PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Wilf]

Also, this:



Place your bets...

I suspect he's now a photo away from a forced resignation. Although if there isn't a photo or some killer detail emerging, this could go on for a bit.

 

[ska invita]

It might not be immediately apparent outside of Scotland but the leader of the Scottish Tories calling for the resignation of the UK Prime Minister is, like, completely unheard of. Slavish devotion to and rigid defence of the leader of the Union at all times is what's always previously happened. It's not just Dougie Ross either is the thing, it's all of the Scottish Tories.

Interesting... I guess in Scotland you have had the Tories continuously disgrace themselves from the perspective of Sturgeon's more responsible covid decisions for nearly two years now....this must be the last straw

Did no one else see the Tory Party Political Broadcast on telly earlier, and wonder how long it had been booked?

It stank.

no...can you explain what this refers to?

 

[Dom Traynor]

I think it's in the interests of the opposition for Johnson to be kicked out now as well, as any new leader will then have a fair bit of time to also fuck up and get blamed for shit before the next election. Rather than Boris limping on and being replaced 6 months out.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Also, this:



Place your bets...

'Why yes, actually, we do all wear paper crowns while working...'

 

[weepiper]

 

[Humberto]

The attempt at 'contrition' was nothing more than a carefully worded and rehearsed act. Arrogance.

 

[20Bees]

Sorry clumsy hand, hit ‘quote’ by mistake

 

[brogdale]

Corker!

 

[Calamity1971]

Zahawi on Preston trying to defend the bin bag full of custard. I've shouted FUCK OFF at least 5 times . Caroline noakes wants him gone.

 

[Wilf]

Zahawi on Preston trying to defend the bin bag full of custard. I've shouted FUCK OFF at least 5 times . Caroline noakes wants him gone.

All these cunts willing to lie on his behalf should have to go when he does as well.

 

[Calamity1971]

Worth a look at peston as Armando iannucci is on.
He said zahawi trying to defend Johnson you could see a hundred ethical stink bombs going off in his head and it was missing canned laughter.

 

[mx wcfc]

All these cunts willing to lie on his behalf should swing when he does as well.

FTFY

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

The responsibility traditionally laid on the labour party

I thought the labour party had been absolved since JC became an independent?

I've been at a few parties where I've had no idea where I was to be honest.

Not sure that would fly as an excuse in parliament though.

But did you know you were "at a party" (even without geolocation enabled)?

 

[Calamity1971]

All these cunts willing to lie on his behalf should have to go when he does as well.

And every fucker at the err work party thing.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

jesus the bbc is bad these days

Given the top job is iirc appointed by the govt and then the other top jobs appointed by that person, it's never been the impartial org some believe it is.

 

[Wilf]

FTFY

Yes, I'll go with your upgrade.

 

[elbows]

Growing numbers of his own MPs want him out, discussing frantically how and when his exit could take place.

One minister told me, "it's over".

Another long-term backer of the prime minister, and former cabinet minister, said they can't see a way out.

And another former cabinet minister predicted a vote of confidence this month.

Granted I only cherrypicked the bits that make him sound most doomed.

What next for Boris Johnson after his party apology?

The PM's departure is far from inevitable - but growing numbers of Conservative MPs want him out.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

headline should read "non-apology" I'd have thought

 

[bluescreen]

headline should read "non-apology" I'd have thought

'Notpology' deserves to be in the lexicon these days. It's so common.

 

[Sue]

'Notpology' deserves to be in the lexicon these days. It's so common.

I"m sorry if you're offended it's not in the lexicon.

 

[bluescreen]

I"m sorry if you're offended it's not in the lexicon.

Eh? I'm not offended!

Johnson's behaviour offends me.

 

[Sue]

Eh? I'm not offended!

Johnson's behaviour offends me.

I was making a joke of the 'not proper apology' thing but never mind.

 

[bluescreen]

I was making a joke of the 'not proper apology' thing but never mind.

Soz being thick.

 

[Dom Traynor]

Good old Hodges, reflects the mood of the nation as usual.

 

[Loose meat]

Loose Meat? More likely unhinged gammon. Have some eggs, chips and pineapple with that.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

Strong post. This guy is a team player, like this post, like him. Join the popular kids.
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[bluescreen]

Strong post. This guy is a team player, like this post, like him. Join the popular kids.
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Eh? Are you a real person? What are you doing on urban if so? You do know we're all bots, don't you?

 

[Loose meat]

Thanks for response. Some people say iliberals are all about virtue signalling and group ID. I can tell from the integrity of your convincing counter argument that you are indeed one of the herd.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Fascinating stuff.

 

[Dom Traynor]

Another for the ignore list.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Thanks for response. Some people say iliberals are all about virtue signalling and group ID. I can tell from the integrity of your convincing counter argument that you are indeed one of the herd.

Nice virtue signalling of the fact you're in the herd that always likes to talk about how above the herd they are.