PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ruffneck23]

 

[bluescreen]

Thanks for response. Some people say iliberals are all about virtue signalling and group ID. I can tell from the integrity of your convincing counter argument that you are indeed one of the herd.

Have you ever thought of joining some of the more fun threads on here, such as the book club or ritual head banging, or are you just here for the politics?

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Are we liberals? ewww

 

[brogdale]

Some top lols blue on blue action following Rees-Mogg’s petulant trashing of Ross on Newsnight

Stop it. Now.

 

[existentialist]

Thanks for response. Some people say iliberals are all about virtue signalling and group ID. I can tell from the integrity of your convincing counter argument that you are indeed one of the herd.

But cunts are all about the cuntitude.
Hello, cunt.

 

[bluescreen]

But cunts are all about the cuntitude.
Hello, cunt.

Nah, reckon it must be a bot. Even Tories display human characteristics when provoked.

 

[existentialist]

Nah, reckon it must be a bot. Even Tories display human characteristics when provoked.

It does seem to turn up only when "most needed" (for distraction purposes). Obviously, someone/thing thinks we're worth the effort

 

[teqniq]

Wrt to Scottish tories in particular their leader Douglas Ross calling for Johnson to resign, Mogg gives independence a helping hand:

 

[existentialist]

Wrt to Scottish tories in particular their leader Douglas Ross calling for Johnson to resign, Mogg gives independence a helping hand:

They're tearing themselves to bits, aren't they?

 

[two sheds]

good to see the kneejerk, a human being could so easily have said "well yes we all have opinions, I don't agree"

 

[Wilf]

Johnson's got a bit of diplomatic, not quite isolating, doesn't want to answer questions Covid:

UK reports 109,133 new cases and 335 deaths; Omicron becomes dominant variant in Germany – as it happened

UK cases and deaths down on the previous day; variant now accounts for 73.3% of cases in Germany compared with 44.3% seven days ago

www.theguardian.com

 

[philosophical]

Boris Johnson could take a shit on the Queen’s face and yet these Tory bastards will still be in charge after the next election one way or another.

 

[Wilf]

Johnson's got a bit of diplomatic, not quite isolating, doesn't want to answer questions Covid:

UK reports 109,133 new cases and 335 deaths; Omicron becomes dominant variant in Germany – as it happened

UK cases and deaths down on the previous day; variant now accounts for 73.3% of cases in Germany compared with 44.3% seven days ago

www.theguardian.com

This is entirely made up isn't it? He hasn't lied yet today and has to keep up the quota, so he's pretended somebody has Covid?

 

[ruffneck23]

They're tearing themselves to bits, aren't they?

It's beautiful.

 

[Ax^]

jesus he should of got carrie to write him a note


pathetic figure hiding in number 11 to avoid more bad press images

 

[Pickman's model]

Wrt to Scottish tories in particular their leader Douglas Ross calling for Johnson to resign, Mogg gives independence a helping hand:

Next week two short planks will be standing in for the Tories on question time and will deliver a more incisive series of comments

 

[not-bono-ever]

Next time you are full of covid mr Johnson, remember to walk TOWARDS the light .

 

[Wilf]

jesus he should of got carrie to write him a note


pathetic figure hiding in number 11 to avoid more bad press images

'Advised not to travel' - so, he's not under any isolation rules and can decide to emerge whenever he thinks it politically expedient. He adds insult to injury, then a bit more, a few sprinkles of self interest, a drizzle of fuck you, a flake of shit...

 

[Wilf]

Actually, I'm being unfair. Just like the sun never setting on the British Empire, statistically, one of johnson's families must always have a case of Covid.

 

[agricola]

Boris Johnson could take a shit on the Queen’s face and yet these Tory bastards will still be in charge after the next election one way or another.

When HM finally does depart the stage I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they pivoted to “Boris would make a good King”.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

When HM finally does depart the stage I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they pivoted to “Boris would make a good King”.

Maybe a vacancy might open up for Duke of York.

 

[cupid_stunt]

'Advised not to travel' - so, he's not under any isolation rules and can decide to emerge whenever he thinks it politically expedient. He adds insult to injury, then a bit more, a few sprinkles of self interest, a drizzle of fuck you, a flake of shit...

I expect that'll be the last time he's seen in public again for at least the next 7-10 days, the lying cunt.

 

[Pickman's model]

I expect that'll be the last time he's seen in public

C4U

He's blown a gasket at his sincere apology being rejected and lies for the second time at death's door. The first time someone's lied twice there

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Wrt to Scottish tories in particular their leader Douglas Ross calling for Johnson to resign, Mogg gives independence a helping hand:

Jebus, think before you open your mouth. Hopefully their arrogance will eventually be their undoing.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

This is entirely made up isn't it? He hasn't lied yet today and has to keep up the quota, so he's pretended somebody has Covid?

How bonkers convenient. Should probably avoid zoom interviews too just in case of internet covids.

 

[Raheem]

He was probably tested for Covid and a note came back saying "It's negative, but all the same we advise you not to travel anywhere where there are people."

 

[two sheds]

No end in sight for Dominic Cummings’ briefing war against Johnson

Analysis: the ex-adviser’s revelation about the 20 May party is unlikely to be his last attempt to wound the PM

www.theguardian.com

I'd forgotten this bit, after ITV publishing the 100-people invite:

Within about half an hour of ITV’s report Cummings tweeted to say Johnson himself was present, using the shopping trolley emoji he uses to describe his former boss.In evidence to MPs last May, he accused Johnson of being so indecisive he ends up “smashing from one side of the aisle to the other”.

only valuable thing the twat's ever done.

 

[krtek a houby]

Thanks for response. Some people say iliberals are all about virtue signalling and group ID. I can tell from the integrity of your convincing counter argument that you are indeed one of the herd.

Check your notes again

 

[Ax^]

Thanks for response. Some people say iliberals are all about virtue signalling and group ID. I can tell from the integrity of your convincing counter argument that you are indeed one of the herd.

I'd forgot this fuckwit was still around

ponder who go first loosemeat or boris

 

[Teaboy]

All this does help to explain why Johnson allowed Cummings to stay on after his jaunt to Durham and OK'd that cringeworthy lie-a-thon press conference Cummings did. Johnson knew that he was just as guilty and Cummings had the dirt.

This makes it all the more odd that he discarded Cummings. I know he discards everyone in the end but the timing remains odd.