PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Yes it is.

it really isn't.

 

[Marty1]

That's like saying that when I go into a shop and ask for cheese and onion crisps, and I get given a packet of salt and vinegar crisps, that's perfectly fair enough because after all, I did ask for a 'non-ready-salted' variety of crisps.

I think you’ll eventually get your cheese and onion crisps as at the end of the day, the customer is always right.

 

[Pickman's model]

Kind of you to worry but it's no trouble, your awfulness is mildly entertaining in small doses.

and emetic in anything else.

 

[Pickman's model]

I think you’ll eventually get your cheese and onion crisps as at the end of the day, the customer is always right.

no they aren't

 

[belboid]

Anyway. The extraordinarily tiny amount of effort everyone is putting into responding to my posts shows how shit I am.

cfy

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Ahhh. teuchter's got a fwend.

 

[pesh]

Anyway. The extraordinary amount of effort everyone is putting into responding to my posts shows what a slow news day it is.

you're a slow news day.

 

[chilango]

Personally I keep walking into the shop looking for bread and roses but there's only vinegar and then I'm told told to piss off. I don't know why I keep going .

My local shop keeps telling me they had jam in yesterday, and that they'll get more in tomorrow. But there's never jam today.

 

[Pickman's model]

My local shop keeps telling me they had jam in yesterday, and that they'll get more in tomorrow. But there's never jam today.

when i was on holiday last week there was lots of jam in the shops i have some very nice blueberry jam

 

[teuchter]

it really isn't.

It really is. Fact.

 

[Wilf]

Kind of you to worry but it's no trouble, your awfulness is mildly entertaining in small doses.

 

[Pickman's model]

It really is. Fact.

it's not a fucking fact.

 

[Rivendelboy]

He's still lying about the legal position of no deal.

All he has to do is just mouth fart the word "brexit" and he'll be ok.

Brexit! All the curtain twitchers respond feverishly clapping their webbed hands like clattering pelmets. That's the code word to activate them like an unexploded bomb versus the home guard. Who do you think you are kidding mister juncker. We don't want your so called bendy bananas, we measure our prawn cocktail crisps in cavaliers and roundheads.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[tim]

Bestest most joyous news for 3 years?

Your life must be really shit. (((hash tag )))

 

[Marty1]

Brexit: Boris Johnson defeated by UK Supreme Court – but he could still emerge as a winner

An interesting read/perspective.

 

[Sprocket.]

Johnson might end up in a car on Harrowdown Hill in Oxfordshire yet.

 

[editor]

Brexit: Boris Johnson defeated by UK Supreme Court – but he could still emerge as a winner

An interesting read/perspective.

Britain’s threadbare constitutional framework makes it particularly vulnerable to the wrath of a strong leader.

Is Johnson a 'strong leader' in your eyes then?

 

[editor]

Oh dear

 

[Marty1]

Is Johnson a 'strong leader' in your eyes then?

At present, almost herculean when compared to commissar Corbyn and Jo Swinson.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Oh dear

Unsurprisingly ignoring the constitutional order of having three independent estates of the realm, of which the judiciary are one, to provide checks and balances against an overweening executive.

 

[Proper Tidy]

At present, almost herculean when compared to commissar Corbyn and Jo Swinson.

Lol commissar sounds a bit soviet

 

[Teaboy]

I thought one of the main purposes of Brexit was to take back control of the EU judges and EU Courts. Now it turns out ours are not much better. Brexit is confusing.

 

[editor]

At present, almost herculean when compared to commissar Corbyn and Jo Swinson.

Yes, he really showed his strength, wisdom and leadership when he broke all records by losing vote after vote in Parliament, booted out a shitload of his own party and then capped it off by by being defeated and totally humiliated in the Supreme Court. What a leader!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Yes, he really showed his strength, wisdom and leadership when he broke all records by losing vote after vote in Parliament, booted out a shitload of his own party and then capped it off by by being defeated and totally humiliated in the Supreme Court. What a leader!

He'll certainly go down in history, but not in the way he probably imagines.

 

[belboid]

At present, almost herculean when compared to commissar Corbyn and Jo Swinson.

Corbyn will be Johnson's Athena, then.


(do you dumbo's never learn?)

 

[Marty1]

Yes, he really showed his strength, wisdom and leadership when he broke all records by losing vote after vote in Parliament, booted out a shitload of his own party and then capped it off by by being defeated and totally humiliated in the Supreme Court. What a leader!

And how do you think all of that will be perceived by those who voted leave?

 

[editor]

And how do you think all of that will be perceived by those who voted leave?

But he said the prorogation was nothing to do with Brexit and so nothing to do with the (laughably flawed) referendum. Which is it?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

And how do you think all of that will be perceived by those who voted leave?

Either:

a) Johnson only wanted the time to prepare a soopa-doopa Queen's Speech.

or

b) Johnson lied the Queen in order to get Brexit. And that's either i) justified, or ii) treason.

Is there a c) out there?

 

[Teaboy]

And how do you think all of that will be perceived by those who voted leave?

They will have a range of different views and thoughts on it. Just as they did for wanting to vote leave and what our relationship with the EU should be after Brexit happens.

There is not one single unified voice on any side of the debate and those who claim there is or worse pretend to speak for them should be treated with the highest level of distrust.