The Gavin Williamson hatred thread
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Steel Icarus
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South Staffs.
Wolveryeti
Detty Pig
Why does he have a whip in his office?
Steel Icarus
we move
Because he's a cunt
Doodler
You're quite nice when you smile
The Frank Spencer bit is spot on. Williamson is a hybrid of him and Alan Partridge.
Gerry1time
Did a wee in Dirac's toilet
That was meant to be a staged allusion to his time as a whip, him trying to say “Don’t mess with me as I was a whip and I know where the bodies are buried”.
Only it just looked like a massive accidental Partridge.
spitfire
Walty McWaltface
Arm them with paintball guns wasn’t it?
BigMoaner
What A Load of Old Bollocks
King of The Cunts. King Cunt. A Deluxe Double stacked Cunt Fuck.
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Some people say that Gavin Williamson is the Private Pike to Johnson's Captain Mainwaring.
I see him more as the Josef Goebbels to Johnson's syphilis-ravaged, niece-raping Hitler.
I see him more as the Josef Goebbels to Johnson's syphilis-ravaged, niece-raping Hitler.
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
To remind other MPs that he has the dirt on them & not to slag him off for being a thick cunt who fucks up nearly everything he goes near.
Weller
So ermm ... You know ermm
He is M.P where I stayed last year he was about regular inspecting pot holes and judging scarecrows but never sorting anything generally acting like Alan Partridge waving at everyone even more awkward looking in real life the older ones call him Private Pike dont think much of him but its a very safe seat
I really cannot get my head around him being in charge of anything important never mind defense and now education he must know something didn't he leak something before being sacked by May too
He also uploads photos of his mail etc I was going to send him a drawing too but mate talked me out
of it
I really cannot get my head around him being in charge of anything important never mind defense and now education he must know something didn't he leak something before being sacked by May too
He also uploads photos of his mail etc I was going to send him a drawing too but mate talked me out
of it
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keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
Do it. And get new mates.
maomao
普費斯
There are tonnes of 13 year olds called Tommy. Thomas was the 2nd most popular boys' name in 2007.
Apologies for derail. Gavin Williamson is an evil moronic shitcunt.
Steel Icarus
we move
Didn't have Darth Maul down as a good guy
He's said today that he would give a fortnight's notice for when schools go back.
Based on his usual u-turnery, that'll mean all you parents will be getting a text tomorrow morning at about quarter to nine telling you to get the kids back in for 9.
If he remembers, he might tell the teachers then, too.
Based on his usual u-turnery, that'll mean all you parents will be getting a text tomorrow morning at about quarter to nine telling you to get the kids back in for 9.
If he remembers, he might tell the teachers then, too.
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MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Loving the optimism
Numbers
an ting!
Totally agree, he's had a few good moments over the pandemic but generally he's a cunt.
Gerry1time
Did a wee in Dirac's toilet
I think it's more that this government is so bad they make Piers Morgan look good. I think the Book of Revelation had something in it about this situation.
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MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
The bloke is a complete cunt but he seems to be the only interviewer who asks difficult questions & calls out the bullshit. It is a shame that more don't do it.
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