PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[A380]

someone told me last night that big dogs mate 4life has /is having the 01.55 am slow dance with Zack goldsmith

I’ve seen a few things in the socials to suggest Carrie has left BoJo. Anyone seen any actual evidence?

 

[teqniq]

I too have seen lots of rumours regarding this, but no actual evidence.

 

[bluescreen]

A friend has just drawn this to my attention:

a pair of alabaster buttocks pounding across the pitch, draped in the Union Jack, to steal the ball

and now I can't unsee it, thanks to Edward Docx's review of Hannah White's book Held in Contempt, which 'details the parlous state of the UK parliament'. I haven't read the book, but Docx really lets rip in this (very TLS) article, which references Nietszche, Winnicott and Beckett... He writes with savage wit about Johnson's own contempt and how it damages our polity.

Held in Contempt by Hannah White | Book review | The TLS

In her important new book, Held in Contempt, Hannah White details the parlous state of the UK parliament. She does so with the even temper and forensic

www.the-tls.co.uk

Paywall busted version here: archive.ph

 

[brogdale]

If this is the regime line that their client press have been fed, it would suggest that the report will be difficult for blustercunt

 

[SpookyFrank]

If this is the regime line that their client press have been fed, it would suggest that the report will be difficult for blustercunt

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Or, to rephrase; 'civil servant accused of doing her job'.

 

[tommers]

Sue Gray allies accuse PM of "playing politics"

 

[gosub]

I hope Sue Gray's report is published today or tomorrow at the latest, so Johnson has to face the Commons, before it goes into recess from Thursday until the 6th June.

Whats this recess for?
Hardly the get work in the office message they are trying to push. Or is this more rules that they are the exception to

 

[killer b]

Whats this recess for?
Hardly the get work in the office message they are trying to push. Or is this more rules that they are the exception to

it's half term

 

[Pickman's model]

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[Boris Sprinkler]

 

[Pickman's model]

there's maybe 27 mps on the green benches for this epic oration.

 

[ruffneck23]

Lets hope Cummings is correct...

 

[two sheds]

Can't remember whether I saw this linked to on here but I hope it made her nice and angry.

‘She has been horribly isolated’: friends say Sue Gray was deliberately ostracised while investigating Partygate

The senior civil servant was given little support in her massive task, but the result could be crucial in determining Boris Johnson’s fate

www.theguardian.com

 

[ruffneck23]

No10 refuse to publish notes of Boris Johnson's secretive meeting with Sue Gray

The latest news in Partygate has taken another twist after Boris Johnson's spokesman admitted his officials first suggested a private meeting with Sue Gray - but refused a bid today to release minutes from it

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

No10 refuse to publish notes of Boris Johnson's secretive meeting with Sue Gray

The latest news in Partygate has taken another twist after Boris Johnson's spokesman admitted his officials first suggested a private meeting with Sue Gray - but refused a bid today to release minutes from it

www.mirror.co.uk

always the cover up

 

[ruffneck23]

always the cover up

hmm if there was nothing hide...

 

[brogdale]

What motivates these headteachers to allow blustercunt near their charges just for the photo ops?

 

[Pickman's model]

What motivates these headteachers to allow blustercunt near their charges just for the photo ops?

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yeh there's a clear safeguarding issue

 

[not-bono-ever]

More work ? That it from me.I will never vote for him again

 

[Pickman's model]

That’s it, now he advocating more work. View attachment 323811I will never vote for him again

he knows nothing of work

 

[teuchter]

What motivates these headteachers to allow blustercunt near their charges just for the photo ops?

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Solid Tory constituency where 63% of voters voted to have Boris Johnson as prime minister.

 

[brogdale]

Solid Tory constituency where 63% of the electorate voted to have Boris Johnson as prime minister.

That may well be psephologically accurate but headteachers are, AFAIK, under no obligation to help reinforce the political preferences of their pupils' parents that vote.

 

[Pickman's model]

Solid Tory constituency where 63% of the electorate voted to have Boris Johnson as prime minister.

er no they didn't. or rather your 63% of the electorate should be 45% because although 63.4% of electors who voted voted tory, it was a 70.7% turnout. https://electionresults.parliament.uk/election/2019-12-12/Results/Location/Constituency/Orpington/

 

[Pickman's model]

That may well be psephologically accurate but headteachers are, AFAIK, under no obligation to help reinforce the political preferences of their pupils' parents that vote.

it's not psephologically accurate

 

[LeytonCatLady]

What motivates these headteachers to allow blustercunt near their charges just for the photo ops?

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The little girl next to him seems to be laughing at his attempt to seem "down with the kids" and the other two kids are treating him with the indifference he deserves. Good to see!

 

[killer b]

What motivates these headteachers to allow blustercunt near their charges just for the photo ops?

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ultimately, he's their boss. They don't get to say no.

 

[Pickman's model]

ultimately, he's their boss. They don't get to say no.

i don't believe boris johnson has any stake in the spring partnership trust, which operates the primary academy he visited.

 

[teuchter]

er no they didn't. or rather your 63% of the electorate should be 45% because although 63.4% of electors who voted voted tory, it was a 70.7% turnout. https://electionresults.parliament.uk/election/2019-12-12/Results/Location/Constituency/Orpington/

It says voters in my post, not electorate.

 

[Pickman's model]

It says voters in my post, not electorate.

yes, since you changed it it does. but you changed it from what it was when me (and brogdale) replied to you.

 

[teuchter]

That may well be psephologically accurate but headteachers are, AFAIK, under no obligation to help reinforce the political preferences of their pupils' parents that vote.

I imagine they see no reason to refuse the visit and see it as a bit of mild excitement for staff and pupils to have the prime minister call by.