The Ashes 2021/22

[RileyOBlimey]

Well, well, well. Smith out for 12. So, Wood can do Smith. Imagine if Root had half a brain and Warner was dispatched for fuck all by. Road.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Robinson on a hatrick

 

[RileyOBlimey]

If Broad played and England bowled first I reckon this could have been a win.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

I’m starting to worry about Wood’s workload. I don’t think I’ve seen him bowl so much in a day. 17 over so far and there still plenty of play left.

 

[Balbi]

Jack Leak on to drop 100 runs on the Aussie score

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Gaawd bless him.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Burns dropped Warner on 40 odd. So, Burns has essentially contributed minus 50 runs.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

God Stokes looks knackered.

 

[Balbi]

Warne on our commentary saying Ben Stokes is moving gingerly after tweaking a hamstring. Tbh Stokes always moves gingerly. He's ginger.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

God Stokes looks knackered.

He’s fucked, so is Robinson.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

…and Wood is risking injury.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

He’s fucked, so is Robinson.

Yeah, is he still off the field?

 

[RileyOBlimey]

.

 

[Balbi]

Root and the coach have fucked this up so badly. Team selection, performance, decisions on the field. They're going to get hammered here and be exhausted and demoralised.

That said, Root just took a wicket lol

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Yeah, is he still off the field?

Looks like he’s just come back on after a quick massage and a couple of fat lines.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Burns drops another. He better score a ton tomorrow.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

I’ve never heard Tufnell so pissed off before and rightly so.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Looks like he’s just come back on after a quick massage and a couple of fat lines.

Pickle juice they reckoned on TMS. Your mind /body says "What the fuck is this?!" and you forget about cramp

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Great century, and moustsche, by Head

 

[Balbi]

Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Balbi]

Tired player

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Ouch!!

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Beamer straight around the chops…from Wood.

 

[Balbi]

He's lucky as shit it took a deflection off the gloves, if it had rung his bell at 122km an hour he'd be off to hospital.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

That was horrible to watch, poor Head

 

[RileyOBlimey]

I’d like to see Liam Livingston bat at 6. The most devastating batter in England and bowls leg spin and off spin.

 

[planetgeli]

Burns LOL.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

well, that was not quite as bad as i was expecting...

 

[Petcha]

sod it, i'm going to bed

it's going to be something like 350 - 3 when i get up, isn't it?

Not far off. What a shitshow - I wouldnt mind some Head right now.

Still... only three days to survive.

 

[Petcha]

Just seen Aggers on the news saying the boys havent played cricket since September. That's simply not true - they've been playing practice games against each other for months while in lockdown. I guess the opposition wasn't good enough. He's also said England are seeing his as a practice match for Adelaide... lol. That's the spirit.