PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Ming]

Not sure I want a whole book on the subject. I had to deal with psychopaths at IT vendors. Still got the scars. Also had a 'friend' who's a psychopath. And had a run in with a narcissist who owned a business in Brixton. These people do so much damage that their genes should be identified in early pregnancy so they can be wiped out.

It’s a thorny issue. Have you seen the movie Gattaca?

 

[cupid_stunt]

So, the multi-millionaire minister for the 18th century is moaning about the windfall tax, the twat.

 

[Pickman's model]

So, the multi-millionaire minister for the 18th century is moaning about the windfall tax, the twat.

He'd have been much happier with a window tax

 

[brogdale]

Rigorous and independent.

Might explain the obvious omissions...

 

[not-bono-ever]

Let’s move on

 

[Calamity1971]

Blustercunt is in Durham.
Journo, ' rishi sunak is giving his £400 to charity, will you be doing the same'?
Blustercunt, ' my circumstances are different, I live in a cabinet flat'.
What he meant to say was, 'I've got that earmarked for some Charlie'.

 

[Pickman's model]

Blustercunt is in Durham.
Journo, ' rishi sunak is giving his £400 to charity, will you be doing the same'?
Blustercunt, ' my circumstances are different, I live in a cabinet flat'.
What he meant to say was, 'I've got that earmarked for some Charlie'.

i misread that as dublin, and wondered what the irish had done to deserve a visit from the most flatulent man in europe

 

[Calamity1971]

i misread that as dublin, and wondered what the irish had done to deserve a visit from the most flatulent man in europe

We don't deserve the fucker either. Well, I don't. The pricks round here who voted for him do.

 

[Pickman's model]

We don't deserve the fucker either. Well, I don't. The pricks round here who voted for him do.

if we stick a knitting needle into his gut he'll fly round like a balloon but with a rather more malodorous miasma

 

[Bingoman]

Might explain the obvious omissions...

He is my local MP unfortunately but lives in a safe seat and not very nice man according some I have spoken to

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Bingoman]

Why am I not surprised by that

 

[killer b]

Who cares? They don't resign anyway atm, the code is worthless

 

[cupid_stunt]

A Tory MP has quit his Government job and criticised the “toxic culture” in No 10 as Boris Johnson’s premiership continues to be rocked by the partygate scandal. Paul Holmes, the Conservative MP for Eastleigh, said in a statement published on his website that he had resigned as Parliamentary Private Secretary at the Home Office.

A PPS is the lowest rung on the ministerial ladder but the resignation is likely to prompt alarm bells in Downing Street as the Government struggles to move on following the publication of the Sue Gray report on Wednesday.

Mr Holmes said the report had "clearly showed a culture in No 10 that was distasteful" and "it is clear to me that a deep mistrust in both the Government and the Conservative Party has been created by these events". LINK

Good.

I know it's wishful thinking, but it would be wonderful if this trickle of MPs speaking out gathered momentum over the coming days.

 

[gosub]

Is that the ethics advisor with the karioki machine?

 

[Wilf]

Who cares? They don't resign anyway atm, the code is worthless

Kind of, but changing the rules so you don't get hoyed out for breaching them ups the Berlusconi quotient a bit more.

Having said that, I'm assuming the the Privileges Committee would have found a way to give him wriggle room anyway.

 

[Smangus]

I think this may well prompt a few more letters

 

[Pickman's model]

there are punishments for breaking the ministerial code? who knew?

 

[Wilf]

I think this may well prompt a few more letters

We've gone from some bloke was investigating it, then he turned out to have been partying, then it was Sue Gray, then it was the Met, then it was Sue Gray again, now we are on to the Parliamentary investigation, which he's knackered before it even started. It's the opposite of a death by a thousand cuts, it's safety by a thousand manoeuvres. He'll survive this and we'll soon be in the run up to the 2024 election so there's no chance they'll hoy him out before then. He survives piss stain and more desperate, but this is ultimately about the lack of an opposition.

 

[steeplejack]

I know it’s infuriating but it’s better he survives until the next election & the Tories eviscerated / some end up in jail.

Unfortunately the replacement is slightly softer Toryism in a slightly cheaper suit. Only if Johnson stays & the Liberals wipe out the Tories in large numbers, does Starmer have a chance of being next PM.

 

[steveseagull]

Bob Neil (Bromley and Chislehurst) has submitted his letter to the 1922.

Wonder if his rewriting the rules capers this afternoon will spur on a few more.

 

[steveseagull]

I know it’s infuriating but it’s better he survives until the next election & the Tories eviscerated / some end up in jail.

Unfortunately the replacement is slightly softer Toryism in a slightly cheaper suit. Only if Johnson stays & the Liberals wipe out the Tories in large numbers, does Starmer have a chance of being next PM.

Starmer has an equally good chance of becoming PM if he resigned and let someone with some charisma have a go

 

[steveseagull]

Alicia Kearns. Though I suspect she might have already had a letter in

 

[Wilf]

I know it’s infuriating but it’s better he survives until the next election & the Tories eviscerated / some end up in jail.

Unfortunately the replacement is slightly softer Toryism in a slightly cheaper suit. Only if Johnson stays & the Liberals wipe out the Tories in large numbers, does Starmer have a chance of being next PM.

I agree, Labour have done nothing to drag themselves back into contention, particularly with working class voters. That leaves johnson as Labour's best chance. As you say though, frustrating.

 

[Wilf]

I've actually come to hate johnson more than thatcher. A big call I know, but one to justify when not on my phone.

 

[steveseagull]

Steve has gone in two footed

 

[stavros]

Why am I not surprised by that

I'm a bit surprised, because he's already ignored the Ministerial Code, for himself over lying and for Patel over bullying. Why change it if you were already disregarding it?

 

[brogdale]

I think this may well prompt a few more letters

I'm increasingly thinking that's what team Johnson actually want. Something like when, in 1995, Major resigned deliberately to face down the 'bastards' with a leadership election that he thought he would walk.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I've actually come to hate johnson more than thatcher. A big call I know, but one to justify when not on my phone.

Thatcher does at least have the mitigating feature of being dead tbf.

 

[Ax^]

Everyone will remember come the general election.

as long as they learn he is a lying bastard...


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