PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Looks at his face just after it was announced he'd won. Terrified at the thought of actually having to do some work. (Jeremy Cunt behind him quite enjoying the moment )

Close call for cunt there.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Can whoever's in charge of the thread explain how well-known someone has to be before I can judge them on intelligence, interest or idiocy? Or whether my opinion of whether something is worth posting here is good enough or if I have to run it past my betters first?

Honestly, the clucking is boring

Remembering why I had this fucking forum or ignore for so long

 

[Teaboy]

The plan is that he won't actually do any work. That's what those MP's who supported him hope anyway. He's never been big on the whole work thing so its unlikely that he'll start now. The plan is for him to do the lovable rogue thing on camera whilst they do the proper work in the background. They are seriously shitting it about the next election and they've thrown their lot in with Johnson as their last hope.

Let the madness ensue.

 

[Dillinger4]

Is it armageddon yet?

I hope so, it would break up the week quite nicely.

 

[Idris2002]

I hope so, it would break up the week quite nicely.

It's hump day tomorrow, don't forget.

 

[killer b]

Can whoever's in charge of the thread explain how well-known someone has to be before I can judge them on intelligence, interest or idiocy? Or whether my opinion of whether something is worth posting here is good enough or if I have to run it past my betters first?

Honestly, the clucking is boring

Remembering why I had this fucking forum or ignore for so long

it's pretty boring to have thread after thread colonised by worthless content posted by morons on twitter. I don't think you're at fault to reacting to it though.

 

[likesfish]

Is it armageddon yet?

its pencilled in for next tuesday

 

[Steel Icarus]

it's pretty boring to have thread after thread colonised by worthless content posted by morons on twitter. I don't think you're at fault to reacting to it though.

Yeah, I admit it's easy to clog up here with inconsequential bollocks from elsewhere. On this, though, it's unusual to find on urban anyone at all with much good to say about the new PM so I thought it relevant without pausing to think if it was necessary

 

[Sprocket.]

Okay then I cannot believe that sane people voted this pudding into the PMs role.
I refuse to accept it and is therefore fake news!

Well it works for them.

 

[killer b]

Yeah, I admit it's easy to clog up here with inconsequential bollocks from elsewhere. On this, though, it's unusual to find on urban anyone at all with much good to say about the new PM so I thought it relevant without pausing to think if it was necessary

if you dig into that thread it turned out the guy was being 'ironic' anyway.

 

[friedaweed]

"Full fibre broadband in every household" Fuck it I'm turning blue...







































whilst hanging from the rafters at the embarrassment that this man is the leader of our country.

and they wonder why our youth are continually disaffected with politics.

 

[A380]

 

[elbows]

Twitter is a bad take machine. Unfortunately if anything urban is more mature about it than mainstream journalism is now, where "someone says a thing! but uh oh looks like some twitter users don't like it!" is considered a story.

Well twitter suits the sort of journalists who are lazy. They dont even have to call anyone to get a quote or confirm something, the stories almost write themselves, perfect.

It suits some famous people too, they dont have to cultivate a relationship with a trusted journalist who will convey their side of the story without twisting their words too much. Now the famous can cut out the middle man and misrepresent themselves!

In some ways twitter is what you make of it. I can have a very different twitter experience compared to the sort of negative hellhole that is usually evoked when twitter is mentioned. It just depends who you follow and what sorts of things those people are interested in tweeting about. In my case that means my twitter feeds is mostly full of strange pictures and people talking about computer graphics programming.

 

[A380]

I made an entry in my diary today. It said, simply, ‘bugger’.

 

[mx wcfc]

No one's gonna resign the whip this side of October. All the empty threats and week mutterings will be shown to be just that. Party beats country.

This.

If de Pfeffel Johnson can’t “deliver brexit” on 31 Oct there won’t be an election. Too many Tory mps will lose their seats to the brexit party.

Of course de pfeiffffel Johnson will bail and become leader of the brexiit party by then.

 

[ferrelhadley]

Another one of them was charged with sexual assault yesterday. Majority = 0

Wont affect his seat unless it comes to charges from the CPS, even then hed need a conviction for a recall ballot to be acceptable. And as its Dover I would strongly suspect it to be kept by a strongly pro Brexit candidate. I do not think the seat is really in play.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Spoiler: The answer to what happens next...

 

[Poi E]

So did Johnson.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Wont affect his seat unless it comes to charges from the CPS, even then hed need a conviction for a recall ballot to be acceptable. And as its Dover I would strongly suspect it to be kept by a strongly pro Brexit candidate. I do not think the seat is really in play.

He’s already had the whip suspended.

 

[Poi E]

Timely reminder of Johnson's racism.

What Boris Johnson has to say about Africa - CNN

 

[treelover]

Warm, innit?

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Nothing to celebrate in that image, imo, Croydon family business down the pan, loss of life further afield.

 

[kebabking]

He’s already had the whip suspended.

Doesn't matter, he's still an MP and can vote with the government if he chooses - it only matters for internal party elections, and it's unlikely there'll be any of those in the immediate future.

The more immediate problem for Johnson is the Brecon and Radnorshire by election, which it looks like the LD's will win - that takes his majority, with Elphick, down to one.

 

[Jeremiah18.17]

Doesn't matter, he's still an MP and can vote with the government if he chooses - it only matters for internal party elections, and it's unlikely there'll be any of those in the immediate future.

The more immediate problem for Johnson is the Brecon and Radnorshire by election, which it looks like the LD's will win - that takes his majority, with Elphick, down to one.

So the PM’s majority may soon rest on someone in the process of being charged with sex crimes - you literally could not make it up......

 

[mx wcfc]

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[mx wcfc]

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[joustmaster]

 

[mx wcfc]

SRorry, that's oshit isn't it. basically a FB memne about de Pfeiffly Johnson.

 

[Mr Moose]

Priti Patel to be Home Secretary!! (Rumour).

OMFG. The country is truly fucked.

 

[Pickman's model]

120 days...

 

[fishfinger]

120 days...

...then sod 'em.