butchersapron
Bring back hanging
What's happened to wages?
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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I have only now noticed (good old Wiki) that Rory Stewart joined the Tory party in 2009 and was immediately selected as candidate for a safe seat, which of course he won. Possibility of friends and contacts in high places and pulling of strings. I wouldn't write him off entirely.
In 2014 (Scottish Independence Referendum year) the BBC happily gave him a telly programme to witter on about the Border Country. I didn't see it and have no idea whether it was good or bad or middling, but I am inclined to think that giving a Tory MP with strong views about the referendum question a lot of airspace to do what he liked with might not have been a very good example of the impartiality that we expect from the beloved BBC. He got a lot of coverage for his wee pile of stones too, but I don't mean to harp on about the 2014 referendum, merely to point out that that he seems to be quite "lucky".
One thing, though, he can't be a very good teacher - he was a private tutor to Prince William and Prince Harry and both of those parasites' A Level results were pretty rubbishy considering all the advantages they had.
He supported "Remain", though, so that might keep him out of the running.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
I can't hear a fucking thing. I mean if we're doing out of the arse stats.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
How is the baht doing?
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Glasgow used to be and might well still be for all I know a "Nuclear-Free Zone". With Faslane so close, we're all going to get wiped out anyway.
extra dry
Happy to be here
Terrible, its so strong exporters are struggling to sell stuff.
Importers and expats like me are doing ok. My savings jumped up nearly 500 quid
Raheem
Well-Known Member
Let's not let Eton off the hook quite so easily.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
112 days
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
You know, he is only prime minister if you believe he is the prime minister.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Not sure I want to copy Donald Trump’s way of dealing with unwanted facts.
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Really needs the screen to fade to black and ‘112 DAYS’ to appear in large block font on the screen.
Like in disaster movies.
sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
Found someone on twitter yesterday posting up photoshopped pictures of the meeting between Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon, with Union Jacks photoshopped and then she added a comment saying that the union jacks had made Sturgeon flip out and start demanding them removed etc (which of course didn't happen)....... Anyway thought it was fishy, so googled the person posting up the pictures, turns out she not only runs a media company, but it looks like she knows BoJo personally....... My god Johnson supporters are pathetic.
Edit: Screengrabbed all the connections and posted them on twitter, and of course she decided to incite her followers to start sending me death threats, so took it all down
Edit: Screengrabbed all the connections and posted them on twitter, and of course she decided to incite her followers to start sending me death threats, so took it all down
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
like in disaster movies the people who prophesy disaster will be mocked and disbelieved until too late
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Hearing reports that the rotund reprobate has hired a bod from the centre for medicinal cannabis as his adviser on crime and justice policy. Could they be scheming on the ganja vote here.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
he needs all the votes he can muster but i wouldn't count on tokers being the most likely constituency to turn out to vote
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
pop-up polling booths in 24 hour garages has always been my solution to this, but the game is making voting harder and not easier now (or will be if they roll out the ID to vote scheme).
Its just pre-election scatter gunning isn't it?
Just make as many vague nods in as many directions as possible without the need to follow through on any of it. Its just a tick box exercise of things that will never happen.
That being said Johnson does seem to be fairly socially liberal, for a tory anyway. There is no chance a tory PM will legalise, not in the near future anyway. Drugs are for them to consume and everyone else should go to jail.
Found someone on twitter yesterday posting up photoshopped pictures of the meeting between Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon, with Union Jacks photoshopped and then she added a comment saying that the union jacks had made Sturgeon flip out and start demanding them removed etc (which of course didn't happen)....... Anyway thought it was fishy, so googled the person posting up the pictures, turns out she not only runs a media company, but it looks like she knows BoJo personally....... My god Johnson supporters are pathetic.
Edit: Screengrabbed all the connections and posted them on twitter, and of course she decided to incite her followers to start sending me death threats, so took it all down
should contact Ch4 news or the Guardian about that.
Proper Tidy
Arsed
That's the problem with stoners & your single issue drug types, cunts probably would vote Tory if they thought it would result in legalisation
8ball
Decolonise colons!
Last night I was considering starting a petition demanding that Ch4 news be renamed to "what has the daft cunt done now?".
2hats
Dust.
Argonia
Happy go licky
Another Tory MP considering defecating, this time to the Lib Dumbs. Government majority might be cut to zero.
Tories could lose majority overnight as MP warns he could defect to Lib Dems
Tories could lose majority overnight as MP warns he could defect to Lib Dems
Proper Tidy
Arsed
LibDems do like defecation tbf
redsquirrel
This Machine Kills Progressives
If he does go the lib dems I think the "majority" would be -1 rather than 0.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
And let's hope he becomes the last pm to take over
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Yeh they've been shitting on people for many years
karanight
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Actually, your comment gives the impression that you know nothing about the things you're posting
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