PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

But surely it would be rather cruel to the penguins to feed them bits of BoJo...

Apparently he'd be very good for them

 

[Pickman's model]

well, yes. i'm not sure he'd be passed as fit for penguins' consumption...

They have stronger stomachs than you'd give them credit for

 

[not-bono-ever]

dont underestimate pingu's ability to the make best of tough conditions

 

[Ax^]

when did he catch covid again


might need to celebrate that every year


so many people have died


because of you ya Cunt

 

[stavros]

Boris Johnson has told a private meeting of Tory MPs that the success of the UK's Covid vaccine programme was because of "capitalism" and "greed".

 

[splonkydoo]

Boris Johnson has told a private meeting of Tory MPs that the success of the UK's Covid vaccine programme was because of "capitalism" and "greed".

(reposted from elsewhere..)

 

[Badgers]

 

[BCBlues]

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Cristo Bellende

 

[stavros]

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Great Photoshopping, Jennifer!

 

[Badgers]

FFS

 

[quiet guy]

It could be placed at the Dover breakwater

 

[Pickman's model]

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Perhaps we should just crucify him

 

[Badgers]

Perhaps we should just crucify him

Not enough.

 

[Pickman's model]

Not enough.

It's a good start tho, a good auld Roman execution

 

[Pickman's model]

Not enough.

How'd poena cullei do? Poena cullei - Wikipedia rather than using live animals could just put in Dominic Cummings and Priti Patel

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Artaxerxes]

He's not really very clever, he's just not as stupid as his idiotic comedy public persona. But then nobody is that stupid.

He’s got a base cunning and mistakes speaking Latin for brains and wit.

Never heard him recite Catallus at the dispatch box though.


He’s surrounded and riding a wave of populist nastiness though so he may not be an evil Nazi but he certainly facilitates a journey towards it

 

[weltweit]

If Johnson can't be trusted where his personal relations are concerned, as evidenced by his repeated cheating on the women in his life, does this personal trait also indicate a chronic lack of trustfulness in other areas of his life?

 

[two sheds]

nope, honest as the day is ...

 

[Pickman's model]

nope, honest as the day is ...

At this time of year he becomes honest as the night is long

 

[Badgers]

 

[existentialist]

It's almost as if he was forced to become Prime Minister, or something.

Cunts like Alexander Brown are like the neighbours who turn a blind eye whenever her at no 12 comes out again with two black eyes and saying she walked into a door, then insist on giving him at no 12 the benefit of the doubt.

 

[gosub]

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whose paying?

 

[Pickman's model]

whose paying?

We're all paying

 

[gosub]

We're all paying

Just I know a few people who'd end up working on it

 

[Pickman's model]

Just I know a few people who'd end up working on it

Demolition I hope

 

[gosub]

Demolition I hope

Nope. Bronze casting. extremely busy at mo though

 

[MrSki]

 

[quiet guy]

Posing like some shit remake of super hero -Super Twat