PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[andysays]

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Posing like some shit remake of super hero -Super Twat

#checks date#

 

[MrSki]

 

[quiet guy]

Trying out for a new job

 

[jakethesnake]

Trying out for a new job

he'd fuck that one up too. the cunt.

 

[Pickman's model]

Artaxerxes I told you he wears slip-ons

 

[Pickman's model]

he'd fuck that one up too. the cunt.

At least the consequences wouldn't be so dire for so many people

 

[Pickman's model]

He'd never leave there alive, b&q is replete with things you can batter, hew and stab with

 

[Espresso]

A DIY shop? As if he ever does anything himself.

 

[Pickman's model]

A DIY shop? As if he ever does anything himself.

Does his own hair by the looks of things.

 

[spitfire]

Does his own hair by the looks of things.

Don't we all now?

 

[Pickman's model]

Don't we all now?

yeh but surely not as badly as that.

 

[spitfire]

yeh but surely not as badly as that.

Indeed. I have become quite proficient. He just uses a bowl and kitchen scissors.

 

[Pickman's model]

Indeed. I have become quite proficient. He just uses a bowl and kitchen scissors.

Yeh and tips the bowl over his eyes before he starts

 

[MrSki]

 

[Steel Icarus]

Poor humour imo. Bigoted perjoratives as punchlines...no.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Pickman's model]

The second place he's worked where you can get a crappy cabinet

 

[Steel Icarus]

The second place he's worked where you can get a crappy cabinet

 

[teqniq]

Johnson is a liar. That much is completely evident.

Politicians are not ‘all the same’; Johnson is in a class of his own

Politicians can at times be economical with the truth, but Boris Johnson is in a class of his own. He lies with impunity

yorkshirebylines.co.uk

 

[Badgers]

Sunlit Uplands?

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Sunlit Uplands?

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[MrSki]

Can't see this going anywhere but I expect it is a fairly long list.

 

[Pickman's model]

Can't see this going anywhere but I expect it is a fairly long list.

It's taking a team of 20 posties to carry it

 

[agricola]

Can't see this going anywhere but I expect it is a fairly long list.

"but this is just an entire year's worth of his appearances in Hansard"

 

[Pickman's model]

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About 95 days in and he's still alive, this is shaping up to be another shitty year

 

[steveo87]

Sunlit Uplands?

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We're definitely going to war with Russia.

 

[Pickman's model]

We're definitely going to war with Russia.

We have always been at war with eastasia

 

[stavros]

Sunlit Uplands?

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It's always sunny when I can add another Diana Spencer supplement to my collection.

 

[David Clapson]

Is it just my imagination or will the voters inevitably turn on him when they work out he's conned them on Brexit and screwed up our Covid response and our economy and lied as much as Trump? Things seem to be slowly building to a head....the dam has cracked and there's a trickle...it could collapse...but when? Jan next year?

 

[existentialist]

Is it just my imagination or will the voters inevitably turn on him when they work out he's conned them on Brexit and screwed up our Covid response and our economy and lied as much as Trump? Things seem to be slowly building to a head....the dam has cracked and there's a trickle...it could collapse...but when? Jan next year?

It's your imagination. People are notoriously reluctant to admit that they've been tricked, or are wrong. Hence the success of online scammers.