Satire is dead: Peter Gammons is UKIP’s London Mayoral candidate

[AmateurAgitator]

What's the Heritage Party about? Is it for people in castles and stately homes?

The Heritage Party

Defending Our HeritageWe stand for free speech and liberty, traditional family values, national sovereignty and financial responsibility.

heritageparty.org

 

[Serge Forward]

More right wing wankers then, as if we didn't have enough of the buggers

 

[Argonia]

When I hear the term family values I want to puke

 

[two sheds]

When I hear the term family values I want to puke

I dunno, they've all got spare part values.

 

[BigMoaner]

Coming back from Millwall after the ref shafted us one day, my dad's mate in the car muttered quietly whilst staring solumenky out of the window: "I notice that a Mr A. Cunt was the ref today."

 

[Argonia]

Reclassify the Sun came second bottom with 12 votes. I bet the Peace candidate was gutted to only get 7. Which leads to the question - what is the lowest vote tally for any candidate in history? Presumably there must be at least some with zero votes.

1984 Chesterfield by-election - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

This candidate got no votes even though he said he voted for himself:

Angry socialist who got NO votes at General Election demands recount

Paul Dennis said several family members and friends swore they had picked him too

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[tony.c]

More right wing wankers then, as if we didn't have enough of the buggers

Formed by Kurten last year. He was one of the two UKIP members of the Greater London Assembly.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Funnily enough I was just reading this piece by the SPL about "cultural marxism" in 2003, when it was already very clear what it meant.

'Cultural Marxism' Catching On

'Cultural Marxism,' a conspiracy theory with an anti-Semitic twist, is being pushed by much of the American right.

www.splcenter.org