The 2019 General Election

[Teaboy]

Old school Labour voters are on the Brexit Party bandwagon now, they’ll be sat inside avoiding the drizzle while the great outdoors loving urban Labour/Lib scum voters will be out braving it in their goretex finery.

Taking an uber to the polling station.

 

[brogdale]

Maybe in the spring

Easter, you monster...he died for your sins.

 

[andysays]

Maybe in the spring

The current request awaiting approval from EU leaders is for an extension of three months, ie until 31 January 2020.

If it's going to happen, it has to happen asap

 

[brogdale]

Gotta say that has the potential to go down in political quote history along the likes of Crisis? What crisis?

Could come back to bite the blustercunt's arse.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Now for the GE/2nd ref split in Labour to open up more deeply.

Tedious. Inevitable. Fill space whilst we wait for the deal with CU alignment to be finally barfed up by these wankers at some point in 2020

 

[agricola]

Oborne has really got to them...

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If I didn't already like Oborne for the time I saw him give a talk to a pubful of people after arriving with a tray full of pints so he wouldn't go thirsty during his talk, I would like him for this.

 

[chilango]

Old school Labour voters are on the Brexit Party bandwagon now, they’ll be sat inside avoiding the drizzle while the great outdoors loving urban Labour/Lib scum voters will be out braving it in their goretex TresTex finery.

Ffy

 

[redsquirrel]

Stop Mr.Bishie ! Walk back from the ledge...

Come on you know better than to take voting intentions based on hypotheticals with any less than an Everest of salt.

Don't get me wrong I don't think a Tory majority is nailed on but that poll is pretty much worthless

 

[brogdale]

Come on you know better than to take voting intentions based on hypotheticals with any less than an Everest of salt.

Don't get be wrong I don't think a Tory majority is nailed on but that poll is pretty much worthless

Yeah, it wasn't my most earnest post of the day tbf

 

[brogdale]

Aww...just when you think that Christmas is coming...fucking grinches

 

[kenny g]

The fixed term parliament act is one of the many biggest piles of shite the Lib Dems bestowed on the UK.

 

[19sixtysix]

The only thing Johnson can do is resign as PM. Everything else he has to ask parliament. I don't think he's ever been told no before.

 

[Proper Tidy]

I know there are loads of variables but still, the more a GE is delayed the bigger the tory majority I expect. It just makes it such an easy story to sell when campaigning. We're the democrats. We wanted to honour the majority vote. We wanted to put it to the polls. They opposed us every step. They don't trust you.

 

[Pickman's model]

I know there are loads of variables but still, the more a GE is delayed the bigger the tory majority I expect. It just makes it such an easy story to sell when campaigning. We're the democrats. We wanted to honour the majority vote. We wanted to put it to the polls. They opposed us every step. They don't trust you.

I think it's the other way, the more Johnson swears it's sunny when it's pissing down the more votes will ebb away from the tories

 

[Proper Tidy]

I think it's the other way, the more Johnson swears it's sunny when it's pissing down the more votes will ebb away from the tories

God I hope so

 

[Pickman's model]

The only thing Johnson can do is resign as PM. Everything else he has to ask parliament. I don't think he's ever been told no before.

He could top himself without asking parliament and history would look kindly on him for so doing

 

[weltweit]

Do we really need yet more politics?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

ok, that's it, turning off the internet for everything apart from games and cat pictures now, bye

 

[19sixtysix]

He could top himself without asking parliament and history would look kindly on him for so doing

I'm sure plenty of folks would help him to a ditch.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm sure plenty of folks would help him to a ditch.

His final act could be to dig his own ditch

 

[8ball]

Someone was trying to put a letter through my door last night, which took absolutely ages and I nearly opened the door to check they were ok but also found the whole drawn out, painful process oddly fascinating.

It was a letter from Boris Johnson asking me to help him continue with the amazing things he is doing for the NHS.

 

[Pickman's model]

Someone was trying to put a letter through my door last night, which took absolutely ages and I nearly opened the door to check they were ok but also found the whole drawn out, painful process oddly fascinating.

It was a letter from Boris Johnson asking me to help him continue with the amazing things he is doing for the NHS.

He is doing to the NHS what his erstwhile friend David Cameron famously did to a pig's head

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Yeah, it wasn't my most earnest post of the day tbf

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Do we really need yet more politics?

You calling for a revolution? Count me in Welty!!

 

[Raheem]

His final act could be to dig his own ditch

Not if you want a decent ditch.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Not if you want a decent ditch.

A half arsed attempt at a ditch to cover his rancid corpse will suffice.

 

[Marty1]

I know there are loads of variables but still, the more a GE is delayed the bigger the tory majority I expect. It just makes it such an easy story to sell when campaigning. We're the democrats. We wanted to honour the majority vote. We wanted to put it to the polls. They opposed us every step. They don't trust you.

They’d have a good point.

 

[Pickman's model]

Not if you want a decent ditch.

A shallow ditch will do, pariah dogs will dig him up and dispose of the corpse

 

[Proper Tidy]

They’d have a good point.

Well you have to remember they are tories and therefore are a) the establishment and b) don't actually give a fuck about anybody who isn't, but yeah I agree it's a strong campaign line to take

 

[Jennastan]

Whippet paws susceptible to wet-rot...along with the clogs

i had a whippet once. Hated going out in the rain!