PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[quiet guy]

 

[oryx]

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Ukraine has a comedian turned president; we have a PM turned comedian.

 

[Pickman's model]

Ukraine has a comedian turned president; we have a PM turned comedian.

he's only funny peculiar tho

 

[oryx]

he's only funny peculiar tho

He's laughable rather than funny tbh.

 

[Pickman's model]

He's laughable rather than funny tbh.

yeh laughing at rather than with

 

[cupid_stunt]

Ukraine has a comedian turned president; we have a PM turned comedian.

As I posted on the Ukraine thread...

They get a former professional comedian as president, a former professional boxer as mayor of Kyiv, and all we get as PM is a bloody useless clown.

 

[stavros]

We get a disgraced former journalist and a disgraced former minister (sacked in both industries for lying).

 

[Ax^]

meme are going overboard today but

Can you imagine Boris in the situation

maybe he send out truss or rabb

 

[existentialist]

Ukraine has a comedian turned president; we have a PM turned comedian.

Nah, comedians have to be funny.

 

[quiet guy]

Bernard Maning got away with it for years

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Nah, comedians have to be funny.

I sometimes imagine Johnson as a modern-day Prince Regent as portrayed in Blackadder, only not quite as talented or funny as Hugh Laurie. He probably needs a Blackadder type person to discourage him a lot.

 

[quiet guy]

Only problem is they are all enablers surrounding Johnson

 

[oryx]

Nah, comedians have to be funny.

Come on, surely you must have laughed at the Peppa Pig meltdown!

ETA of course that's not to say the guy isn't a dangerous and deluded fuckwit as well. And a lot of what he's done really isn't funny.

 

[existentialist]

Come on, surely you must have laughed at the Peppa Pig meltdown!

ETA of course that's not to say the guy isn't a dangerous and deluded fuckwit as well. And a lot of what he's done really isn't funny.

Maybe I need to be clearer - comedians are generally intentionally funny...

 

[Ax^]

when did putin start to attack Brize Norton

 

[two sheds]

True global photo-op!

 

[existentialist]

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when did putin start to attack Brize Norton

The fucking clown. Grandstanding on the back of a nation's suffering.

 

[Pickman's model]

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when did putin start to attack Brize Norton

When did he get brave enough to visit the front line?

 

[Ax^]

he should be commended after the terrifying cake ambush that he is at the british front line of Brize Norton without a fridge being in plain sight

 

[Pickman's model]

he should be commended after the terrifying cake ambush that he is at the british front line of Brize Norton without a fridge being in plain sight

But the crew should be eviscerated for not taking him sky-diving

 

[Badgers]

 

[Ax^]

did he borrow that coat from someone 2 times his size


looks like you first day of secondary school with a hand me down blazer

mom "stop whining you'll grow into it !!"

 

[existentialist]

did he borrow that coat from someone 2 times his size

I think Johnson is one of those people who, no matter how well cut his clothes, or how well they fit, will always manage to look like he got dressed in the dark, and fell into a hedge as he went out of his front door.

 

[stdP]

I think Johnson is one of those people who, no matter how well cut his clothes, or how well they fit, will always manage to look like he got dressed in the dark, and fell into a hedge as he went out of his front door.

I always envisaged it as putting on half of the husband's clothes by mistake before falling in to a shrub when escaping from the bathroom window.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I think Johnson is one of those people who, no matter how well cut his clothes, or how well they fit, will always manage to look like he got dressed in the dark, and fell into a hedge as he went out of his front door.

It me.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

did he borrow that coat from someone 2 times his size

Nah, his butler rang in sick.

 

[Pickman's model]

what johnson thinks he looks like

 

[two sheds]

and what he does look like

 

[Pickman's model]

and what he does look like

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the aulder steptoe a model of moral probity in comparison with the loathsome johnson

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

He knows he looks like a scruffy fuck though doesn't he. It's part of the image he cultivates (which he can do because he doesn't get the flack someone like Corbyn gets for it.)