PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[not a trot]

best chips i've had in grimsby followed by rye: but there's also a very good chippie on leigh street, wc1, north sea, who also do fantastic chips. not tried their fish yet though

Best chip shop ever, was the one along Tooting Broadway, where my parents met in 1937 and married 3 years later.

 

[Ax^]

Is this Rees-Mogg-as-Minister for Brexit Opportunities a real thing, or have I imagined it (feeling a bit feverish and ill today and wonder if I hallucinated)?
Unbelievable if so, how can satirists compete with that? Rees-Mogg, the man who moved his investment company to Dublin after the referendum so as to continue benefiting from trading within the EU without tariffs etc? Are you having a laugh? Opportunities? Rees-Mogg who said we would have to wait 50 years before the benefits of Brexit were apparent?

And another thing. What's with these stupid titles, like Minister for Levelling Up or Minister for Brexit Opportunities? I can remember when these posts had serious names like Home or Foreign Secretary or Chancellor. Not this comic book nonsense, no wonder we're the joke of Europe. FFS where's the dignity? What next, Patel as Minister for Refugee Welfare or Gove as Minister for Dance?

IT MAKES ME SEETHE

also waffles on about his anti abortion stance due to his religion


make profit selling the morning after pill

 

[tim]

Caroline Noakes submits a letter of no Confidence in the PM?

How many is that now?

Go From Noakes

 

[cupid_stunt]

He's basically just shuffling the deckchairs on the Titanic, desperate stuff.

 

[Calamity1971]

Did they not use to boast of frying with beef dripping?

The stench when you walk past is stomach churning.

 

[Serge Forward]

Is this a best chip shop thread now?

There used to be a really good one in Monton, Eccles, in the 1970s/80sbefore Monton went all up market. They'd chuck on extra scraps for you for nowt, and the baby's head was decent.

Some decent chippies in the Smoke, the one on Kingsland Road (Faulkeners I think) was good. They did their own fish cakes. Couldn't get fucking gravy on your chips anywhere in London though

 

[Puddy_Tat]

think this was the plaice

cfy

 

[brogdale]

He's basically just shuffling the deckchairs on the Titanic, desperate stuff.

I'm wondering if a better analogy would be that he's just enlarging the group of cunts who would have put themselves on the Titanic's lifeboats in front of the women and children.

 

[Leighsw2]

Fish Lounge · 99 Brixton Hill, London SW2 1AA

Best fish and chips in Brixton!

 

[Pickman's model]

Is this a best chip shop thread now?

There used to be a really good one in Monton, Eccles, in the 1970s/80sbefore Monton went all up market. They'd chuck on extra scraps for you for nowt, and the baby's head was decent.

Some decent chippies in the Smoke, the one on Kingsland Road (Faulkeners I think) was good. They did their own fish cakes. Couldn't get fucking gravy on your chips anywhere in London though

Best gravy I've had on chips was in rockworld in Manchester 30 years back

 

[two sheds]

Not quite on the subject of gravy but when I lived in Manchester in 74 there were curry shops all the way up Wilmslow Road? and regular stories about hard men drinking neat curry and having to go to hospital to have their stomach pumpted.

 

[teuchter]

Fish Lounge · 99 Brixton Hill, London SW2 1AA

Best fish and chips in Brixton!

Worst fish and chip shop name in Britain.

 

[Bingoman]

Has this turned into the fish and chip shop thread now

 

[stavros]

Has this turned into the fish and chip shop thread now

Oh no, the topic is far greasier.

 

[Bingoman]

Oh no, the topic is far greasier.

Haha

 

[SpookyFrank]

So Mogg is now Minister for Brexit Opportunities. I can only assume the post of Minister of Rocking Horse Shit was already filled.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Best chip shop ever, was the one along Tooting Broadway, where my parents met in 1937 and married 3 years later.

There was a Greek/Agean* run place outside work in Wimbledon several years back that holy shit did proper gravy and portions. It was amazing.

Sadly the owner died and they closed up shop.


*It was several years ago and I'm hazy on nationality at this point.

 

[Fez909]

neat curry

 

[two sheds]

sauce

 

[Raheem]

Best chip shop ever, was the one along Tooting Broadway, where my parents met in 1937 and married 3 years later.

"You may grease the bride."

 

[Pickman's model]

It's going to be such an anticlimax when Johnson goes

 

[Sue]

It's going to be such an anticlimax when Johnson goes

Never fear, there will be more popcorn-worthy times before and after as they tear themselves apart.

 

[Wilf]

Not quite on the subject of gravy but when I lived in Manchester in 74 there were curry shops all the way up Wilmslow Road? and regular stories about hard men drinking neat curry and having to go to hospital to have their stomach pumpted.

My one and only attempt at a vindaloo came in Rusholme. Vindaloo won.

 

[Ax^]

as for chip shops


the kingfisher on parnell street in dublin nom nom

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

It's going to be such an anticlimax when Johnson goes

Yeah, I reckon it will probably take me at least a few minutes to get comparably worked up about what a cunt the next one is.

 

[platinumsage]

The best fish and chips are on the East Anglian coast, Southwold, Aldburgh, Sheringham etc.

Whitby seem to go for especially thin Cod fillets for some reason, and the chips are overdone in most places east of Blakeney

Wouldn't dream of buying fish & chips in London.

 

[Wilf]

Maybe, to combine the twin interests of this thread...

 

[bluescreen]

It's going to be such an anticlimax when Johnson goes

He'll have had his chips.

 

[Ax^]

best chipshop in england is in hasting

blue dophin innit

 

[MickiQ]

My one and only attempt at a vindaloo came in Rusholme. Vindaloo won.

Better to try and fail than not to try at all.