PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Supine]

Blimey, Cressida Dick is on her way out!

I only just saw her on the news saying she wouldn’t!!!

 

[bimble]

“I have absolutely no intention of resigning” statement followed by ‘I’m resigning” within a few hours of each other, that’s good bodes well. Wonder what happened.

 

[Dystopiary]

Major's government was dominated y various forms of lobbying, cash for questions and other assorted sleaze.

And the utterly unforgivable Criminal Justice and Public Order Act, most of which has had a deeply negative impact on Britain ever since its implementation.

 

[Pickman's model]

And the utterly unforgivable Criminal Justice and Public Order Act, most of which has had a deeply negative impact on Britain ever since its implementation.

And jsa and council tax

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[Sprocket.]

Oh it’s Khan’s fault then.
Okay.

 

[tim]

If Biden can become president at his age when why the hell couldn't Major become PM. Biden looks like a walking corpse, Major looks fit and healthy and is speaking total sense here

Because he's a Tory cunt who is most famous for getting John Selwyn Gummer to force-feed his children and takin Boris Yeltsin to the Chequers local to sample the real ale.

 

[moochedit]

Because he's a Tory cunt who is most famous for getting John Selwyn Gummer to force-feed his children and takin Boris Yeltsin to the Chequers local to sample the real ale.

Don't forget the traffic cones hotline

 

[Calamity1971]

Don't forget the traffic cones hotline

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Pickman's model]

Don't forget the traffic cones hotline

The best thing any prime minister has ever done

 

[tim]

Kevin McGuire, on Sky news last night, referred to Truss as a modern Mr Benn, just dressing up and getting location photos to pretend she’s actually useful.

 

[andysays]

Ooo Cressida Dick has ‘absolutely no intention’ of resigning from Met

that sounds certain then

Yeah, the same story was on the BBC only a few hours ago

 

[friedaweed]

Are ac12 interviewing her?

I hope so

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Burdocks by the Lord Edward.

Chris's on Eversholt St, Euston.

 

[tim]

Chris's on Eversholt St, Euston.

Wait a few weeks before going as they have done a deal with Rishi and will get all the Johnson lard once he's been rendered down.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Wait a few weeks before going as they have done a deal with Rishi and are will get all the Johnson lard once he's been rendered down.

Just been there tonight for chicken and chips as it happens!

 

[bluescreen]

That sign is being very polite.

 

[bimble]

This is what the new Communications Director has been up to, using all of his skillz at communications.


just amazing, there are screenshots, he's deleted everything apart from his bio now says 'not tweeting'. Impressive stuff.

 

[Ted Striker]

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Wait...WTF...Is the radio guy (whom Alan murders with "Read the small print in your conetract") played by the same actor as the policeman?!

 

[Supine]

This is what the new Communications Director has been up to, using all of his skillz at communications.


just amazing, there are screenshots, he's deleted everything apart from his bio now says 'not tweeting'. Impressive stuff.

First good idea from Downing Street in ages!

 

[Serge Forward]

Tony Benn in thoughtful Oor Wullie pose.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Tony Benn in thoughtful Oor Wullie pose.

Oor Wedgie

 

[Pickman's model]

you'd have thought he'd have trousers with proper legs on them, not truncated

 

[Serge Forward]

Keks hardly befitting a viscount.

 

[two sheds]

That's the thing about being a viscount though, you can wear what the fuck you like

 

[elbows]

Johnson has received his questionnaire from the police.

The BBC version of the story is only just breaking and so is mostly empty as I type this, a state which may have something in common with his responses. Due to the sparsity of the article at this moment, I dont yet know whether to save him some time, 'I dont remember" has already been put in place as the default answer to every question.

Boris Johnson sent Downing Street lockdown party questionnaire by police

No 10 confirms that Boris Johnson has been contacted and says he will "respond as required".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

"A big boy did it and ran away"

 

[Artaxerxes]

Johnson has received his questionnaire from the police.

The BBC version of the story is only just breaking and so is mostly empty as I type this, a state which may have something in common with his responses. Due to the sparsity of the article at this moment, I dont yet know whether to save him some time, 'I dont remember" has already been put in place as the default answer to every question.

Boris Johnson sent Downing Street lockdown party questionnaire by police

No 10 confirms that Boris Johnson has been contacted and says he will "respond as required".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[elbows]

"Due to the special wallpaper we had installed, which acted as a portal to a secret garden, the party in my flat was actually outdoors. Indeed one of my guests had such bad hay fever as a consequence of the event, that they sneezed with such force that it travelled through time and recently returned through my window and dislodged the rest of my memories of pandemic parties. Especially as he blew his nose on the tissue of lies, rendering them inadmissible"