Fuck this fucking election. I'm fucking fucked off with the whole fucking thing.
Fuck Theresa May the fucking shitbag. She should be thrown down an abandoned well not the fucking prime minister. Look at her fucking record - she's fucking useless, yet she says "strong" every other fucking word and suddenly she's a fucking cross between fucking Churchill and fucking Thatcher not the fucking national laughing stock she fucking should be.
And fuck the fucking Labour party for being infested with fucking right wing cuntbubbles and fuck Corbyn and his fucking useless bunch of fucking mediocre fucking gimps. His health spokesman was being interviewed on the news and he nasally mumbled that there's a perception that the government isn't managing the health service very well. What the fucking fuck? It's his big fucking chance to make his fucking mark and that's the best the worthless fucking tosspot can come up with? The fucking government are destroying the fucking health service. Everyfuckingbody is fucking furious. Labour should be tearing apart the fucking fucked up record of this fucking government - they can't keep a single fucking promise, social care is a national fucking disaster, education is fucked, housing is fucked, homeless people are strewn across every fucking town centre in the fucking country but oh fucking no. "There's a perception mumble mumble". Fucking dickhead.
And fuck the fucking media. Fuck the fucking Guardian for giving the fucking libfuckingshitcuntdems the time of fucking day. Fuck the right wing fucking press for pretending fucking May isn't a fucking waste of fucking space. And fuck, the fucking BBC are the fucking worst with their so called fucking balance. Cunts. They're all but fucking campaigning for the fucking tories. When Osbourne said he's standing down they ran a fucking hagiography of the snivelling fucking shit. The fucking excuse for a man should be tied between two planks and sawed in half for the fucking misery he wreaked on the country.
Six more fucking weeks of this fucking shit and at the end of it we're going to be stuck with a fucking huge fucking tory fucking majority and the fucking fucks will be able to do what the fuck they want. Fuck I'm fucking pissed off about the whole fucking thing.