PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

That's why he wants to hang in there until a new leader is in place.

i think he wants to stay till the july payroll's done

 

[sojourner]

He'll be off on a massive bender this affy then.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[quimcunx]

i'm not mishearing 'leverage'. Nor do i mishear the so called greeting 'Hey', as if that is an appropriate substitute for hello!!!!

Language is being debased by the US driven axis of evil. Resist the tyranny!!

I wasn't talking about them though!

I am resisting. I tut every time someone on one of my american podcasts says unexplainable.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Not really great stuff because it’s just a symptom of them being in power for so long.

Let me have my crumbs

 

[Callum91]

Snap General Election and be done with it.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

I am very disappointed that Johnson has decided to go. We could have done with a lot more of the last few weeks: a summer of civil war, breathtaking stupidity and preening, jostling, privilege on display and mounting crisis was what was required.

Instead, a new leader with an 80 seat majority will now be installed and the media narrative - gormlessly parroted by idiots - will be:

• a fresh start ('a new government' etc)
• new probity and standards: the Parliament is cleansed etc
• cheerleading for tax cuts and 'help' for business and landlords so that they will invest (they won't)
• give the new leader time narratives everywhere etc
• the disastrous human consequences of an inflation and costs crisis pinned on Johnson rather than the system that he pathetically administered.

Meanwhile, the new leader will get space to take organised labour on and push down wages. the causes of the cost of living crisis will remain unaddressed, over 10 million people will endure food and energy poverty and in two years time we'll probably end up with another Tory Government if the new man/woman doesn't fuck it up.

All that stands in their way is Starmer. If you didn't laugh....

Johnson is a massive cunt of course. But the replacement will be a cunt too. But probably one who is a bit better at hiding it from some.

 

[redcogs]

The echos of Trump's refusal to accept the election result in the US (and his failed putsch) are strong in all this bojo nonsense. i'm not politically sharp, but i detect a pattern. Could it be an accelerating economic catastrophe driving events?

 

[Ax^]

oh ffs can we all not just laugh at this cunt Boris for a bit longer

we only just hear he going to resigned less than an hour ago

 

[cupid_stunt]

I am very disappointed that Johnson has decided to go. We could have done with a lot more of the last few weeks: a summer of civil war, breathtaking stupidity and preening, jostling, privilege on display and mounting crisis was what was required.

Instead, a new leader with an 80 seat majority will now be installed and the media narrative - gormlessly parroted by idiots - will be:

• a fresh start ('a new government' etc)
• new probity and standards: the Parliament is cleansed etc
• cheerleading for tax cuts and 'help' for business and landlords so that they will invest (they won't)
• give the new leader time narratives everywhere etc
• the disastrous human consequences of an inflation and costs crisis pinned on Johnson.

Meanwhile, the new leader will get space to take organised labour on and push down wages. the causes of the cost of living crisis will remain unaddressed, over 10 million people will endure food and energy poverty and in two years time we'll probably end up with another Tory Government if the new man/woman doesn't fuck it up.

All that stands in their way is Starmer. If you didn't laugh....

Johnson is a massive cunt of course. But the replacement will be a cunt too. But probably once who is a bit better at hiding it from some.

True, but don't ruin the moment.

 

[teuchter]

should of taken the bet yesterday

You signed me up for it in the role of agent. So he owes me £10. You can have a 1% cut for your service.

 

[Kaka Tim]

That's the last three Tory PMs resigned in office, great stuff

and all thanks to boris johnson

 

[Pickman's model]

The echos of Trump's refusal to accept the election result in the US (and his failed putsch) are strong in all this bojo nonsense. i'm not politically sharp, but i detect a pattern. Could it be an accelerating economic catastrophe driving events?

i'd like to see johnson rally his supporters to storm the palace of westminster and prevent his ejection, it'd be lovely to see fewer people than robert emmet mustered trying to break into the houses of parliament

 

[DaveCinzano]

"I'm starting to suspect you're accepting these posts just so you can resign on me too."

 

[Pickman's model]

Instead, a new leader with an 80 seat majority will now be installed and the media narrative - gormlessly parroted by idiots - will be:

it's as though the tories losing loads of seats had never happened.

 

[maomao]

maomao owes me a tenner now.

Has he actually gone yet? Guardian headline says 'to resign'

And nobody took the tenner last night so no.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[MrCurry]

Well it’s a shame it‘s happening on a school night, but I shall definitely enjoy raising a glass tonight to celebrate the best thing to happen to the U.K. for a while. Getting that incompetent, corrupt conman out of no. 10 is one step closer to getting the U.K. back on track.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The number of MPs that have resigned has just gone from 55 to 57.

And, that's excluding Johnson.

It's 59 now!

 

[bimble]

Very surprised he wants to resign and then hang about pointlessly until October. Unless he thinks things might turn around for himself somehow by then.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Well it’s a shame it‘s happening on a school night, but I shall definitely enjoy raising a glass tonight to celebrate the best thing to happen to the U.K. for a while. Getting that incompetent, corrupt conman out of no. 10 is one step closer to getting the U.K. back on track.

Back on track? Have you not been paying attention for the last, what, fifty years?

 

[RedRedRose]

Live

Should be anytime now.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Churchillian

 

[killer b]

Live

Should be anytime now.

is it though? the lectern isn't even out yet

 

[MrCurry]

Back on track? Have you not been paying attention for the last, what, fifty years?

I live in hope that it will somehow turn around, but yeah, it’s not been a good run really

 

[planetgeli]

This is most disappointing. Where’s the blood? I wanted blood. Cunt can’t even resign properly.

He’s probably lying anyway.

 

[redcogs]

The utmost major and most important aspect of bojo's resignation is precisely when he took the decision to resign. Apparently he told the 22 committee honchos at 8:30 am today (7th July), which suggests he could have taken the decision on the previous evening. Naturally i want to claim that he resigned on the 6th july (my birthday) which would obviously be the best present ever. Spose i'll need to wait for his memoir - which might yet be published before i expire..

 

[rubbershoes]

Very surprised he wants to resign and then hang about pointlessly until October. Unless he thinks things might turn around for himself somehow by then.

He wants to be in office longer than Theresa May was

 

[Steel Icarus]

Will he cry? Cameron's voice cracked, May's face did...