not-bono-ever
meh
Of course a boot in his vestibules would be immensely cathartic
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Jeremiah18.17
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Surely #JohnsonOut Fnar Fnar
not a trot
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Has larry the cat packed his bags yet ?
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
"We are going to rise and ping off the guy ropes of self-doubt". He really said that.
Totally fucking Mexico.
Totally fucking Mexico.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
I'm particularly looking forward to his first trip to Brussels as PM, where the mandarins of the EU welcome him as the Brexit saviour that he is, all having a chuckle about the funny things he used to write about the EU and offering whatever deal he cares to come up with, served on a silver platter by a humbled Junker.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
there was a pm named johnson
who was forever poncin'
pints and cigs
and alcoholic figs
till he burnt his house down with a ronson
who was forever poncin'
pints and cigs
and alcoholic figs
till he burnt his house down with a ronson
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Even with the support of the batshit crazy DUP, he has a majority of maybe 2? at the moment, Brecon By-Election incoming - would reduce it further and the DUP have to renew their agreement with the Tories I think, plus half a dozen Tories (remainers) have threatened to leave if he tries to force a no deal brexit - 
So we could have a vote of no confidence before October 31st 
It would have to be way before to allow an election before that date I'm guessing.
what is the shortest term of a British PM?
So we could have a vote of no confidence before October 31st It would have to be way before to allow an election before that date I'm guessing.what is the shortest term of a British PM?
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
or #BJout
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
The record books will be rewritten shortlyEven with the support of the batshit crazy DUP, he has a majority of maybe 2? at the moment, Brecon By-Election incoming - would reduce it further and the DUP have to renew their agreement with the Tories I think, plus half a dozen Tories (remainers) have threatened to leave if he tries to force a no deal brexit -
what is the shortest term of a British PM?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
don't worry, by the end of next week he'll have lost the majority may left himMay came in with a 'massive' majority of 20 or so and managed to fuck that up. Boris is in a perilous position on his first day
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
It came down to BJ versus Hunt
On the floppy haired prick they took a punt
Doesn't matter who won
Brexit won't be much fun
Any Tory PM is a cunt
On the floppy haired prick they took a punt
Doesn't matter who won
Brexit won't be much fun
Any Tory PM is a cunt
Schmetterling
I saw something nasty in the woodshed!
That’s ad verbatim what I posted on Faceache when I found out.
Gerry1time
Did a wee in Dirac's toilet
For which read, the Conservatives are going to have to buy off the DUP with more taxpayer's money in order to keep themselves in power.
That's the problem with Conservatism. Eventually you run out of other people's money.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
johnson thought brexit was easy
and it'd be something quite wheeze-y
he got quite a shock
when he found it was not
and spent the rest of his term feeling queasy
and it'd be something quite wheeze-y
he got quite a shock
when he found it was not
and spent the rest of his term feeling queasy
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Two remainy MPs to threaten to go independent unless he rules out no-deal. If they do that by lunchtime tomorrow he either has to acquiesce or not be invited by Brenda to be PM
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
---> 120 days of sod 'imTwo remainy MPs to threaten to go independent unless he rules out no-deal. If they do that by lunchtime tomorrow he either has to acquiesce or not be invited by Brenda to be PM
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
And it is ex-minister remain MPs who are going to cause problems - bad enough for May when posh boy Mogg kicks up a stink - but if Hammond starts getting rowdy - BJ has serious problemsTwo remainy MPs to threaten to go independent unless he rules out no-deal. If they do that by lunchtime tomorrow he either has to acquiesce or not be invited by Brenda to be PM
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
and that's before you factor in his inability to tell the truth
andysays
Love and solidarity
As I understand it, if the outgoing PM suggests Johnson as the new PM, the Queen effectively has no option but to appoint him, and there is no formal need for him to demonstrate that he has the confidence of Parliament by, for example, having a vote on a new Queen's speech.Two remainy MPs to threaten to go independent unless he rules out no-deal. If they do that by lunchtime tomorrow he either has to acquiesce or not be invited by Brenda to be PM
Happy to be corrected if I'm wrong though
agricola
a genuine importer of owls
TBF when their majority is as small as it is, individual MPs pose serious problems to the government - never mind clumps of ten or twenty of them.
cantsin
Well-Known Member
At first I was annoyed at the thought of him becoming pm but now I'm quite looking forward to the carnage. He won't be able to get anything through parliament so hopefully it'll just be the Tory party he wrecks
a quasi - accelerationist / here4lolz line re: Bozza is perfectly reasonable under the circumstances imo
Why do these ministers resign?
If they had an ounce of political ability they would stay in post and argue and fight to put forward their points.
Though this scuttling off into the back-benches and muttering whilst projectile tutting is what I should expect from the spineless hypocrites.
If they had an ounce of political ability they would stay in post and argue and fight to put forward their points.
Though this scuttling off into the back-benches and muttering whilst projectile tutting is what I should expect from the spineless hypocrites.
Steel Icarus
ersatz maven
Thanks for that Dan. You tit.
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