PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Spymaster]

In good company then.

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Was there a book on which fuckwit would come out with this shit first?

I’d have gone for her cunt brother but betted “each way” and won a few quid.

 

[Badgers]

Odds cut on Boris Johnson becoming the shortest serving prime minister

Link self explanatory but great graphic

 

[Gaia]

Perhaps you misjudge the anger and distain leavers have for the remain establishments efforts to curtail Brexit and the level of support for those who fight to enact the referendum?

“Enact the referendum”…? Mate, referendums aren’t legally binding they are, legally and by definition, advisory. I know Leavers hate to be told this, but you can’t argue with facts. They are tools for gauging public opinion, nothing more. Prior to the referendum, what did you feel about the EU…? Did you know, for example, that the fact you’re entitled to statutory paid holiday is thanks to the EU…? Or that the Working Time Directive, another EU initiative, is why it is illegal for an employer to force employees to work more than 48 hours a week…? You think your job is shit now, imagine what it’ll be like when your employer doesn’t have to abide by all that nasty EU legislation that prevents them from forcing you to work 100 hours a week for 1p an hour.

Besides only around 23% of the population voted leave. Why should the majority who didn’t have their lives destroyed because the minority are xenophobic and racist cunts…?

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

My favourite observation though, is that Baroness Hale’s first names are Brenda Marjorie.

Mine is that she was a judge on Masterchef.

 

[Pickman's model]

“Enact the referendum”…? Mate, referendums aren’t legally binding they are, legally and by definition, advisory. I know Leavers hate to be told this, but you can’t argue with facts. They are tools for gauging public opinion, nothing more. Prior to the referendum, what did you feel about the EU…? Did you know, for example, that the fact you’re entitled to statutory paid holiday is thanks to the EU…? Or that the Working Time Directive, another EU initiative, is why it is illegal for an employer to force employees to work more than 48 hours a week…? You think your job is shit now, imagine what it’ll be like when your employer doesn’t have to abide by all that nasty EU legislation that prevents them from forcing you to work 100 hours a week for 1p an hour.

Besides only around 23% of the population voted leave. Why should the majority who didn’t have their lives destroyed because the minority are xenophobic and racist cunts…?

Oh do give over, this is 2019 not 2016.

 

[Raheem]

Mine is that she was a judge on Masterchef.

Everyone's got to start somewhere.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Shit argument anyway. If they're advisory don't fucking have one. Next.

 

[Argonia]

The government at the time said that the result of the referendum would be enacted.

 

[Pickman's model]

The government at the time said that the result of the referendum would be enacted.

Yeh they rashly declared so

 

[teuchter]

Even if they were, it’s utterly irrelevant. The idea that judges in general, and the most senior of judges in particular, could manufacture their judgements to suit their own political views is ridiculous and highly naive. That these judges would have risen to become law lords if they pursued such strategies, is also quite impossible.

They, like any judge, have looked at the merits of the case and applied a laser focussed understanding of the technical detail of the law to it, to find the pertinent points on which their decision must be based. They are not making things up on the fly, expressing personal decisions or whims; They are finding out what the law says about what happened and explaining why it was wrong.

Childish, pig ignorant whinnying about “what if the judges are remainers” just makes you look irredeemably fuckwitted.

You're arguing that there's no possibility of bias in the judiciary, and that these positions are obtained purely on merit, and you're getting a bunch of likes for this nonsense. Urban75 in 2019. Amazing.

 

[planetgeli]

You're arguing that there's no possibility of bias in the judiciary, and that these positions are obtained purely on merit, and you're getting a bunch of likes for this nonsense. Urban75 in 2019. Amazing.

I think he’s getting likes for calling you irredeemably fuckwitted. That’s why I liked it anyway.

 

[Pickman's model]

You're arguing that there's no possibility of bias in the judiciary, and that these positions are obtained purely on merit, and you're getting a bunch of likes for this nonsense. Urban75 in 2019. Amazing.

It's his final paragraph that is especially likeable, as planetgeli says

 

[cupid_stunt]

“Enact the referendum”…? Mate, referendums aren’t legally binding they are, legally and by definition, advisory. I know Leavers hate to be told this, but you can’t argue with facts. They are tools for gauging public opinion, nothing more.

All previous referendum results have been respected, and we were told this one would be.

Did you know, for example, that the fact you’re entitled to statutory paid holiday is thanks to the EU…?

The EU gives workers the right to 20 paid days off, but the UK government has increased the entitlement to 28.

Or that the Working Time Directive, another EU initiative, is why it is illegal for an employer to force employees to work more than 48 hours a week…?

Workers can opt out from that, so the word 'force' becomes somewhat irrelevant, and certain sectors are excluded anyway.

You think your job is shit now, imagine what it’ll be like when your employer doesn’t have to abide by all that nasty EU legislation that prevents them from forcing you to work 100 hours a week for 1p an hour.

Not heard of the national living/minimum wage, set by the UK government, not the EU?

Besides only around 23% of the population voted leave.

Clearly you are too fucking thick to understand how 'a vote' works.

Why should the majority who didn’t have their lives destroyed because the minority are xenophobic and racist cunts…?

So, leave voters are all xenophobic and racist cunts?

Nope, but you are ignorance cunt, I wish I hadn't taken you off ignore.

 

[Steel Icarus]

“Enact the referendum”…? Mate, referendums aren’t legally binding they are, legally and by definition, advisory. I know Leavers hate to be told this, but you can’t argue with facts. They are tools for gauging public opinion, nothing more. Prior to the referendum, what did you feel about the EU…? Did you know, for example, that the fact you’re entitled to statutory paid holiday is thanks to the EU…? Or that the Working Time Directive, another EU initiative, is why it is illegal for an employer to force employees to work more than 48 hours a week…? You think your job is shit now, imagine what it’ll be like when your employer doesn’t have to abide by all that nasty EU legislation that prevents them from forcing you to work 100 hours a week for 1p an hour.

Besides only around 23% of the population voted leave. Why should the majority who didn’t have their lives destroyed because the minority are xenophobic and racist cunts…?

actually nah, cba

 

[existentialist]

Bercow has graciously invited the government to send a minister to make a statement when parliament re-opens tomorrow - the experience, for said minister, may sting a tad.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind...

Bit of a non-tea-and-biscuits interview, that one...

 

[Gaia]

The government at the time said that the result of the referendum would be enacted.

Of course it did. To say otherwise would to have been to appear weak. In other words, it lied. Politicians lie, although not always for nefarious reasons.

A government is - within reason - fit to do and say whatever it wishes, it’s up to the courts to decide whether what it does and says is lawful. That’s kinda how democracy works. The government said what it did at the time - or rather May did - because it rather fancied staying in power. If there are people out there who still believe that what a government says is truthful, well there’s really no hope for them.

Brexit means Brexit, remember…?

 

[existentialist]

The establishment seem to be on full throttle to overturn the referendum.

A GE is no doubt going to completely change the political landscape and those who have worked so hard to stop Brexit will be eviscerated by the electorate.

 

[Lord Camomile]

The government at the time said that the result of the referendum would be enacted.

Crucially though, they never said when.

 

[Pickman's model]

Of course it did. To say otherwise would to have been to appear weak. In other words, it lied. Politicians lie, although not always for nefarious reasons.

A government is - within reason - fit to do and say whatever it wishes, it’s up to the courts to decide whether what it does and says is lawful. That’s kinda how democracy works. The government said what it did at the time - or rather May did - because it rather fancied staying in power. If there are people out there who still believe that what a government says is truthful, well there’s really no hope for them.

Brexit means Brexit, remember…?

Most people think that giving their consent via participating in electoral events is what democracy kinda is, nor arcane arguments about prerogative in the law courts

 

[existentialist]

Anyway. The extraordinary amount of effort everyone is putting into responding to my posts shows what a slow news day it is.

We put enormous effort into responding to your posts, because we care. No, really, we do. Deeply.

 

[existentialist]

At present, almost herculean when compared to commissar Corbyn and Jo Swinson.

Bless. I expect they wrote that out for you in crayon, specially.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Of course it did. To say otherwise would to have been to appear weak. In other words, it lied. Politicians lie, although not always for nefarious reasons.

A government is - within reason - fit to do and say whatever it wishes, it’s up to the courts to decide whether what it does and says is lawful. That’s kinda how democracy works. The government said what it did at the time - or rather May did - because it rather fancied staying in power. If there are people out there who still believe that what a government says is truthful, well there’s really no hope for them.

Brexit means Brexit, remember…?

Err, it was disco Dave that gave us the referendum, it was him & his government that promised the result of the referendum would be enacted, May only turned-up after he legged it.

 

[existentialist]

And how do you think all of that will be perceived by those who voted leave?

I'm WAY past giving a fuck about the opinions of a bunch of people whose only contribution to the debate seems to be "We voted leave. Get over it".

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Shit argument anyway. If they're advisory don't fucking have one. Next.

That would have prevented an awful lot of this bollocks, yes.

 

[A380]

The Conservative Home comments section is the place to be right now. If you could somehow harness the rotational energy of the eyes swilling in loon heads and find a market for white spittle flecked mouth froth we could solve the UK’s energy and debt problems tonight.

Apparently the queen is a traitor, the Supreme Court are a group of black robed (I know I know) terrorists leading a coup and the only rational next course of action is for the army to surround the house tomorrow and lock up anyone who has ever voted against Brexit... I kid you not, it’s fucking brilliant. Now we know it’s not right to dress chimpanzees up and make them
have tea parties this is the next best thing.

 

[8ball]

When Parliament opens tomorrow, is BJ going to go in there?

He can’t really stay outside and pretend it’s still closed but he’ll be ripped to shreds in there.

 

[Gaia]

All previous referendum results have been respected, and we were told this one would be.



The EU gives workers the right to 20 paid days off, but the UK government has increased the entitlement to 28.

Okay, but would you be happy with just 8 days paid holiday a year…?

Workers can opt out from that, so the word 'force' becomes somewhat irrelevant, and certain sectors are excluded anyway.

Opt out from what…? Without EU protection, employers can pretty much force employees to work whatever hours they demand.


Not heard of the national living/minimum wage, set by the UK government, not the EU?



Clearly you are too fucking thick to understand how 'a vote' works.

Clearly you’re too thick to understand how democracy works and, besides, previous referendums were not based on lies. Why should the vast majority of people in this country have their lives destroyed because Leave ran a bulls it campaign.

So, leave voters are all xenophobic and racist cunts?

Nope, but you are ignorance cunt, I wish I hadn't taken you off ignore.

Pretty much, from what I have seen, yes. They don’t like the foreigns. I actually didn’t realise you were a Leaver and, even if they claim not to be, that is the upshot because EU citizens are now having their lives uprooted because they have been given no assurances that they are free to remain in the U.K. one of the key pledges of the Leave campaign was a total end to immigration, that’s what Johnson, Gove, Farage et al promised. Okay, perhaps I was wrong, perhaps some fell for the NHS bollocks, it would be interesting to see what leave percentage is now - those who still want to leave are, I’m afraid, doing so for xenophobic reasons, now that the bus has been thoroughly debunked. I can see no other reasons why. Leave made 2 pledges: an end to immigration and £350m per week more for the NHS. So, if you now accept the bus was bollocks, but you still want to leave, then the logical assumption is that you’re xenophobic.

Leaving will mean an end to the NHS. But feel free to put me back on ignore.

 

[Gaia]

When Parliament opens tomorrow, is BJ going to go in there?

He can’t really stay outside and pretend it’s still closed but he’ll be ripped to shreds in there.

Well he’s still in NYC at the moment.

 

[Proper Tidy]

The Conservative Home comments section is the place to be right now. If you could somehow harness the rotational energy of the eyes swilling in loon heads and find a market for white spittle flecked mouth froth we could solve the UK’s energy and debt problems tonight.

Apparently the queen is a traitor, the Supreme Court are a group of black robed (I know I know) terrorists leading a coup and the only rational next course of action is for the army to surround the house tomorrow and lock up anyone who has ever voted against Brexit... I kid you not, it’s fucking brilliant. Now we know it’s not right to dress chimpanzees up and make them
have tea parties this is the next best thing.

Tory I work with was in meltdown today, banging on all day, get Mogg in instead of Johnson, Gina Miller has killed democracy. He's a fucking knob at best of times but today it was quite delicious

 

[8ball]

Well he’s still in NYC at the moment.

Bet they’re jostling for the job of standing in for him.