PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[8ball]

Yes, because managing a top flight football team is EXACTLY THE SAME as running a country trying to exit the EU.

Gove is such a fucking twat.

One of his SPADs having a laugh.
Probably sold it as a "get some working-class cred" gambit.

 

[equationgirl]

Looks like it's all kicking off in Parliament - the BBC is reporting angry exchanges taking place.

 

[ruffneck23]

Looks like it's all kicking off in Parliament - the BBC is reporting angry exchanges taking place.

 

[YouSir]

And like Man City the Tories still can't win in Europe.

Ithangyew.

 

[Badgers]

Can a mod change the thread title please:

Disgraced Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

 

[chilango]

..and like Pep's team, financed by dirty oil money.

 

[8ball]

Can a mod change the thread title please:

Disgraced Former Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

FFY

<edit: possibly inaccurate right now, but I'll be correct for longer than you will >

 

[equationgirl]

Can a mod change the thread title please:

Disgraced Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

When did he stop being a monster twat exactly?

 

[Yossarian]

Disgraced Former Person Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

 

[steveo87]

Surely that makes Jeremy Corbyn Jürgen Klopp?

This is good news.

 

[YouSir]

Surely that makes Jeremy Corbyn Jürgen Klopp?

This is good news.

Don't know how it factors in with the teams bit of the metaphor but John McDonnell definitely has a bit of the Sean Dyche about him. And Jo Swinson is an easy choice as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

 

[Marty1]

Looks like it's all kicking off in Parliament - the BBC is reporting angry exchanges taking place.

Attorney general Geoffrey Cox leading the charge:



‘the time is coming when even these turkeys (remain MP’s) won’t be able to prevent Christmas’.

 

[8ball]

Attorney general Geoffrey Cox leading the charge:



‘the time is coming when even these turkeys (remain MP’s) won’t be able to prevent Christmas’.

Good - we don't want them preventing Christmas.
There is always adequate food.

 

[Pickman's model]

Don't know how it factors in with the teams bit of the metaphor but John McDonnell definitely has a bit of the Sean Dyche about him. And Jo Swinson is an easy choice as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

jo swinson surely more of a john dempster

 

[Marty1]

Good - we don't want them preventing Christmas.
There is always adequate food.

As long as the Turkey isn’t chlorinated of course

 

[ViolentPanda]

My local shop keeps telling me they had jam in yesterday, and that they'll get more in tomorrow. But there's never jam today.

Jam tomorrow, shit today.

 

[Teaboy]

Attorney general Geoffrey Cox leading the charge:



‘the time is coming when even these turkeys (remain MP’s) won’t be able to prevent Christmas’.

I wonder what all those sat behind him who blocked May's deal and prevented Brexit from happening were thinking? It remains a fact that some of the most vocal supporters of Brexit have stopped it from happening.

The Brexit Party are adamant that May's deal was / is terrible. Surely those who agree with that should be thankful it was blocked by Parliament?

 

[ViolentPanda]

At present, almost herculean when compared to commissar Corbyn and Jo Swinson.

Only to a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder what all those sat behind him who blocked May's deal and prevented Brexit from happening were thinking? It remains a fact that some of the most vocal supporters of Brexit have stopped it from happening.

The Brexit Party are adamant that May's deal was / is terrible. Surely those who agree with that should be thankful it was blocked by Parliament?

you would have thought so, but in this era of doublethink (and occasionally even triplethink) nothing is certain: all that is solid melts into air

 

[ViolentPanda]

And how do you think all of that will be perceived by those who voted leave?

As the mug cunt who fucked Brexit up, you mug cunt.

 

[Pickman's model]

Only to a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.

As the mug cunt who fucked Brexit up, you mug cunt.

it's wicked to mock the afflicted

 

[Badgers]

When did he stop being a monster twat exactly?

I think that he would prefer the term 'disgraced'

 

[ViolentPanda]

It's just like "coughing" down the phone at your boss when you want a day at the beach.

Right?

Coughing down the phone is for amateurs who don't appreciate how to recover some of the surplus value that the bosses steal from them.

Spewing while on the phone - or, at least playing a recording of actual spewing - works much better, because it makes the boss heave, and want to hang up as quickly as possible. Added points for saying "I'm on the khazi with a bowl on my lap, going from both endzzzz...bleurgh!!!".

 

[ViolentPanda]

it's wicked to mock the afflicted

Good fun, though.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Perhaps you misjudge the anger and distain leavers have for the remain establishments efforts to curtail Brexit and the level of support for those who fight to enact the referendum?

Is "distain" the mark the Princess of Hearts left all over the Mercedes steering wheel, or do you mean "disdain"?

 

[ViolentPanda]

... by lying to the queen.

TBF, about half the other ranks of the British forces have lied to the queen, when swearing allegiance to her.

 

[equationgirl]

I think that he would prefer the term 'disgraced'

He might, I certainly don't.

Are you feeling OK? It's most unlike you to be sympathetic to Tories...

 

[8ball]

Only to a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.

Bit blunt.

 

[ViolentPanda]

You dull, dull twat

That's a very fair character assessment of him, frankly.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Bit blunt.

Blunt as a butter knife, me.