorious in the next short while, his road has run out for now.

While only an idiot would bet on the permanently devoid of competence Williamson returning, it's also ridiculous to suggest this can only happen in the way you state. Politicians are often rewarded for loyalty, and Williamson is loyal to Johnson.

Off the top of my head I can name three who did come back after being sacked. Cecil Parkinson, Peter Mandelson, Harriet Harman. All deeply loyal to their respective leaders. So we'll see.

 

[nogojones]

 

[SpookyFrank]

Too much of a useless fuckwit even to serve in Boris Johnson's government. Now there's an achievement worthy of being carved into your tombstone.

 

[stavros]

Too much of a useless fuckwit even to serve in Boris Johnson's government. Now there's an achievement worthy of being carved into your tombstone.

Whilst the latter was never in cabinet under Johnson, is Williamson below or above Chris Grayling as a minister?

 

[Lurdan]

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[andysays]

I really fucking hate Gavin Williamson.

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You'll have to refer to the object of your hatred as Sir Gavin Williamson now

Former education secretary Gavin Williamson to get knighthood​

 

[existentialist]

You'll have to refer to the object of your hatred as Sir Gavin Williamson now

Former education secretary Gavin Williamson to get knighthood​

How nice. So he'll be "Sir" That Idiot Posturing Halfwit Cunt, now?

 

[Pickman's model]

You'll have to refer to the object of your hatred as Sir Gavin Williamson now

Former education secretary Gavin Williamson to get knighthood​

It's the only way they'll get people to call him sir. But when people do call him sir their disdain and contempt with gild the word with their loathing

 

[existentialist]

It's the only way they'll get people to call him sir. But when people do call him sir their disdain and contempt with gild the word with their loathing

"Sir" spelled c-u-r

 

[stavros]

Mods, please ban andysays for reminding me that Gavin Williamson exists.

 

[Gromit]

You'll have to refer to the object of your hatred as Sir Gavin Williamson now

Former education secretary Gavin Williamson to get knighthood​

How has he not plateau'd yet?

 

[golightly]

"people who do their job well..." I don't think the Peter Principle is relevant in this situation.

 

[magneze]

Did he sell a lot of fireplaces?

 

[StoneRoad]

knighthoods as rewards, perchance ?

GW is an odious fucknugget ...

 

[MrSki]

Wasn't he ex chief whip though & has all the shite on the cunts?

Hence why he ever got a cabinet post in the first place.

Now if there were a cabinet post for 'the thickest cunt ever to be secretary of state for education' then he should have got a dukedom.

 

[cybershot]

He must have some serious shit on Johnson and this is what keeps him quiet.

 

[quiet guy]

Wasn't he ex chief whip though & has all the shite on the cunts?

Hence why he ever got a cabinet post in the first place.

Now if there were a cabinet post for 'the thickest cunt ever to be secretary of state for education' then he should have got a dukedom.

He'd be fighting it out with all the other non-entities who are government ministers currently for the thickest cunt award. This really is a cabinet of no talents just to make Johnson feel smart amongst them.

 

[Supine]

Worth a read

 

[ohmyliver]

Yeah, I came to post that thread. That's very damning. 'Worth a read' is underselling it.

 

[Ming]

It really brings home what some ‘honours’ actually represent (usefulness to capital and the establishment).

 

[brogdale]

Mantlepiece man back with a vengeance...

 

[MrCurry]

Worth a read

The lack of reactions says few people on here have noticed that thread. Deserves a much wider viewership as clearly significant.