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Spandex said:
Fuck this fucking election. I'm fucking fucked off with the whole fucking thing.

Fuck Theresa May the fucking shitbag. She should be thrown down an abandoned well not the fucking prime minister. Look at her fucking record - she's fucking useless, yet she says "strong" every other fucking word and suddenly she's a fucking cross between fucking Churchill and fucking Thatcher not the fucking national laughing stock she fucking should be.

And fuck the fucking Labour party for being infested with fucking right wing cuntbubbles and fuck Corbyn and his fucking useless bunch of fucking mediocre fucking gimps. His health spokesman was being interviewed on the news and he nasally mumbled that there's a perception that the government isn't managing the health service very well. What the fucking fuck? It's his big fucking chance to make his fucking mark and that's the best the worthless fucking tosspot can come up with? The fucking government are destroying the fucking health service. Everyfuckingbody is fucking furious. Labour should be tearing apart the fucking fucked up record of this fucking government - they can't keep a single fucking promise, social care is a national fucking disaster, education is fucked, housing is fucked, homeless people are strewn across every fucking town centre in the fucking country but oh fucking no. "There's a perception mumble mumble". Fucking dickhead.

And fuck the fucking media. Fuck the fucking Guardian for giving the fucking libfuckingshitcuntdems the time of fucking day. Fuck the right wing fucking press for pretending fucking May isn't a fucking waste of fucking space. And fuck, the fucking BBC are the fucking worst with their so called fucking balance. Cunts. They're all but fucking campaigning for the fucking tories. When Osbourne said he's standing down they ran a fucking hagiography of the snivelling fucking shit. The fucking excuse for a man should be tied between two planks and sawed in half for the fucking misery he wreaked on the country.

Six more fucking weeks of this fucking shit and at the end of it we're going to be stuck with a fucking huge fucking tory fucking majority and the fucking fucks will be able to do what the fuck they want. Fuck I'm fucking pissed off about the whole fucking thing.
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Well fucking said. :)
 
The only decent thing I can think of about this election is that, by 2020, it will only be 2 more years until the next opportunity to get myself all excited at the prospect of a mild reformist being able to undo years of misery.

I hate Britain. I wish I could leave. Don't know where I'd go, but Tory society has done for me. I think I'd rather be a pregnant pauper in King's Landing found guilty of pissing on a picture of Joffrey than this society right now. Strong and Stable? My arse!
 
Spandex said:
Fuck this fucking election. I'm fucking fucked off with the whole fucking thing.

Fuck Theresa May the fucking shitbag. She should be thrown down an abandoned well not the fucking prime minister. Look at her fucking record - she's fucking useless, yet she says "strong" every other fucking word and suddenly she's a fucking cross between fucking Churchill and fucking Thatcher not the fucking national laughing stock she fucking should be.

And fuck the fucking Labour party for being infested with fucking right wing cuntbubbles and fuck Corbyn and his fucking useless bunch of fucking mediocre fucking gimps. His health spokesman was being interviewed on the news and he nasally mumbled that there's a perception that the government isn't managing the health service very well. What the fucking fuck? It's his big fucking chance to make his fucking mark and that's the best the worthless fucking tosspot can come up with? The fucking government are destroying the fucking health service. Everyfuckingbody is fucking furious. Labour should be tearing apart the fucking fucked up record of this fucking government - they can't keep a single fucking promise, social care is a national fucking disaster, education is fucked, housing is fucked, homeless people are strewn across every fucking town centre in the fucking country but oh fucking no. "There's a perception mumble mumble". Fucking dickhead.

And fuck the fucking media. Fuck the fucking Guardian for giving the fucking libfuckingshitcuntdems the time of fucking day. Fuck the right wing fucking press for pretending fucking May isn't a fucking waste of fucking space. And fuck, the fucking BBC are the fucking worst with their so called fucking balance. Cunts. They're all but fucking campaigning for the fucking tories. When Osbourne said he's standing down they ran a fucking hagiography of the snivelling fucking shit. The fucking excuse for a man should be tied between two planks and sawed in half for the fucking misery he wreaked on the country.

Six more fucking weeks of this fucking shit and at the end of it we're going to be stuck with a fucking huge fucking tory fucking majority and the fucking fucks will be able to do what the fuck they want. Fuck I'm fucking pissed off about the whole fucking thing.
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Every domestic news report or article between now and polling day should be required to broadcast/print this before saying anything else.
 
mikey mikey said:
If you really want to get out of the UK for a bit, then drop me a PM cos I just might have a suggestion.:)
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I might just do that, but in posting hastily i remember i dont' own a passport! :facepalm:

One can dream (at least until that's privatised and outsourced).
 
Spandex said:
Fuck this fucking election. I'm fucking fucked off with the whole fucking thing.

Fuck Theresa May the fucking shitbag. She should be thrown down an abandoned well not the fucking prime minister. Look at her fucking record - she's fucking useless, yet she says "strong" every other fucking word and suddenly she's a fucking cross between fucking Churchill and fucking Thatcher not the fucking national laughing stock she fucking should be.

And fuck the fucking Labour party for being infested with fucking right wing cuntbubbles and fuck Corbyn and his fucking useless bunch of fucking mediocre fucking gimps. His health spokesman was being interviewed on the news and he nasally mumbled that there's a perception that the government isn't managing the health service very well. What the fucking fuck? It's his big fucking chance to make his fucking mark and that's the best the worthless fucking tosspot can come up with? The fucking government are destroying the fucking health service. Everyfuckingbody is fucking furious. Labour should be tearing apart the fucking fucked up record of this fucking government - they can't keep a single fucking promise, social care is a national fucking disaster, education is fucked, housing is fucked, homeless people are strewn across every fucking town centre in the fucking country but oh fucking no. "There's a perception mumble mumble". Fucking dickhead.

And fuck the fucking media. Fuck the fucking Guardian for giving the fucking libfuckingshitcuntdems the time of fucking day. Fuck the right wing fucking press for pretending fucking May isn't a fucking waste of fucking space. And fuck, the fucking BBC are the fucking worst with their so called fucking balance. Cunts. They're all but fucking campaigning for the fucking tories. When Osbourne said he's standing down they ran a fucking hagiography of the snivelling fucking shit. The fucking excuse for a man should be tied between two planks and sawed in half for the fucking misery he wreaked on the country.

Six more fucking weeks of this fucking shit and at the end of it we're going to be stuck with a fucking huge fucking tory fucking majority and the fucking fucks will be able to do what the fuck they want. Fuck I'm fucking pissed off about the whole fucking thing.
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:D Epic.
 
Spandex said:
Fuck this fucking election. I'm fucking fucked off with the whole fucking thing.

Fuck Theresa May the fucking shitbag. She should be thrown down an abandoned well not the fucking prime minister. Look at her fucking record - she's fucking useless, yet she says "strong" every other fucking word and suddenly she's a fucking cross between fucking Churchill and fucking Thatcher not the fucking national laughing stock she fucking should be.

And fuck the fucking Labour party for being infested with fucking right wing cuntbubbles and fuck Corbyn and his fucking useless bunch of fucking mediocre fucking gimps. His health spokesman was being interviewed on the news and he nasally mumbled that there's a perception that the government isn't managing the health service very well. What the fucking fuck? It's his big fucking chance to make his fucking mark and that's the best the worthless fucking tosspot can come up with? The fucking government are destroying the fucking health service. Everyfuckingbody is fucking furious. Labour should be tearing apart the fucking fucked up record of this fucking government - they can't keep a single fucking promise, social care is a national fucking disaster, education is fucked, housing is fucked, homeless people are strewn across every fucking town centre in the fucking country but oh fucking no. "There's a perception mumble mumble". Fucking dickhead.

And fuck the fucking media. Fuck the fucking Guardian for giving the fucking libfuckingshitcuntdems the time of fucking day. Fuck the right wing fucking press for pretending fucking May isn't a fucking waste of fucking space. And fuck, the fucking BBC are the fucking worst with their so called fucking balance. Cunts. They're all but fucking campaigning for the fucking tories. When Osbourne said he's standing down they ran a fucking hagiography of the snivelling fucking shit. The fucking excuse for a man should be tied between two planks and sawed in half for the fucking misery he wreaked on the country.

Six more fucking weeks of this fucking shit and at the end of it we're going to be stuck with a fucking huge fucking tory fucking majority and the fucking fucks will be able to do what the fuck they want. Fuck I'm fucking pissed off about the whole fucking thing.
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Post of the year
 


This is just painful. Tories want Mummy Ra here to be their leader. If she acts like this when dealing with the likes of the Saudis who want to buy guns and bombs off her, or that strepsil in a pubic wig, trump, to buy our NHS, she'll be laughed at before being ripped off. I can't believe people have fallen for this shit. I cannot believe how fucked up society is.
 
For those who don't know of him, Ivor Cutler was brilliant. More than a poet.
Jazzshark has a great memory of Ivor: "...a funny story he once told me. apparently he used to get so pissed off with dog shit on the pavements in Camden that he went round for weeks and months drawing cartoons around the offending items in chalk. As a consequence of this the problem attracted huge publicity in local and national newspapers and Camden council changed its bylaws in order to fine offenders, and started a massive dog shit clean up campaign!"
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Sax on the Road: Ivor Cutler - RIP
 
Spandex said:
Fuck this fucking election. I'm fucking fucked off with the whole fucking thing.

Fuck Theresa May the fucking shitbag. She should be thrown down an abandoned well not the fucking prime minister. Look at her fucking record - she's fucking useless, yet she says "strong" every other fucking word and suddenly she's a fucking cross between fucking Churchill and fucking Thatcher not the fucking national laughing stock she fucking should be.

And fuck the fucking Labour party for being infested with fucking right wing cuntbubbles and fuck Corbyn and his fucking useless bunch of fucking mediocre fucking gimps. His health spokesman was being interviewed on the news and he nasally mumbled that there's a perception that the government isn't managing the health service very well. What the fucking fuck? It's his big fucking chance to make his fucking mark and that's the best the worthless fucking tosspot can come up with? The fucking government are destroying the fucking health service. Everyfuckingbody is fucking furious. Labour should be tearing apart the fucking fucked up record of this fucking government - they can't keep a single fucking promise, social care is a national fucking disaster, education is fucked, housing is fucked, homeless people are strewn across every fucking town centre in the fucking country but oh fucking no. "There's a perception mumble mumble". Fucking dickhead.

And fuck the fucking media. Fuck the fucking Guardian for giving the fucking libfuckingshitcuntdems the time of fucking day. Fuck the right wing fucking press for pretending fucking May isn't a fucking waste of fucking space. And fuck, the fucking BBC are the fucking worst with their so called fucking balance. Cunts. They're all but fucking campaigning for the fucking tories. When Osbourne said he's standing down they ran a fucking hagiography of the snivelling fucking shit. The fucking excuse for a man should be tied between two planks and sawed in half for the fucking misery he wreaked on the country.

Six more fucking weeks of this fucking shit and at the end of it we're going to be stuck with a fucking huge fucking tory fucking majority and the fucking fucks will be able to do what the fuck they want. Fuck I'm fucking pissed off about the whole fucking thing.
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Fucking Marry me please:)
 
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