PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[karanight]

You seem to have have a special place in your shrivelled heart for Diane Abbott. Why would you be particularly surprised at her being a UK mp? It's not like shed be an mp elsewhere.

Don't know why you thing I've got a shrivelled heart.
You're right though about Diane Abbott not being an MP in another country but I'll be forever bemused as to how she ever got there in the first place, let alone actually getting elected, but re-elected....

 

[extra dry]

He's a popular guy.

Voted most likely to destroy a country when at Eton, I heard.

 

[Pickman's model]

115 days

 

[19sixtysix]

The cunt is showing up in Scotland today and according to the bbc visiting a military base no doubt as security could not be guaranteed elsewhere.

 

[elbows]

115 days

How many times is he going to say global brand during this period?

 

[Pickman's model]

How many times is he going to say global brand during this period?

4,756

 

[Poi E]

The cunt is showing up in Scotland today and according to the bbc visiting a military base no doubt as security could not be guaranteed elsewhere.

Prepping the troops.

 

[elbows]

115 days

Have you been handing out special watches with that countdown on them?

 

[Pickman's model]

Have you been handing out special watches with that countdown on them?

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they're making sure johnson's not late for his own funeral

 

[Proper Tidy]

Have you been handing out special watches with that countdown on them?

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"you've been twenty minutes saying that sentence you boring cunt"

 

[elbows]

"you've been twenty minutes saying that sentence you boring cunt"

Hurry Up! The B ark leaves in 5 minutes!

 

[weepiper]

Edinburgh is not impressed

 

[weepiper]

 

[brogdale]

Going a bit Lord Summerisle North of the border..

 

[Pickman's model]

Going a bit Lord Summerisle North of the border..

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Let's hope he goes full sgt howie

 

[elbows]

Going a bit Lord Summerisle North of the border..

Let me know when he goes a bit Aguirre, the Wrath of God.

 

[Pickman's model]

Let me know when he goes a bit Aguirre, the Wrath of God.

I look forward to him sharing the fate of braveheart

 

[karanight]

I don't understand all the vitriol against Boris. He's only been PM for two minutes and yet everyone's giving him a hard time.
Shouldn't we wait and see how it pans out with him at the helm. He can't be as bad as May

 

[fishfinger]

...He can't be as bad as May

Damned with faint praise.

 

[Ming]

I don't understand all the vitriol against Boris. He's only been PM for two minutes and yet everyone's giving him a hard time.
Shouldn't we wait and see how it pans out with him at the helm. He can't be as bad as May

Yep. Let’s let him get the no-deal ‘over the line’ (as he would put it) so it’s enshrined in law and we’re stuck with it.
I’m thinking of starting a thread on de Pfeffel’s use of sporting terms to describe finishing really bad things. ‘We’ve put UC ‘in the back of the net’. We’ve ‘driven’ the changes in the housing market ‘over the line’. We’ve ‘fucked you’ for another generation.

 

[karanight]

Damned with faint praise.

Don't get me wrong. I give praise where due and I think
he's done a good job so far. So far he's said he'll get us out of the eu, no ifs or buts and that is a far better situation than what we've had for the last three years with May's twittering on saying she's been trying to get a deal. For gods sake, how long does it t take to tell the bureaucrats in the eu where to go

 

[Smangus]

I don't understand all the vitriol against Boris. He's only been PM for two minutes and yet everyone's giving him a hard time.
Shouldn't we wait and see how it pans out with him at the helm. He can't be as bad as May

Fuck me you're naive.

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't understand all the vitriol against Boris. He's only been PM for two minutes and yet everyone's giving him a hard time.
Shouldn't we wait and see how it pans out with him at the helm. He can't be as bad as May

You could tell after one minute it'd be a blessing if he went the way of spencer perceval before 120 seconds had elapsed

 

[Serge Forward]

Fuck me you're naive.

Troll more like.

 

[Dogsauce]

Imagine he’s got a holiday booked for the end of October so he can hide away from all the chaos, like he did while London was burning down, the half-arsed twat.

 

[Pickman's model]

114 days

 

[Proper Tidy]

Boris Johnson's new spin doctor unmasked as former Tory-taunting Mirror Chicken

 

[danny la rouge]

I don't understand all the vitriol against Boris.

And I can’t understand how anyone can believe him to be competent. It doesn’t compute. But some people apparently do. It’s a funny old world.

 

[tim]

I don't understand all the vitriol against Boris. He's only been PM for two minutes and yet everyone's giving him a hard time.
Shouldn't we wait and see how it pans out with him at the helm. He can't be as bad as May

At the helm! The shit will be the first one off once HMS Brexit starts going down.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I don't understand all the vitriol against Boris. He's only been PM for two minutes and yet everyone's giving him a hard time.
Shouldn't we wait and see how it pans out with him at the helm. He can't be as bad as May

Presupposes nobody here gave him thousands of rounds of fucks before he got the big job, the big job.