PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[teqniq]

The piss taking is never ending.

 

[Badgers]

Lies come in all shapes and sizes. This government is familiar with them all | Nick Cohen

Charlatans now fill the void where we once had people of integrity and substance

www.theguardian.com

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Nick Cohen definitely isn't someone I'd look to for views on integrity and substance tbh.

 

[teqniq]

Cohen bears responsibility for where we are now due to having a large part in the smear campaign against Corbyn. So whilst the article is largely on point the author can fucking do one.

 

[Pickman's model]

Nick Cohen definitely isn't someone I'd look to for views on integrity and substance tbh.

He is someone I'd look to as an example of an absence of integrity and substance

 

[bluescreen]

Lies come in all shapes and sizes. This government is familiar with them all | Nick Cohen

Charlatans now fill the void where we once had people of integrity and substance

www.theguardian.com

"This article was amended on 13 February 2022. The picture of the Speaker, Sir Lindsay Hoyle, was replaced to remove any suggestion that he is part of the government."

LOL.
But he is part of the whole rotten establishment that bred and nourishes this stinking government.

 

[Supine]

Cohen bears responsibility for where we are now due to having a large part in the smear campaign against Corbyn. So whilst the article is largely on point the author can fucking do one.

I think your overestimating his influence tbh

 

[brogdale]

Have we had it yet? If not, here it is...

 

[two sheds]

Have we had it yet? If not, here it is...

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is it this photo-op?

RAF aircraft was flown 330 miles for Boris Johnson photoshoot

PM pictured next to patrol plane flow down from north of Scotland to Lincolnshire

www.independent.co.uk

 

[gentlegreen]

Did Haig ever get a war ?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Did Haig ever get a war ?

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Douglas fought the Mahdi, Boers and helped slaughter Europe. Al served in Korea and Viet Nam. William battled 14 pints a day and log flumes.

 

[gosub]

is it this photo-op?

RAF aircraft was flown 330 miles for Boris Johnson photoshoot

PM pictured next to patrol plane flow down from north of Scotland to Lincolnshire

www.independent.co.uk

More than likely. But my old man did time at Lossie back in the day. There will have been a fucktonne of decent fish and chips on board. Why the lazy bastard couldn't have gone to Coningsby and saved a couple of TO&L on a Eurofighter is beyond me.

 

[eatmorecheese]

is it this photo-op?

RAF aircraft was flown 330 miles for Boris Johnson photoshoot

PM pictured next to patrol plane flow down from north of Scotland to Lincolnshire

www.independent.co.uk

So how much did this bollocks cost, just to squeeze his capacious arse into the cockpit for a picture?

It's not his money so he doesn't give a shit.

 

[gosub]

Did Haig ever get a war ?

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Bottom right? Is that Mihcael Gove in a tank?

 

[gentlegreen]

Bottom right? Is that Mihcael Gove in a tank?

major Major

 

[gosub]

So how much did this bollocks cost, just to squeeze his capacious arse into the cockpit for a picture?

It's not his money so he doesn't give a shit.

If you really want to know, might I suggest a Freedom of Infomation requesy, but not cheap. Could have been cheaper though.

 

[gosub]

major Major

ah. Thank gwad. My mind was't ready for the thought of Michael Gove in a tank.

 

[gentlegreen]

ah. Thank gwad. My mind was't ready for the thought of Michael Gove in a tank.

pilled-up

 

[scalyboy]

If you really want to know, might I suggest a Freedom of Infomation requesy, but not cheap. Could have been cheaper though.

“Thank you for your request for information in regard to the Freedom of Information Act 2000. The FOI Act gives you the right to know whether we hold the information you want and to have it communicated to you, subject to any exemptions which may apply.

Unfortunately we are unable to fulfil your request. This was because some of the information you requested - namely, the size of the Prime Minister’s fat arse - its combined weight in Kilos & Pounds - and width in Meters and Inches - is covered by the Section 23(b) exemption, which by virtue of Section 61 - Government Ministers, Bodily Attributes (Arses: Dimensions) becomes a qualified exemption and is therefore exempt from public disclosure.

I am sorry that this may be disappointing to you”

 

[gosub]

pilled-up

No jst Sunday morning after a night down the pub

 

[DaveCinzano]

ah. Thank gwad. My mind was't ready for the thought of Michael Gove in a tank.

pilled-up

 

[gosub]

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Not had a night out like that in ages.

 

[eatmorecheese]

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Is that the tank just off Old Kent Road? Hope it's still there

 

[eatmorecheese]

Dp

 

[Artaxerxes]

Here’s the end game, changing the electoral commission

Letter from Commissioners: Strategy and Policy Statement measures in the Elections Bill

www.electoralcommission.org.uk

As the Elections Bill enters its Lords stages, we write to you to urge the Government to reconsider those measures which seek to change the oversight arrangements of the Electoral Commission. Our aim, which we anticipate you share, is to maintain the Commission’s current independence and its accountability to all parties elected to the parliaments of the United Kingdom. Reflecting the significance of this matter, this letter is signed collectively from the full board of the Commission, save for Lord Gilbert of Panteg (our Conservative nominated Commissioner) because the House of Lords where he sits is now considering this legislation.

It is our firm and shared view that the introduction of a Strategy and Policy Statement – enabling the Government to guide the work of the Commission – is inconsistent with the role that an independent electoral commission plays in a healthy democracy.

 

[wtfftw]

Is that the tank just off Old Kent Road? Hope it's still there

Stompie the Tank removed from Bermondsey ‘for restoration’

Southwark residents were shocked to see Stompie, the Soviet battle tank that sits on a small patch of land near

www.southwarknews.co.uk

 

[stavros]

Here’s the end game, changing the electoral commission

Letter from Commissioners: Strategy and Policy Statement measures in the Elections Bill

www.electoralcommission.org.uk

The Elections Bill, going through, erm, the House of Lords.

 

[weltweit]

I expect backing spectacularly away from covid with this new plan is a sop to many of his back benchers in the hope that they will then decide not to post letters to the 1922 committee.

 

[existentialist]

The Elections Bill, going through, erm, the House of Lords.

And yet, weirdly, they (currently) stand as the last bastion between the government's desires and it happening

 

[PR1Berske]

And yet, weirdly, they (currently) stand as the last bastion between the government's desires and it happening

The Lords are the last bastion of hope for the Police and Protests Bill too.