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The 2017 General Election campaign

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It says in the article he is taking on a Tory Incumbent. So no.
From memory it's a see-saw Con-Lab marginal. In fact at some election over the last 20 years it was held by Labour with the smallest majority in the country.
 
it's York Outer - only seems to have existed since 2010, but Labour have never been in the running.

York Outer (UK Parliament constituency) - Wikipedia
Aye, just about to post that. Looks to have been reorganised.

edit: wiki - After the 2005 general election the parliamentary representation in North Yorkshire was reviewed by the Boundary Commission for England, which recommended the division of the former City of York constituency before the 2010 general election leading to two constituencies within the borders of the city of York - York Central is entirely surrounded by York Outer.
 
I can't be arsed doing a new thread but the institute for government have released a report on what exactly Ministers do.


https://www.instituteforgovernment.org.uk/sites/default/files/publications/Ministers_Reflect_WEB.pdf
That's hilarious. Shows just how clueless many Ministers are.

"I literally didn’t have a clue. I didn’t even know what a submission was. Literally nothing."
Lynne Featherstone

“ …sometimes I would write ‘yes’ on a bit of paper and things would happen, which was a bit of a revelation."
Steve Webb

"And how do you know if you ever succeeded? I think is a good question. The answer is you don’t and it’s a long haul."
Lord (Stephen) Green
 
Eurobods having their fun with Theresa:
EU chief Donald Tusk: May needs to show moderation and respect
They know their interventions are going to have as little impact on either the UK election or the brexit outcomes as May's own outbursts. But its got to be a lark for these buttoned down fellers to have a few lolz and abandon their neutral, measured, grey suited, wibbly wobbly ways. :thumbs:

Next: Jaques Delors: 'you can have access to the single market, but only if you put mayonnaise on yer chips Tresa.'
 
Eurobods having their fun with Theresa:
EU chief Donald Tusk: May needs to show moderation and respect
They know their interventions are going to have as little impact on either the UK election or the brexit outcomes as May's own outbursts. But its got to be a lark for these buttoned down fellers to have a few lolz and abandon their neutral, measured, grey suited, wibbly wobbly ways. :thumbs:

Next: Jaques Delors: 'you can have access to the single market, but only if you put mayonnaise on yer chips Tresa.'


This is basically them backing May for PM. They have to know chatting shit makes a Stern. Firm. PM. In. Control. more likely not less.
 
This is basically them backing May for PM. They have to know chatting shit makes a Stern. Firm. PM. In. Control. more likely not less.
I suspect they realise they can't deliver some kind of Corbyn-Farron-Sturgeon government - they have contempt for May, Davies et al - so this is really chatting shit to chat shit. When they get back round the table after the election, they say 'right, you've had your pointless theatrics, let's get back to it, nothing has changed'. It's the elite's version of mumbling 'wanker' at each other.
 
I suspect they realise they can't deliver some kind of Corbyn-Farron-Sturgeon government - they have contempt for May, Davies et al - so this is really chatting shit to chat shit. When they get back round the table after the election, they say 'right, you've had your pointless theatrics, let's get back to it, nothing has changed'. It's the elite's version of mumbling 'wanker' at each other.
... and when May starts moaning about the tens of millions we will have to pay the EU, auld Tusky or similar is going to point out that we've just spunked £30,000,000 on a pointless election.
 
Is this what the young people call "squad goals"?

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They should really go back to the great winning streak they had under Ed "Wee Ed" Miliband.

Tbh - and I'm one who thinks that the term 'shy Labour voter' is about to become part of the political lexicon - Labour in the 2015-2017 parliament is about to become a beacon of hope for the party, and a golden age that grizzled old campaigners hark back to when boring the pants off younger members.

'you should have seen it, magnificent it was - if you can believe it almost a third of the commons was Labour, we even managed to block laws in them days - I know there's stories told of a time when there was a Labour government, but I don't hold with that rubbish: keep your feet on the ground lad and, perhaps in your lifetime, we can get to 150 seats...'
 
What we need is to get tough on immigrants, tough on welfare, increase tuition fees, slowly privatise the NHS, cut corporation tax, cut tax for the top earners, privatise schools, spy on everybody and sell arms to Saudi Arabia while buying nuclear weapons that we don't even control.

That would be both strong and stable: and if the tories accuse Labour of stealing their policies, just day that we'll do it tougher and more patriotically.

We can't lose if we just become the Tories.
 
They should get Tony back in. Good ol' Tony. Or Dan.Or Kier. T'sall the same. mmm, Tony.

What we need is to get tough on immigrants, tough on welfare, increase tuition fees, slowly privatise the NHS, cut corporation tax, cut tax for the top earners, privatise schools, spy on everybody and sell arms to Saudi Arabia while buying nuclear weapons that we don't even control.

That would be both strong and stable: and if the tories accuse Labour of stealing their policies, just day that we'll do it tougher and more patriotically.

We can't lose if we just become the Tories.
Do you read anyone else's posts on here?

Who on earth do you think that you're parodying.

What is the point of this stuff?
 
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