PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Maggot]

Seems to be the #FBPE cult that are all over this but stopped clocks etc

They're all over Aladdin 's garden?

 

[Petcha]

Twitter seems to be awash with rumours that Carrie has left him and has shacked up with Zac Goldsmith. No idea how true this is but it would be a fairly natural progression for a Tory in Tory circles.

Apparently they're having a baby. It's twitter though as you say. She's such a climber I don't think she'd take a step back for a failed mayoral candidate.

 

[Pickman's model]

I may use some of that in my reply if you dont mind ?

help yourself

 

[killer b]

It's blatantly not true, and is the usual boring misogyny loaded slut/cuckold stuff.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Seems to be the #FBPE cult that are all over this but stopped clocks etc

Those lot are absolutely weird.

 

[ruffneck23]

The actual thread has a couple more.

 

[gosub]

Apparently they're having a baby. It's twitter though as you say. She's such a climber I don't think she'd take a step back for a failed mayoral candidate.

You do have to wonder what first attracted her to the multi millionaire Lord Goldsmith.

Spose Boris will be doing more "interviews"

 

[killer b]

You do have to wonder what first attracted her to the multi millionaire Lord Goldsmith.

nothing did because it's not real

 

[Petcha]

She used to work for him, pre downing st and are close friends. but it's a massive leap to think that might mean they're now having a baby together (although it would be hilarious if they were)

 

[Ax^]

if his younger missis walked out on him it would be most. amusing

 

[ruffneck23]

Some light relief for a second.

 

[Callum91]

£5 billion windfall tax on big energy. I wonder why it's only just being announced today?

 

[Pickman's model]

frankly they should have legislated either to nationalise the electricity and gas companies or to maintain bills as they were on 31 march 2022, ie without the raised cap

 

[tommers]

I love it when Tories are surprised when private companies act like private companies.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Well it seems two more MPs have told Johnson to go, John Baron and David Simmonds so we surely must be getting near to the 54 letters by now?

Only one person knows, but the BBC only knows of 17.

Conservative MPs can force a leadership contest if enough of them write letters of no confidence - the BBC is aware of about 17 who have done so, well short of the 54 needed.
But only the chairman of the 1922 Committee of backbench Conservative MPs, Sir Graham Brady, knows the precise number.

Sue Gray report: More Tory MPs join calls for PM to quit over Partygate

But ministers rally round Boris Johnson following Sue Gray's report on Covid rule breaking at No 10.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Artaxerxes]

I love it when Tories are surprised when private companies act like private companies.

“we sold everything off and oh my god they not built or changed anything to benefit customers only shareholders.


Incidentally I will be joining the firm in an advisory role for 1 day a year and several hindered thousand pounds”


I mean I admire the cheek but surprised we let them get away with it (I’m not it’s not like we have an actual choice)

 

[steveo87]

I love it when Tories are surprised when private companies act like private companies.

They have lessons in it.

 

[Calamity1971]

I hope it's a really good turnout.

Cleaners to protest outside Downing Street over ‘culture of disrespect’

Exclusive: This follows revelations in Sue Gray’s partygate report of multiple examples of “unacceptable” treatment of security and cleaning staff.

www.independent.co.uk

 

[MickiQ]

I hope it's a really good turnout.

Cleaners to protest outside Downing Street over ‘culture of disrespect’

Exclusive: This follows revelations in Sue Gray’s partygate report of multiple examples of “unacceptable” treatment of security and cleaning staff.

www.independent.co.uk

So do I

 

[brogdale]

I hope it's a really good turnout.

Cleaners to protest outside Downing Street over ‘culture of disrespect’

Exclusive: This follows revelations in Sue Gray’s partygate report of multiple examples of “unacceptable” treatment of security and cleaning staff.

www.independent.co.uk

Still remember the anger I felt when someone I was unfortunate enough to go to school with turned round one day and said "isn't it nice that your Mum cleans my Dad's office". Unsurprisingly the Dad treated the cleaners like shit. Tories never change.

 

[Bingoman]

Stephen Hammond becomes the latest to summit a letter of no confidence in johnson

 

[ruffneck23]

Drip, drip, drip and another one.

 

[Raheem]

Drip, drip, drip and another one.

With Tory MPs, it's more a case of drip, wanker, nonce, Nazi.

 

[teuchter]

Most Conservative voters think he knowingly lied, and isn't genuinely sorry.


However, a large majority of them don't want him to resign.




Conservative voters and voters in general are in agreement that this is not going to bring him down.

Snap poll: 59% of Britons want Johnson to resign in wake of Gray report | YouGov

Despite repeated apologies and explanations, most still think Johnson lied about events in Downing Street

yougov.co.uk

 

[magneze]

The headline of the last question is highly misleading. "Will it bring him down? The public say no". But the question they were asked was "Will he resign." Different.

 

[teuchter]

He headline of the last question is highly misleading. "Will it bring him down? The public say no". But the question they were asked was "Will he resign." Different.

true, him resigning is not the only way he could be brought down.

 

[TopCat]

Everyone will remember come the general election.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

Everyone will remember come the general election.

Remember what? Sorry, I haven't been paying attention. Too busy partying, vomiting, abusing cleaners and making inappropriate jokes. Oh yes, and lying through my teeth about anything and everything. What was the question again?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Everyone will remember come the general election.

Depends how well the media turn Starmer into a Trotskyist Radical over the next two years