PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[tim]

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Tory apologist drivel!

 

[mx wcfc]

Tory apologist drivel!

Talk about a post fail!

 

[hash tag]

Following on from his time as may and all the things he screwed up, we surely have to have a thread detailing his latest calamities etc.
he is visiting Liz today with an offer to form a new government. Further disasters are bound to follow.
Appointing Pritti Patel as home secretary

 

[Steel Icarus]

We needed another Johnson thread, nice one

 

[Steel Icarus]

Boris Johnson's time is up

Boris must go

 

[hash tag]

hmm, I'll see if I can think of something good to say about him. Eureka, he is no longer London Mayor.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Lol

 

[likesfish]

As if any of this is bad if your a tory

MPs can dress as Nazis but that's not remotely anti semetic.

Labour refuse an invite for a weekend shooting Palestinian children and your worse than Hitler.

Corbyn less than enthusiastic about ordering a nuclear strike traitor May hailed as statesman like for being enthusiastic about ordering a first strike.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Well twitter suits the sort of journalists who are lazy. They dont even have to call anyone to get a quote or confirm something, the stories almost write themselves, perfect.

It suits some famous people too, they dont have to cultivate a relationship with a trusted journalist who will convey their side of the story without twisting their words too much. Now the famous can cut out the middle man and misrepresent themselves!

In some ways twitter is what you make of it. I can have a very different twitter experience compared to the sort of negative hellhole that is usually evoked when twitter is mentioned. It just depends who you follow and what sorts of things those people are interested in tweeting about. In my case that means my twitter feeds is mostly full of strange pictures and people talking about computer graphics programming.

you'll have seen this one then

 

[nardy]

Prime Minister Johnson's cabinet

How long ago did you call it, that Alexander Boris de Pfeffel would be PM?

Boris must go

Welsh fight for independence from UK bolstered by ‘clown’ Boris Johnson

120 days of sod 'im: the brief and disastrous administration of boris johnson

the Johnson watch

Boris Johnson's time is up


Christ, you lot must be worried

 

[fucthest8]

Yay!

 

[cupid_stunt]

He's a popular guy.

 

[Sprocket.]

More likely bewilderment and disbelief.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Prime Minister Johnson's cabinet

How long ago did you call it, that Alexander Boris de Pfeffel would be PM?

Boris must go

Welsh fight for independence from UK bolstered by ‘clown’ Boris Johnson

120 days of sod 'im: the brief and disastrous administration of boris johnson

the Johnson watch

Boris Johnson's time is up


Christ, you lot must be worried

Well, he is

THE FUCKING PRIME MINISTER

Just incase you'd managed to forget/block it out already

 

[Proper Tidy]

I mean he's actually the prime minister now, it's not abstract, the useless posh cunt is already in charge

 

[brogdale]

Well, he is

THE FUCKING PRIME MINISTER

Just incase you'd managed to forget/block it out already

fontastic!

 

[killer b]

it's pretty normal when there's a change at the top tbf. it'll calm down in a few days.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

I mean he's actually the prime minister now, it's not abstract, the useless posh cunt is already in charge

of a government with a majority of two, propped up by the DUP.

 

[binka]

We should stick with "Boris Johnson's time is up" because tradition

 

[JuanTwoThree]

We've embraced competition. Let the market decide.

 

[Tankus]

Needs a ninth

 

[Benjy1992]

I'm sick of hearing about him and he's only been PM for one day...

 

[Pickman's model]

119 days

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Prime Minister Johnson's cabinet

How long ago did you call it, that Alexander Boris de Pfeffel would be PM?

Boris must go

Welsh fight for independence from UK bolstered by ‘clown’ Boris Johnson

120 days of sod 'im: the brief and disastrous administration of boris johnson

the Johnson watch

Boris Johnson's time is up


Christ, you lot must be worried

You forgot about this one.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

boris as pm how long before china invades?

And this

 

[Flavour]

can we all stop reviving old bj threads ffs

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Last one, I promise

Boris Johnson must go on trial for 'lying and misleading' in Brexit campaign, judge orders

 

[brogdale]

You forgot about this one.

That's done it, reminded me of a post and...got "the (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais" fully ear-wormed now...."If Bore...iss Johnson flew in today..."

 

[cybershot]

I'm more disappointed there's not a 'what stupid shit has Boris done today' thread.

 

[brogdale]

Time for a MEGA thread merge?