PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Puddy_Tat]

hard to argue with this...



"Boris is taking the same approach to COVID precautions as he does with the number of children he has fathered; if you ignore the numbers, you can ignore the responsibilities."

 

[Humberto]

He's just a black hole of standards, public money and rationality.

 

[Humberto]

The singularity of shitness but hugely priveleged and the intense confusion that follows.

 

[N_igma]

The Lords are the last bastion of hope for the Police and Protests Bill too.

The Lords can’t stop any legislation from the Commons only delay it.

 

[Humberto]

The Lords can’t stop any legislation from the Commons only delay it.

Is it 3rd time they have to ratify it?

 

[Ax^]

so now that Putin has invaded Ukraine can they get rid of him like Maggie

 

[Raheem]

so now that Putin has invaded Ukraine can they get rid of him like Maggie

Sadly, they can say that now is not the time. Y'know given Johnson's central diplomatic importance we within the whole thing.

Spot the typo.

 

[kabbes]

Lol, the Tories missed their chance to dump him. No doubt, they’re now going to be forced to stick with their war leader.

 

[flypanam]

Well he could always lead a light brigade charge in Crimea if needed.

 

[Pickman's model]

Well he could always lead a light brigade charge in Crimea if needed.

johnson would be like flashman at the charge, full of wind

 

[Ax^]

some churchill have to climb down over the chelsea club owner

 

[cupid_stunt]

Downing Street party attendees questioned under police caution

Copy of the questionnaire issued by the Metropolitan Police to those accused of attending illegal gatherings leaked

www.telegraph.co.uk

It's not big news, but does seem to provide evidence that the forms sent out included the standard police caution, so as had been reported before, responding is basically equal to being questioned under caution by the police, and that would therefore appear to include Johnson.

Scotland Yard has questioned attendees at Downing Street lockdown parties under caution, a leaked document has revealed.

It raises the prospect that Boris Johnson has become the first Prime Minister to be questioned under caution by the police.

The document appears to be a copy of the questionnaire issued by the Metropolitan Police to those accused of attending illegal gatherings.

It contains the standard Police and Criminal Evidence Act caution which states: “You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.”

Paywall busted link - archive.ph

 

[quiet guy]

That's novel, issue your own Police caution.

 

[Chilli.s]

He does seem like a crook would be surprised if it's his first caution, doubt it'll be the last

 

[stavros]

He does seem like a crook would be surprised if it's his first caution, doubt it'll be the last

 

[Wilf]

Wonder if they'll find a way to bring the Sue Gray report publication forward to the next fortnight say, or at least do some massive leaks (good day to bury bad news etc.)? I don't think that even johnson is that brazen , but if I were a gambler and could find good odds on it I'd risk a fiver.

 

[contadino]

That ship's well and truly sailed. Boris is safe for at least the next 12 months. If he gets a FPN and Sue Gray leaks what she really wanted to say, I doubt it would make the front page on any paper now. We get the leaders we deserve.

 

[Wilf]

That ship's well and truly sailed. Boris is safe for at least the next 12 months. If he gets a FPN and Sue Gray leaks what she really wanted to say, I doubt it would make the front page on any paper now. We get the leaders we deserve.

I'd say that's probably the case. Certainly he is if the report or FPN appear amid the current crisis, which is why I was musing on the timing. If there was to be a quiet period at some point in the next 6 months, amid rising inflation, he could still be in trouble. If it gets into 2023, he's certainly safe as the next election will only be a year away.

 

[contadino]

I can hear the narrative already. The cost of living crisis will no longer be the government's fault. "Just suck it up...There's a war on... Where's your blitz spirit?" The situation in the Ukraine will likely see Boris re-elected, I reckon.

 

[Badgers]

Cunts

 

[not a trot]

I can hear the narrative already. The cost of living crisis will no longer be the government's fault. "Just suck it up...There's a war on... Where's your blitz spirit?" The situation in the Ukraine will likely see Boris re-elected, I reckon.

WW3 or Boris getting re-elected. What a fucking choice.

 

[Pickman's model]

I can hear the narrative already. The cost of living crisis will no longer be the government's fault. "Just suck it up...There's a war on... Where's your blitz spirit?" The situation in the Ukraine will likely see Boris re-elected, I reckon.

Johnson's already presided over the deaths of more people in the UK than were killed by enemy action between 1939 and 1945

 

[Wilf]

I can hear the narrative already. The cost of living crisis will no longer be the government's fault. "Just suck it up...There's a war on... Where's your blitz spirit?" The situation in the Ukraine will likely see Boris re-elected, I reckon.

Must admit, I've always thought they would be re-elected, it was just a question of whether it would be johnson or sunak, truss etc. My entirely pointless prediction at 2 years out would be a comfortable but reduced majority. Around 50, that kind of territory.

 

[Pickman's model]

In fact Johnson's presided over more deaths in the UK than were caused by enemy action in both world wars and by non-state groups since 1867

 

[contadino]

WW3 or Boris getting re-elected. What a fucking choice.

Both?

 

[RileyOBlimey]

He’s likely not wrong…

 

[weltweit]

But I already said that upthread

 

[weltweit]

If Johnson was out of his depth with partygate, he is way out of his depth with Ukraine..

 

[gosub]

That ship's well and truly sailed. Boris is safe for at least the next 12 months. If he gets a FPN and Sue Gray leaks what she really wanted to say, I doubt it would make the front page on any paper now. We get the leaders we deserve.

I don't know, I wouldn't put it past Boris to come back from a NATO summit say I' have in my hand a piece of paper' and wave the FPN

 

[quiet guy]

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