PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[bimble]

Kalonzo??

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

He's trying to get the other words linked to the high news story. Because he is a moron with no understanding of how the internet works, but who thinks he knows how the internet works.

 

[8ball]

He's trying to get the other words linked to the high news story. Because he is a moron with no understanding of how the internet works, but who thinks he knows how the internet works.

A series of tubes.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

A series of tubes.

precisely.

 

[8ball]

Signed.

C’mon, though - much shits and giggles to be had if we can really get this rolling..

 

[contadino]

C’mon, though - much shits and giggles to be had if we can really get this rolling..

I hope it proves so popular as to attract local news.

 

[8ball]

I hope it proves so popular as to attract local news.

I’d love to see it reach a couple of million and be debated in Parliament.

 

[Bingoman]

What the hell is wrong with people

I'm lost for words on this

 

[Lurdan]

I'm struggling to understand that tweet. There are appears to be no link whatsoever between the first paragraph and the bunch of random words that come after it. Is this some kind of Twitter thing I'm too Web 1.0 to understand?

Well at first sight it seems to be from a pretty credible account amirite ?

But looking a little closer I see it appears to be a very very pro-Putin account. The listed words are all random current twitter hashtags. So I'm guessing rather than an advanced practitioner of religious surrealism this is in fact a badly programmed putin bot.

Bit disappointed I have to say. Still I'm interested to learn that it's #masculinitysaturday even if that mainly appears to be one account dispensing extremely dubious advice.

 

[teqniq]

Doctor, my sides.

Boris Johnson resigns: How journalists brought 'careless power' to account

Journalists and the Boris Johnson resignation: There will be a change of political leadership in the UK as a direct result of revelations by the news media.

pressgazette.co.uk

The press were amongst Johnson's chief enablers.

 

[NoXion]

Well at first sight it seems to be from a pretty credible account amirite ?

But looking a little closer I see it appears to be a very very pro-Putin account. The listed words are all random current twitter hashtags. So I'm guessing rather than an advanced practitioner of religious surrealism this is in fact a badly programmed putin bot.

Bit disappointed I have to say. Still I'm interested to learn that it's #masculinitysaturday even if that mainly appears to be one account dispensing extremely dubious advice.

Ah, I see now. Gotta love the fake blue tick.

 

[DaveCinzano]

He made that himself didn’t he.

Crafted it out of old wine crates

 

[petee]

The problem with that picture isn't just that it's poorly executed with some of the wrong people. The problem is the idea it conveys: that Johnson has been betrayed, like Ceasar.

footnote, caesar wasn't exactly betrayed either, the people who offed him were his longtime political enemies. brutus on a personal level maybe, but that's it.

 

[planetgeli]

Ben Wallis. PM within a year.

Evens for the server fund.

Quote this post with your number

This is aging well.

Ben Wallace will not join race to become leader​

 

[8ball]

This is aging well.

Ben Wallace will not join race to become leader​

To be fair to Spy, Wallace was the only name in the list where I couldn’t think of immediate examples of him being appalling.

…

 

[Raheem]

To be fair to Spy, Wallace was the only name in the list where I couldn’t think of immediate examples of him being appalling.

…

Or of him doing something.

 

[gosub]

This is aging well.

Ben Wallace will not join race to become leader​

Congratulations! You have passed my first criteria for being PM


Unfortunately the world is a fucked up place

 

[8ball]

Or of him doing something.

Yep, no idea who he is.
Makes him the most qualified person on the list

 

[Humberto]

Truss not declared yet. Would be a serious contender if she did.

 

[Raheem]

Truss not declared yet. Would be a serious contender if she did.

Like a two following a three on Play Your Cards Right.

 

[Humberto]

She would be worse, I agree.

 

[8ball]

What the hell is wrong with people

I'm lost for words on this

Just creeping up to 5,000 right now.

From the petition:

“He made a few mistakes but so did Churchill!’”

“#BorisOurPM”

“I do not trust the others especially that sunak”


An alternative take:

“Boris is a venal, incompetent, shitweasel. That even other Tories cannot stomach his craven fuckery tells a tale.

Michael Gove, the human prolapse, thinks Boris is a bit much. Michael. Gove.

I am looking forward to his complete lack of integrity sinking the Tory party into a shit-mire from whence it never returns.”

 

[Bingoman]

Just creeping up to 5,000 right now.

There is a rumour circulating on the Tory leadership thread that he might put his name forward to run again not sure how true it is through?

And if he did run again what the hell do Tory MPs do next?

 

[maomao]

I had a taxi driver today tell me that now Boris is gone, Sunak's going to get in and the muslims will have even more rights. I can see him getting quite a few votes if he did run.

 

[Spymaster]

This is aging well.

Ben Wallace will not join race to become leader​

killer b should‘ve taken the bet

 

[killer b]

I agreed with you though!

 

[killer b]

Anyway, with Wallace out I reckon it'll be Sunak. He seems to be the kind of guy who gets what he wants, so it's pretty likely this is going to follow suit.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

There is a rumour circulating on the Tory leadership thread that he might put his name forward to run again not sure how true it is through?

And if he did run again what the hell do Tory MPs do next?

Dunno about Tory MP’s, but the rest of us can just sit back and grab some popcorn.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Dunno about Tory MP’s, but the rest of us can just sit back and grab some popcorn.

TBF it will probably come out in due course that Sunak's missus invested heavily in Butterkist stock about a fortnight ago

 

[JimW]

MasculinitySaturday, femme Sunday with a frock for church, then just androge my way through the week until arse-scratching day comes round again.