PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[weepiper]

 

[hash tag]

I note that JRM is trying to raise standards with his what not to say rules, Oxford comma's Etc and now we have this Boris Johnson and girlfriend take bigger Downing Street flat, leaving smaller one for Javid family

I bet they don't have separate bedrooms and what sort of message does a single couple living together send out?

 

[Pickman's model]

Following on from his time as may and all the things he screwed up, we surely have to have a thread detailing his latest calamities etc.
he is visiting Liz today with an offer to form a new government. Further disasters are bound to follow.
Appointing Pritti Patel as home secretary

yeh this is the sort of thing you should be posting in the 120 days of sod 'im thread.

 

[Pickman's model]

I note that JRM is trying to raise standards with his what not to say rules, Oxford comma's Etc and now we have this Boris Johnson and girlfriend take bigger Downing Street flat, leaving smaller one for Javid family

I bet they don't have separate bedrooms and what sort of message does a single couple living together send out?

you'd hope that javid and his family aren't in the same bedroom as boris johnson and his mistress.

 

[karanight]

Fuck me you're naive

I'm not naive, Don't know if you saw the Subo audition and the attitude of the audience beforehand. There were lots of sneers before she sang and when she opened her mouth the sneerers fell silent. The same could happen with Boris. I haven't got a crystal ball and neither has anyone else. All I'm saying is that I personally think he'll do a good job of getting us out of Brexit. After Brexit though, who knows

 

[karanight]

Troll more like.

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I gather you're the expert on trolls, trolls=anyone you disagree with

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm not naive, Don't know if you saw the Subo audition and the attitude of the audience beforehand. There were lots of sneers before she sang and when she opened her mouth the sneerers fell silent. The same could happen with Boris. I haven't got a crystal ball and neither has anyone else. All I'm saying is that I personally think he'll do a good job of getting us out of Brexit. After Brexit though, who knows

the chances of the nefandous boris johnson doing a good job of remaining ("he'll do a good job of getting us out of brexit") are precisely the same as him winning strickly: zero

 

[Pickman's model]

He can't be as bad as May

no, he'll be worse

 

[SpookyFrank]

I don't understand all the vitriol against Boris. He's only been PM for two minutes and yet everyone's giving him a hard time.
Shouldn't we wait and see how it pans out with him at the helm. He can't be as bad as May

He's a proven liar, a known racist and he has a track record of expensive and damaging failures.

 

[Pickman's model]

He's a proven liar, a known racist and he has a track record of expensive and damaging failures.

and that's on his good days

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I'm not naive, Don't know if you saw the Subo audition and the attitude of the audience beforehand. There were lots of sneers before she sang and when she opened her mouth the sneerers fell silent. The same could happen with Boris. I haven't got a crystal ball and neither has anyone else. All I'm saying is that I personally think he'll do a good job of getting us out of Brexit. After Brexit though, who knows

No one knew who the fuck Susan Boyle was. Boris Johnson, we've got 30+ years of him being a snivelling, conniving shit to go on. Crystal ball my arse, that's the shittest analogy Brexit has thrown up and we had a whole thread devoted to them.

 

[maomao]

I'm not naive, Don't know if you saw the Subo audition and the attitude of the audience beforehand. There were lots of sneers before she sang and when she opened her mouth the sneerers fell silent. The same could happen with Boris. I haven't got a crystal ball and neither has anyone else. All I'm saying is that I personally think he'll do a good job of getting us out of Brexit. After Brexit though, who knows

There's a better chance of him belting out I Dreamed I Dream in a perfect soprano.

 

[danny la rouge]

All I'm saying is that I personally think he'll do a good job of getting us out of Brexit.

Do you think that’s his plan?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Do you think that’s his plan?

No, this is his plan

belting out I Dreamed I Dream in a perfect soprano.

 

[Lucy Fur]

I'm not naive, Don't know if you saw the Subo audition and the attitude of the audience beforehand. There were lots of sneers before she sang and when she opened her mouth the sneerers fell silent. The same could happen with Boris. I haven't got a crystal ball and neither has anyone else. All I'm saying is that I personally think he'll do a good job of getting us out of Brexit. After Brexit though, who knows

You may not be naïve, but you're a fucking idiot if you think there's even a slim chance of Boris getting us out of Europe without fucking a lot of people over.

 

[rekil]

Troll more like.

Maybe it's an old man pretending to be a woman on a forum they've been banned from many times.

 

[Serge Forward]

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I gather you're the expert on trolls, trolls=anyone you disagree with

I stand corrected. Melt more like.

 

[8ball]

He's a proven liar, a known racist and he has a track record of expensive and damaging failures.

You forgot crook and thug.

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe it's an old man pretending to be a woman on a forum they've been banned from many times.

flimsier redux

 

[Proper Tidy]

I'm not naive, Don't know if you saw the Subo audition and the attitude of the audience beforehand. There were lots of sneers before she sang and when she opened her mouth the sneerers fell silent. The same could happen with Boris. I haven't got a crystal ball and neither has anyone else. All I'm saying is that I personally think he'll do a good job of getting us out of Brexit. After Brexit though, who knows

Susan Boyle (Subo) as an analogy for Johnson is genius tbf

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Jo (Bo)

 

[weepiper]

Oh dear, the denizens of Cardiff also not impressed. This touring the provinces to bring the UK together is going well, isn't it?

 

[karanight]

Maybe it's an old man pretending to be a woman on a forum they've been banned from many times.

Yes, I am an old man and yes, I have been known to dress up in ladies cloths for a drag act, but no, I am not impersonating anyone, never have done. Listening to some of you I think that I like the sound of this flimsier but rest assured, I've never been registered on this forum before, or another forum like this

You may not be naïve, but you're a fucking idiot if you think there's even a slim chance of Boris getting us out of Europe without fucking a lot of people over.

Since when did I insult you. You call me an idiot and in the same sentence it seems you can't get you point across without resorting to foul mouth language. I think most decent people would say whoever needs to do that is the idiot
As for Boris, I sincerely hope he keeps his word and then I can see people take their own words back. Note, I've never said he will get us out

 

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*Threads merged. The thread title may need some work.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Since when did I insult you. You call me an idiot and in the same sentence it seems you can't get you point across without resorting to foul mouth language. I think most decent people would say whoever needs to do that is the idiot

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Since when did I insult you. You call me an idiot and in the same sentence it seems you can't get you point across without resorting to foul mouth language. I think most decent people would say whoever needs to do that is the idiot

No decent people round these parts then, not by your bollocks definition of decent

 

[maomao]

Yes, I am an old man and yes, I have been known to dress up in ladies cloths for a drag act, but no, I am not impersonating anyone, never have done. Listening to some of you I think that I like the sound of this flimsier but rest assured, I've never been registered on this forum before, or another forum like this


Since when did I insult you. You call me an idiot and in the same sentence it seems you can't get you point across without resorting to foul mouth language. I think most decent people would say whoever needs to do that is the idiot
As for Boris, I sincerely hope he keeps his word and then I can see people take their own words back. Note, I've never said he will get us out

I think the idiot will always be the one who struggles to make a coherent post and doesn't know whether Johnson is going to get us out of the EU or get us out of Brexit.

Swearing is broadly tolerated here. If you don't like it fuck off.

 

[krink]

Susan Boyle (Subo) as an analogy for Johnson is genius tbf

As trolls go, I thought that was pretty decent. Why people bother to humour them is another matter.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'm not naive, Don't know if you saw the Subo audition and the attitude of the audience beforehand. There were lots of sneers before she sang and when she opened her mouth the sneerers fell silent. The same could happen with Boris. I haven't got a crystal ball and neither has anyone else. All I'm saying is that I personally think he'll do a good job of getting us out of Brexit. After Brexit though, who knows

Johnson comes to the job with a long record, Susan Boyle only got a record deal after that show.

 

[Lucy Fur]

Since when did I insult you.
As for Boris, I sincerely hope he keeps his word and then I can see people take their own words back. Note, I've never said he will get us out

The stupidity of your post insults me. I sincerely hope Boris gives you everything you deserve.
Fucking idiot.