PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[hash tag]

When do we get another bank holiday to celebrate?

 

[Ax^]

maomao owes me a tenner now.

should of taken the bet yesterday

 

[killer b]

My gut feeling is that pressure will be put on him to go sooner.

I don't think so - they surely want to get back to some semblance of normality as quick as possible - doubt there's appetite for another week of this when he's agreed to go.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[steeplejack]

Suella Braverman is quite breathtakingly dense. She was pulled apart by a bored Nick Robinson this morning on her own "ambitions".

She'll be lucky to be a PPS to the Under-Secretary of State for Paperclips in any future government let alone PM>

 

[Pickman's model]

Suella Braverman is quite breathtakingly dense. She was pulled apart by a bored Nick Robinson this morning on her own "ambitions".

She'll be lucky to be a PPS to the Under-Secretary of State for Paperclips in any future government let alone PM>

she'll be more a ffs

 

[Lorca]

yes, we should just put this all behind us now and get behind the next conservative leader of our great nation

 

[Pickman's model]

yes, we should just put this all behind us now and get behind the next conservative leader of our great nation

and push them out too

 

[Ax^]

 

[rubbershoes]

sure May will be willing to step in for a bit

Doesn't the deputy take over?

It's Raaaaaabtime

 

[kenny g]

Am enjoying the way it is now turning on whether he needs to go straight away or in the Autumn.

 

[redcogs]

Could just be mishearing leading to misspelling. Combined with up being far more common than ut.

i'm not mishearing 'leverage'. Nor do i mishear the so called greeting 'Hey', as if that is an appropriate substitute for hello!!!!

Language is being debased by the US driven axis of evil. Resist the tyranny!!

 

[rubbershoes]

i'm not mishearing 'leverage'. Nor do i mishear the so called greeting 'Hey', as if that is an appropriate substitute for hello!!!!

Language is being debased by the US driven axis of evil. Resist the tyranny!!

Like, whatever bro

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[sojourner]

Perfect time for this

 

[kenny g]

Gove would be one option. He has said he doesn't want the PM job and is one of very few who have brain cells to rub together. He is also full of energy..

 

[philosophical]

Steve Baker is a cunt…just saying.

 

[Steel Icarus]

So what time do we see the rectum at the lectern?

 

[redcogs]

Steve Baker is a cunt…just saying.

Some truths are always worth hearing

 

[Steel Icarus]

That's the last three Tory PMs resigned in office, great stuff

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Gove would be one option. He has said he doesn't want the PM job and is one of very few who have brain cells to rub together. He is also full of energy..

"energy"

 

[two sheds]

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

 

[Ax^]

That's the last three Tory PMs resigned in office, great stuff

and all 3 sacked Gove before they resigned

 

[Ted Striker]

 

[Flavour]

I've just caught up with the last 40 pages of this thread and fuck me, what a rollercoaster. Lovely stuff. Best thing for years. Loved every minute of it.

Highlights definitely Michael Gove getting sacked and Michelle Donelan resiging 36 hours after taking the job. Amazing.

 

[platinumsage]

That's the last three Tory PMs resigned in office, great stuff

Not really great stuff because it’s just a symptom of them being in power for so long.

 

[Pickman's model]

that looks like the bowdlerised version now

 

[cupid_stunt]

That's why he wants to hang in there until a new leader is in place, so he can beat May's time.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Had a bet with Mrs Spy last night that he’d resign today.

I’ve won 50 quid but she’s refusing to pay!

Get that resignation letter in pronto.

 

[PR1Berske]