PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[DaveCinzano]

Looking forward to Guto getting mixed up with Johann - WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS!!!

 

[Spandex]

From Anglo-Saxon times a knight (old English cniht) was associated with bravery and martial prowess. What a pathetic caricature it has become!

The modern image of the medieval knight is largely an invention of romantic fiction. This is worth a read for a quick overview: Medieval Knights Weren’t the Good Guys You Think They Were

"Men who are proud of screwing both the rules and the people for their own self aggrandisement" could apply to a tenth century knight as well as a twenty first century one.

 

[Sue]

Looking forward to Guto getting mixed up with Johann - WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS!!!

I already kind of was

 

[Kaka Tim]

Genius move - hiring a smarmy hack who thinks he's a comedian to be your spokesperson. Just the thing to convince your restive mps that you're not a complete and utter fuckwit. The grownups are back in control at Downing Street.

 

[Bingoman]

It's been reported on Sky News that Minister for trade, Penny Mourdant is said to be on resignation watch?

 

[elbows]

 

[two sheds]

he's not long for the job

 

[Raheem]

he's not long for the job

Think he's counting on that, TBF.

 

[krtek a houby]

It's all japes and joshing. They will absolutely not survive.

 

[Kaka Tim]

and at the weekend the official spin from number 10 was "the grown ups are in charge at drowing street ". Its just ... astonishing

 

[Kaka Tim]

He's finished now.

 

[Dogsauce]

150,000 dead, they partied away and are still laughing about it. Yet all these spineless MPs are afraid to pull the flush.

 

[elbows]

 

[Flavour]

Lol nobody gives a fuck about Huawei. This is a nothing story

 

[not-bono-ever]

He's not going anywhere kids.

 

[RileyOBlimey]

Lol nobody gives a fuck about Huawei. This is a nothing story

Maybe not the general public but MI5, SIS & GCHQ will have perked up theirs ears.

 

[brogdale]

Lol nobody gives a fuck about Huawei. This is a nothing story

US does.

 

[Raheem]

Some people will care about people getting jobs at number 10 apparently without security screening.

 

[brogdale]

Some random on twitter wrote something about a very short tenure for Guto and did a funny with Harri- Carrie

 

[Flavour]

I don't see it resulting in any more letters of confidence going on. Part of the drip drip drip stuff is that some of the drips are a bit weak. Normal people don't care about this shit. Doubt the US will even notice never mind care.

 

[xenon]

Lol nobody gives a fuck about Huawei. This is a nothing story

Sort of. Having Huawei or any such company so connected to the Chinese regeme building key infrastructure in the UK was a stupidly bad idea... But the whole freelance lobbying dodgy meetings thing is not news, true.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Given we’re sabre rattling bantering with Russia and China again these days (see some of Truss tweets) it’ll have some traction especially given the Huawei stuff that’s happened in past

 

[Dogsauce]

US does.

Only because they’re a commercial rival to some of their own firms, so pushing groundless rumours about spying offers an advantage to them.

 

[xenon]

Some people will care about people getting jobs at number 10 apparently without security screening.

Care shmare though. Not like the first time. Andy Colson? Or I forget but the PM can pretty much get whoever they want in there. MI5 might tut a bit but whatevz.

 

[gosub]

Lol nobody gives a fuck about Huawei.

China does. (sort of) a fair bit of 5G in China gets downgraded in brownouts apperently.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Sprocket.]

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That’s unnerving, I thought it was David Hamilton until I put my glasses on.

 

[rubbershoes]

Looking forward to Guto getting mixed up with Johann - WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS!!!

I mix him up with Hari Seldon

 

[andysays]

This Starmer/Savile thing isn't going away, is it...

No 10 has no intention of apologising after protesters surround Sir Keir Starmer​

a senior source told the BBC: "He's got other stuff to get on with today."

However, at least six Tory MPs later linked the incident to the PM's incorrect comment and demanded the prime minister said sorry.

 

[Sue]

I mix him up with Hari Seldon

Harry Secombe?