PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[DaveCinzano]

This is most disappointing. Where’s the blood? I wanted blood. Cunt can’t even resign properly.

He’s probably lying anyway.

"We go live now to the extraordinary scenes at the rear of No 10..."

 

[Pickman's model]

Will he cry? Cameron's voice cracked, May's face did...

there will be blubbing

 

[ruffneck23]

Live

Should be anytime now.

Better be soon, I'm trying to delay a meeting for this...

 

[Pickman's model]

Better be soon, I'm trying to delay a meeting for this...

there has been much mirth at work

 

[rubbershoes]

Have we had a "Dimitri finds out that Johnson has resigned"?

 

[ruffneck23]

there has been much mirth at work

It's on days like this that I'd rather have an office to go to and be extremely smug in.

 

[redcogs]

im bursting for a shite but dare not leave the settee just in case

 

[A380]

I feel like that time when I was eight, playing football on the playground after school and the caretaker came out and took the ball away.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's on days like this that I'd rather have an office to go to and be extremely smug in.

it's always nice having somewhere you can be extremely smug

 

[Pickman's model]

im bursting for a shite but dare not leave the settee just in case

take your mobile with you and have it on the news channel

 

[steveseagull]

Resignations still coming in lol

 

[killer b]

im bursting for a shite but dare not leave the settee just in case

It'll take them a few minutes to set the lectern up, you're probably good for a shit

 

[Louis MacNeice]

That's why he wants to hang in there until a new leader is in place, so he can beat May's time.

Vice Chair of the 1922 on Radio 4 at the moment saying they don't want Johnson as caretaker and that they are the people a timetable for handing over needs to negotiated with. Her preference is for Raab as the current deputy PM to take over. She also referred to other colleagues being unhappy with the idea of Johnson as caretaker...I wonder why?

It would be a bit like appointing your known pyromaniac school caretaker to stay in post for a bit longer after they have been caught red handed next to the smoldering ruins, petrol can and matches still in hand. Let's hope they do it.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[redcogs]

take your mobile with you and have it on the news channel

you havn't seen my mobile Pickman's - its a fisher price dumb phone - no moving pictures

 

[spitfire]

Sorry been a bit deflated this morning, did i miss anything?

 

[Idris2002]

From Johnson to gone, son.

Turned out nice again.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Sorry been a bit deflated this morning, did i miss anything?

No

 

[redcogs]

It'll take them a few minutes to set the lectern up, you're probably good for a shit

i know, i'll turn the telly up sos i can here event as i thrust

 

[Bus Honeygun]

i'd like to see johnson rally his supporters to storm the palace of westminster and prevent his ejection, it'd be lovely to see fewer people than robert emmet mustered trying to break into the houses of parliament

Maybe not insurrection, but I do wonder if Johnson is just trying to buy himself more time to think up a way of staying on.

 

[spitfire]

No

Cool ta.

 

[Wilf]

Well, 3rd time he's been sacked for lying.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Sorry been a bit deflated this morning, did i miss anything?

 

[bimble]

Lectern probably comes out after they figure out how to stop him from staying on til autumn.

 

[salem]

I don't even know what to think at this point. On one hand it's glorious to watch and I'm hoping that the wet behind the ears fools they get in to cover positions will be saying stupid shit left right and centre, causing lasting damage to the Conservatives.

On the other hand, is there a danger they'll also be causing more lasting damage to the country, with nothing to lose?

And our wanky political class and media will have rehabilitated the cunt in no time and he'll be all over the airwaves again and cosily set up.

It was funny to see the headlines this morning as the Daily Mail realised they'd maybe called it a little early and try to row it back.

Yesterday


Today

 

[ruffneck23]

Just lock the door behind him when he comes out to give the speech, simple.

 

[not a trot]

So he's going to resign, but stay n place until a new leader is chosen. This is Johnson, for fucks sake. He won't be going quietly.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Tory MPs recently

 

[Pickman's model]

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oh the huge manatee

 

[hegley]

Live

Should be anytime now.

I love that it says: Awaiting an anticipated statement from the Prime Minister some time today.

Don't they know we've got people to see, things to do, places to go?

 

[frogwoman]

Boris notoriously on time for his covid appearances