PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

The chippie on Matthias road, Micky's, is very good too

 

[not a trot]

Johnsons fish and chip shop, closed.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Clever front page, from last Sunday.

 

[spitfire]

I had fish and chips from Faulkeners on Kingsland Road, Hackney yesterday because of this thread.

You are all influencers. You have been absorbed by the machine.

 

[Fez909]

Clever front page, from last Sunday.

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Not sure if this has been posted, but thought it was clever, too

 

[ruffneck23]

and more emerges.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[ohmyliver]

That must be some sort of narcisist sh*tshow record.... from story breaking to Johnson clearly lying about it in PMQs in just over an hour. I'm wondering what the over/under odds are on a picture showing coke use emmerging.

 

[Artaxerxes]

So release them you Mekon sack of shit

 

[Raheem]

Clever front page, from last Sunday.

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Not really that clever. As far as I can gather, four is about average.

 

[elbows]

Drip, drip, drip

Boris Johnson's leadership past point of no return, says big Tory donor​

Dodgy analysis by Kuenssberg in that piece:

Most of them rarely speak out, if at all. And beyond a few warning shots, they have mainly kept their counsel about the recent chaos.

Chinny reckon. Because I remembered this Guardian article that I previously posted here, from mid January:

John Griffin, the taxi firm tycoon who has given £4m to the Tories since 2013, has become at least the fifth donor to publicly raise concerns over the Downing Street parties scandal.

Griffin’s comments follow statements from three backers this weekend who questioned Johnson’s role as leader.

Tory donor urges Boris Johnson to resign amid No 10 party scandals

John Griffin, one of the party’s biggest backers, joins growing calls for PM to quit role and seek fresh mandate

www.theguardian.com

 

[Serge Forward]

I had fish and chips from Faulkeners on Kingsland Road, Hackney yesterday because of this thread.

You are all influencers. You have been absorbed by the machine.

Is it still there? It was my chippy when I lived on Holly Street in the 90s. And do the southern barbarians do gravy yet?

 

[spitfire]

Is it still there? It was my chippy when I lived on Holly Street in the 90s. And do the southern barbarians do gravy yet?

It is. Still very good. I think they do gravy but I didn’t get any last night. Battered sausage, cod and chips.

 

[Raheem]

Just before the pandemic, I went to Chip House on the north side of Victoria Park. The fish and chips involved both sweet potato and avocado. Proper London.

 

[Schmetterling]

That must be some sort of narcisist sh*tshow record.... from story breaking to Johnson clearly lying about it in PMQs in just over an hour. I'm wondering what the over/under odds are on a picture showing coke use emmerging.

Oh, I would put money on that. And one of him in a kerchief, pretending to be the queen.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

I like the cheeky white dot on Boris’s nose ;-)

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Every person that attended should have their hair tested for cocaine, before its too late.

How long is cocaine detectable in hair samples? Around 90 days.

 

[friedaweed]

Every person that attended should have their hair tested for cocaine, before its too late.

How long is cocaine detectable in hair samples? Around 90 days.

Wont be much of an issue for the guy in the centre of the pic.

 

[philosophical]

The best chip shop there has ever been, now sadly here no longer, was called the 'Ocean Breeze' and it was situated on the 'island' surrounding Surrey Docks station.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

What's with the fucking laser the woman is shooting out of her "phone"?

 

[Santino]

I'm more impressed by the woman whose phone is also a lightsaber.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Wont be much of an issue for the guy in the centre of the pic.

I'm sure he has hair elsewhere.

 

[friedaweed]

I'm sure he has hair elsewhere.

"Excuse me sir but would you mind providing us with a pyeb sample to assist with our police enquiry"

 

[andysays]

Every person that attended should have their hair tested for cocaine, before its too late.

How long is cocaine detectable in hair samples? Around 90 days.

Given that the photo is (supposedly) from 15 December 2020, I fear it's already too late.

 

[2hats]

What's with the fucking laser the woman is shooting out of her "phone"?

Reflection of ceiling lighting in the room where the photo of the monitor displaying that image was taken.

 

[stavros]

Wont be much of an issue for the guy in the centre of the pic.

He has a history.

 

[Pickman's model]

He has a history.

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adrian edmondson would be the prime minister to reunite the country in a good way and to start to put the divisive era of johnson behind us. however, for him to enter parliament at least 329 tories must die. and a load of mps too.

 

[Cerv]

So release them you Mekon sack of shit

billy no-mates hasn't actually been included in any of the WhatsApp groups with the party banter

 

[Dystopiary]

Johnson's planning on scrapping covid isolation rules it seems.
He's so transparent.

 

[platinumsage]

Is he taking the piss?