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Statue of Thatcher to Go Up in Lincolnshire

Biggest problem with the statue being on a 10-foot plinth might be finding shit of the right consistency to be launched without falling apart but also splatter effectively when it hits the target.

Start a crowdfunding campaign to buy a water cannon and get a team to perfect a mix of slurry and Mr Whippy.
 
I recon a lasso made of cable would be simple to throw up there. With a long run to a car and tow bar thach would be in the gutter where she belongs.
 
Well, 10ft high is a long way to spit, but give it a go. At least London was spared, I'm still pissed about that statue in the Houses of Parliament. There's a few around here who could give advice, Bristolians are good with statues.
I'd have to see a few more come down to agree.
 
Great story in today's Lincolnshire Live

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It looks more like Katie Hopkins, which is fine too, good effort :thumbs:
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Passing through Grantham. Stopped to get a picture of what I assume will be the plinth for the Thatcher statue that will stand for 3/10th s of a second…

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