Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
A cunning trap given that he won't be able to help himself lying whatever the actual truth might be.
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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elbows
Well-Known Member
"My stay in hospital was much more prolonged than it was deemed appropriate to reveal to the public at the time, and so in fact all pandemic parties were actually attended by my state-provided body double. Indeed my condition was so bad that I actually spent some months in the freezer at the morgue, but thanks to the miracle of Brexit and the healing properties of Peppa Pig World, I was later able to mount a full recovery"
Yeah, surely the next thing is he'll say whatever then evidence (photographic or other) will come out showing he's lied again.
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LeytonCatLady
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"And as far as I'm concerned, that is the end of the matter. THANK you."
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Channel 4 reporter said earlier, there were rumours that if he's fined he is going to contest it.
LeytonCatLady
Well-Known Member
Even the whole police questionnaire thing strikes me as yet another example of how much better the highest in the land are treated with much more courtesy than us, even when suspected of doing something wrong! What's the betting it's worded in such a way that allows the recipient to weasel its way out of it, as long as the Met are seen to have investigated. Whereas you or me would just be hauled unceremoniously off down the nick and made to sweat for the max legal time, even if eventually released without charge.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Hello, Ms Streisand!
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Of course he will; it would be his only option left to survive.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Whoosh ?
LeytonCatLady
Well-Known Member
Just answer "THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!"
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Could work for all sorts of things.
'On the 23rd March at 2pm were you:
A) In the Northampton High Street branch of Barclays holding a shotgun
B) Somewhere else
Very efficient.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Streisand Effect. Streisand effect - Wikipedia
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Gerry1time
Did a wee in Dirac's toilet
Especially if the copper doesn't have their hat on when they arrest you. Automatic mistrial that.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
See, this is why whoever has photos isn't releasing them all at once. Leave it till he's filled in his questionnaire and handed it back.
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
Q1: Are you Boris Johnson?
A: No comment.
Q: Did you attend these gatherings/parties/whatever?
A: As a long-term effect of the Covid I contracted, I have daily diarrhoea blowbacks that wipe my mind clean of all memories of anything related to this topic.
Met: That all checks out, thanks.
A: No comment.
Q: Did you attend these gatherings/parties/whatever?
A: As a long-term effect of the Covid I contracted, I have daily diarrhoea blowbacks that wipe my mind clean of all memories of anything related to this topic.
Met: That all checks out, thanks.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
A questionnaire??? A fucking questionnaire?!?! What the fuck?!?! 
Dom Traynor
Tino Pai
Not uncommon for this sort of thing actually as far as I know. I know two people who had to do that as a first step. It seems like a sensible use if resources. But hey you guys struggle with pdfs so...A questionnaire??? A fucking questionnaire?!?! What the fuck?!?!
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
I mean yes but 'sensible use of resources' when you're talking about the Prime Minister. Nope, sorry
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
Sounds legit
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Pdfs... eeee.. you're proper funneh. Anyway, as two sheds pointed out, for something as high profile as this, a questionnaire is taking the piss.
Lurdan
old wave
Yes, it's high profile. But it's not as if they are being investigated for any of the deaths caused by welfare cuts, immigration policy or the handling of the pandemic. It's a retrospective investigation into breaches of lockdown regulations. Offences for which the Police had powers to issue fixed penalty fines. Powers they were given based on the expectation that commonly they would be used in situations where the filth caught you in the act or soon enough afterwards that it was obvious what had been happening.
The recipients of these questionnaires are obviously lawyered up and so are the filth. Even if the Met are only going through the motions these questionnaires can only be the first step. In reality whoever drew the short straw to head this investigation will be making best efforts to cover their arse in a situation where, whatever the outcome, they can reasonably expect to get it kicked.
I've seen people talking about how the questionnaire process permits collusion but some of those involved in the 'parties' no longer work at Downing Street; some of those left on bad terms; and some have evidently already 'grassed' and supplied photo's and documents. I doubt any of them could realistically count on everyone else at a given 'event', even if many of them weren't fucking weasels to begin with. Anyone who does put their hands up to get it over with as quickly and inexpensively as possible - and I expect there will be some - will hand leverage to the filth in respect of anyone the filth know was at the same gathering. I suspect admissions have already been made to Gray. If some people challenge fines issued the process could drag on for a long time. And so on and so on.
In short whatever transpires - or doesn't - I expect to be able derive entertainment from it.
What I don't understand are demands for more visible 'performative policing' given that it's 'us' who are normally the recipients of that sort of thing.
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