PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

I liked it when his mistakenly blabbed out that he did want a General Election, just after repeating 18 times that he didn't.

 

[Pickman's model]

I liked it when his mistakenly blabbed out that he did want a General Election, just after repeating 18 times that he didn't.

the truth will out

 

[Pickman's model]

Heart attack or stroke waiting to happen

what can we do to hurry it along?

 

[steveo87]

Heart attack or stroke waiting to happen

Hopefully not, it's nice to watch him suffer.

 

[stdP]

what can we do to hurry it along?

Make him take an ATOS medical.

 

[StoneRoad]

His friends in that other place are having fun with The Delay Bill
The Lords gear up for a battle over no-deal bill

 

[Puddy_Tat]

sir nicholas soames MP (ex conservative) -

“I have always believed that the referendum result must be honoured, and indeed I voted for the withdrawal agreement on every occasion it has been presented to the House, which is more than can be said for my right honourable friend the prime minister, the leader of the House and other members of the cabinet, whose serial disloyalty has been such an inspiration to so many of us.”

 

[brogdale]

Thought Jeremy Hunt looked very well, happy & tanned in the commons yesterday.

 

[existentialist]

Does not look so Jovial now.

"Face like a slapped arse"

 

[bluescreen]

"Face like a slapped arse"

Boris resting face.

 

[Badgers]

How long Pickman's model ?

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Does not look so Jovial now.

Checked google visually similar images
This came up.

 

[Pickman's model]

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How long Pickman's model ?

Max 77 days

 

[MrSki]

 

[A380]

I know it was written by a Sun sub editor- but surely there now needs to be a campaign to get the moniker ‘Flaccid Johnson ‘ into wide circulation.

 

[brogdale]

Hasn't taken long for the flaccid blustercunt to go full-fatch mad.

"Downing Street is briefing this morning that it considers today to be the first day of the general election campaign. Boris Johnson is making a regional visit, and this afternoon he will be making a speech, and taking questions from journalists."

 

[Pickman's model]

Hasn't taken long for the flaccid blustercunt to go full-fatch mad.

"Downing Street is briefing this morning that it considers today to be the first day of the general election campaign. Boris Johnson is making a regional visit, and this afternoon he will be making a speech, and taking questions from journalists."

long story short: bj will be making a prat of himself again

 

[elbows]

I know it was written by a Sun sub editor- but surely there now needs to be a campaign to get the moniker ‘Flaccid Johnson ‘ into wide circulation.

Maybe as part of a double-act, with Rees-Mogg in the slouch image rebranded as Limp. This week, Limp & Flaccid explore the withdrawal method.

 

[ruffneck23]

Boris Johnson announces second attempt to trigger election after humiliating week of defeats

 

[Pickman's model]

Boris Johnson announces second attempt to trigger election after humiliating week of defeats

it's the theresa may deal all over again

 

[Teaboy]

Boris Johnson announces second attempt to trigger election after humiliating week of defeats

Ah, I was waiting for that. Presumably this is the route which will just be a law to bypass FTPA and thus only require more than 50%. If the vote goes ahead Labour can abstain this time.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

LMAO check out this bunch of neeks.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Now this if fucking funny.

He spoke to the Telegraph in 2013 after Ed Miliband beat his brother David to the Labour leadership. It's fair to say his comments have not aged well.

"We don't do things that way, that's a very left-wing thing," he said.

"Only a socialist could do that to his brother, only a socialist could regard familial ties as being so trivial as to shaft his own brother...I mean, unbelievable. Only lefties can think like that...they see people as discrete agents devoid of ties to society or to each other, and that's how Stalin could murder 20 million people."

Boris Johnson's quote about Ed Miliband 'shafting' his brother has not aged well

#JoJohnsonShaftsBrother.

 

[BCBlues]

LMAO check out this bunch of neeks.

Are they singing "we want our party bags"

 

[hash tag]

I don't care how he goes, resigns, pushed out by peers, election, deselection but I propose the mother of all street party piss ups in parliament Square or similar when he does go.

 

[Proper Tidy]

There is a downside though, reckon if he falls on his arse early doors he'll knock the politician stuff on the head cos no chance of top job again. Might get a big paper/magazine or end up on fucking telly all the time

 

[hash tag]

He had a part time job on the Torygraph; that would suit quite nicely thank you.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Boris talking about giving the country a choice...standing in front of 2 rows of coppers.
Saying parliament scuppered everything.

 

[hash tag]

" I want to give this country a choice"...do I just leave politics or should I leave the country?

 

[danny la rouge]

“I em, uh, em, no, you. You have the. What is it again? The right. No, wait. Let me get this straight. You have the right to remain. Um. Er. What is it?”

Oh give over. You know perfectly well what it is you mendacious phoney.