Statue of Thatcher to Go Up in Lincolnshire

[TopCat]

Whats the statue made of?

 

[editor]

Whats the statue made of?

Millions of atoms that will hopefully be returning to liberated ones soon.

 

[Ax^]

Whats the statue made of?

nothing that floats and their a river running thru the town

 

[Ranbay]

With a budget of 30p that means you can throw 2 eggs a day.

 

[krtek a houby]

Whats the statue made of?

Pure evil

 

[TopCat]

Resin, steel, cast iron, what?

 

[maomao]

Resin, steel, cast iron, what?

It's bronze.

 

[Ax^]

Resin, steel, cast iron, what?

children's tears

 

[Pickman's model]

children's tears

and the dreams of millions

 

[A380]

It's bronze.

So if you could get it to a smelter you could actually make money on the operation?

It’s what she would have wanted…

 

[Pickman's model]

So if you could get it to a smelter you could actually make money on the operation?

It’s what she would have wanted…

she'd have wanted the statue hidden away so it could be private-eyes-d

 

[A380]

she'd have want the statue hidden away so it could be private-eyes-d

Jesus fucking Christ. Top punnage.

 

[Dogsauce]

It’s not that far off the A1 for a piss stop. Maybe a few football coaches could make it a regular stop.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

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A modern tribute to auto erotic asphyxiation.

 

[danski]

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Nitric acid apparently.

 

[A380]

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Top wanking bobbies.

 

[editor]

(*note Thatcher-approved pricing)

 

[platinumsage]

Why are people wasting perfectly good eggs? Surely something like sour milk would be more appropriate.

 

[Ax^]

because when the government tried to do an grand unveiling of the carbuncle

people suggest to turned up and have a massive egg fight with the statue

so the local party shat themselves and set it in place on the sly at 6 am on the sunday

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Wonder if there are handy locations nearby for a tebuchet to do the honours? What range / accuracy do they have?

 

[Ax^]

bit of an old link but maybe maybe


World Cabbage Hurling Championships held in Lincolnshire

 

[Chilli.s]

Although it took 5 blokes and a crane to put it up, I reckon a bit of cable, a stout car and driver would be all thats needed to topple it

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Maybe they can relocate the world black pudding throwing championships to Grantham. Are there any other food throwing competitions in the UK? There could be a food-throwing olympics.

 

[Ax^]

 

[dessiato]

 

[Elpenor]

Why are people wasting perfectly good eggs? Surely something like sour milk would be more appropriate.

Save the eggs for the statues of Edwina Currie

 

[8ball]

Although it took 5 blokes and a crane to put it up, I reckon a bit of cable, a stout car and driver would be all thats needed to topple it

My old banger is far from “stout” these days, but happy to lend a heavy right foot.

 

[Raheem]

Save the eggs for the statues of Edwina Currie

Statues of Edwina Currie made from eggs. Ingenious!

 

[Ground Elder]

Grantham Margaret Thatcher statue vandalised weeks after egging​

The £300,000 sculpture in Grantham was daubed with red paint and a hammer and sickle was painted on the fence protecting it.