The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[Elpenor]

Fuck off Kinnock

 

[MickiQ]

Sir Keir the Beige has shown up with his missus, I think this is the first time I've ever seen her. He doesn't talk about his family much apart from his Dad who think may have been a toolmaker.

 

[YouSir]

No honestly, it's easy to cause ructions. But literally no one will do it. If you think Farage, what is that?

About 20 years of funding from millionaires and wall to wall media exposure.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[Kaka Tim]

Crazy swings away from the vermin. They are getting destroyed. Less seats than in exit poll?

 

[redsquirrel]

Nope, you’re confusing it with uneducated which is a pejorative term, under educated is a classification which the criticism is on the system and state not individual.

Why don't you go to Ashfield and tell some Reform voters they are under educated, I'm sure they won't take it as an insult.
Christ you're thick

 

[Epona]

Can you please stop reposting tweets without any comment of your own?
We can all see the results coming in on TV, we don't need you to retweet the takes of your favourite pundits if you don't have anything to say yourself.

 

[JimW]

Sir Keir the Beige has shown up with his missus, I think this is the first time I've ever seen her. He doesn't talk about his family much apart from his Dad who think may have been a toolmaker.

Mule taker I heard, used to lasso them in the wilds on the Oxted Steppe.

 

[strung out]

Weird seat, Reform majority, big vote for Lib Dem drug mule. Must be something in the water.

If it wasn't enough that the winning Reform candidate won the seat as a Tory in 2019, the Brexit Party candidate in 2019 was standing for the Tories this time round.

 

[Calamity1971]

Can you please stop reposting tweets without any comment of your own?
We can all see the results coming in on TV, we don't need you to retweet the takes of your favourite pundits if you don't have anything to say yourself.

I'm lucky, I'm getting broken links.

 

[spitfire]

Hah, Galloway's out again

Red brown balloons ftw.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

 

[Humberto]

About 20 years of funding from millionaires and wall to wall media exposure.

But it isn't hard. If you take say a Mick Lynch or Jeremy Corbyn, there isn't a lot in it.

Farage knows this.

 

[Elpenor]

Crazy swings away from the vermin. They are getting destroyed. Less seats than in exit poll?

A lot of their heartlands won’t have declared yet

Shires, semi rural and rural seats

 

[strung out]

Ken Clarke's old seat has gone to Labour

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Why don't you go to Ashfield and tell some Reform voters they are under educated, I'm sure they won't take it as an insult.
Christ you're thick

You’re need to personalise rather than look at systemic or objective data in the issue is why you’re having difficulty.

 

[Wilf]

Lee Anderson in yuk.

But yukky Galloway out.

 

[Hotel Chocolate]

Le Anderson wins his seat I have just read.

OK, I'm late to the party.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Doesn’t look like Cooper is going anywhere

 

[YouSir]

But it isn't hard. If you take say a Mick Lynch or Jeremy Corbyn, there isn't a lot in it.

Farage knows this.

There's millions in funding and decades of media exposure in it. The Left hasn't failed to emulate Farage just because no one's thought of it, people are always trying (foolishly imo) but the backing of capital and structural access are huge barriers to copying him.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Red brown balloons ftw.


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I was laid up in bed with Covid on that fateful Wednesday when Johnson's ministers turned en masse. Your turn as Minister for Balloons on that day was simply magnificent and saw me through a pretty shitty time, we thank you for your service.

 

[YouSir]

Galloway's up...

 

[spitfire]

Channel 4 seemingly using Star Trek style transporters to swap out talking heads.

 

[spitfire]

I was laid up in bed with Covid on that fateful Wednesday when Johnson's ministers turned en masse. Your turn as Minister for Balloons on that day was simply magnificent and saw me through a pretty shitty time, we thank you for your service.

Oh mate that's got me quite emosh, thank you, glad to be of service.

 

[YouSir]

Galloway's up...

And Galloway's out...

 

[emanymton]

Yay Galloway out.

 

[two sheds]

"Mogg and some of the minimoggs"



but and

 

[Calamity1971]

Galloway a no show

 

[Humberto]

There's millions in funding and decades of media exposure in it. The Left hasn't failed to emulate Farage just because no one's thought of it, people are always trying (foolishly imo) but the backing of capital and structural access are huge barriers to copying him.

You might not feel good about it but they are, game the system and social media. Going on question time isn't hard.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Galloway' couldn't be arsed to be on stage as results were read out,