PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[teuchter]

yes, since you changed it it does. but you changed it from what it was when me (and brogdale) replied to you.

Nope, I changed it immediately after posting it, and correctly predicted that you would not be able to resist pointing it out. It only took you 3 minutes, but not quite quick enough.

 

[Pickman's model]

Nope, I changed it immediately after posting it, and correctly predicted that you would not be able to resist pointing it out. It only took you 3 minutes, but not quite quick enough.

clearly it was one thing when we pressed reply and another afterwards.

i have my suspicions this 'prediction' of yours was something you made up after i replied for there is no trace of it beforehand

 

[ruffneck23]

What motivates these headteachers to allow blustercunt near their charges just for the photo ops?

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TBF Thatcher opened our sports hall. Think that's when I started hating her, at the age of 10

 

[Pickman's model]

TBF Thatcher opened our sports hall. Think that's when I started hating her, at the age of 10

what took you so long?

 

[Sue]

always the cover up

And they're so utterly shit at it too. I mean with all the practice they've had, you think they'd be a bit better at it but no.

 

[ruffneck23]

what took you so long?

Sheltered life
I wasn't politically engaged until then.

 

[teuchter]

clearly it was one thing when we pressed reply and another afterwards.

Clearly it was one thing on your screen, yes. So what?

Maybe you can write an FOI request to the moderators to find out what the time limit is, to edit a post, without the "edited x minutes ago" message appearing. If it's less than 3 minutes I am vindicated. If it's more, the matter remains undetermined.

 

[Pickman's model]

Clearly it was one thing on your screen, yes. So what?

Maybe you can write an FOI request to the moderators to find out what the time limit is, to edit a post, without the "edited x minutes ago" message appearing. If it's less than 3 minutes I am vindicated. If it's more, the matter remains undetermined.

tbh much of the three minutes were expended in checking your 63% and calculating the actual percent of the electorate that related to. and your 63% of voters you changed it to is no better than your original effort: if you're attached to that figure you should have said 63% of voters voting voted for alexander boris de pfeffel johnson as prime minister. oh and you can only submit foi requests to publicly funded institutions: there's no call for that sort of ignorance to be displayed here

 

[teuchter]

tbh much of the three minutes were expended in checking your 63% and calculating the actual percent of the electorate that related to. and your 63% of voters you changed it to is no better than your original effort: if you're attached to that figure you should have said 63% of voters voting voted for alexander boris de pfeffel johnson as prime minister. oh and you can only submit foi requests to publicly funded institutions: there's no call for that sort of ignorance to be displayed here

Thank you for all the time you have dedicated to engaging with this issue.

 

[Pickman's model]

Thank you for all the time you have dedicated to engaging with this issue.

the pleasure is all mine

 

[A380]

It says voters in my post, not electorate.

It didn’t though. You changed it. You’d have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.

 

[teuchter]

It didn’t though. You changed it.

Yes. I have already said as much. Please keep up with the pace of this exciting discussion.

 

[Pickman's model]

Anyway, moomin on

 

[not a trot]

Gray report gets published. Government announce more help for energy costs including windfall tax.

 

[Wilf]

Gray report gets published. Government announce more help for energy costs including windfall tax.

... Daily Mail publishes pictures of kieth holding (but not drinking) a pint of shandy.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

... Daily Mail publishes pictures of kieth holding (but not drinking) a pint of shandy.

Starmer would hate that. Focus groups indicate that proper authentic Red Wall voters identify more with a pint of real ale. And a flat cap.

 

[ruffneck23]

And the pics are starting to come out.

Exclusive: PM pictured drinking at Downing Street party during lockdown | ITV News

Photographs cast doubt on Boris Johnson’s claims he was unaware of rule-breaking. | ITV National News

www.itv.com

 

[Wilf]

And the pics are starting to come out.

Exclusive: PM pictured drinking at Downing Street party during lockdown | ITV News

Photographs cast doubt on Boris Johnson’s claims he was unaware of rule-breaking. | ITV National News

www.itv.com

Is that one of the Red Boxes in the background or is it the famous booze suitcase?

Edit: ah, it says Red Box in the report.

 

[two sheds]

Lets hope for some with party hats

 

[Wilf]

Worth remembering that the party in those pics was before the vaccination programme began.

 

[Pickman's model]

Lets hope for some with party hats

we're having a party when johnson dies
jelly and ice cream when johnson dies

 

[elbows]

And the pics are starting to come out.

Exclusive: PM pictured drinking at Downing Street party during lockdown | ITV News

Photographs cast doubt on Boris Johnson’s claims he was unaware of rule-breaking. | ITV National News

www.itv.com

Hopefully we can look forward to a whole new category of meme where Johnson is always the only person not blurred out in photos.

 

[gosub]

If he says what we're doing was bringing stuff in to give to food banks I'm done.

 

[Wilf]

Had these pics been available directly after he told parliament there were no parties, they would have done for him. As it is, I suspect they won't, probably depends what else there is. Cummings implied he had photos iirc, which, if true, suggests he fucked up his attack on Johnson. I suspect though he didn't have any and has been a busted flush all along. Hope his eyesight improved though.

 

[gosub]

Worth remembering that the party in those pics was before the vaccination programme began.

But most of downing Street had had Covid by then anyway

 

[Wilf]

But most of downing Street had had Covid by then anyway

Bunter started that process by visiting hospitals without PPE from just about day one.

 

[two sheds]

But most of downing Street had had Covid by then anyway

caught it at all the parties

 

[Wilf]

What a fucking loathsome cunt johnson is. Unprincipled, self interested piece of fucking shit.

 

[Pickman's model]

Hopefully we can look forward to a whole new category of meme where Johnson is always the only person not blurred out in photos.

these pictures have been taken by the society of psychical research at downing street and depict johnson conversing with spirits

 

[teuchter]

Do these photos show something we didn't already know about?