PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Badgers]

What about the time he did his bit to get another journalist attacked?

Was that before or after he was cheating on his wife while she was having chemotherapy?

 

[Pickman's model]

Was that before or after he was cheating on his wife while she was having chemotherapy?

Before, in 1990 'A couple of black eyes': Johnson and the plot to attack a reporter

 

[Badgers]

Before, in 1990 'A couple of black eyes': Johnson and the plot to attack a reporter

Thanks, it is hard to keep an accurate timeline of the cunts cunty behaviour

 

[Pickman's model]

Thanks, it is hard to keep an accurate timeline of the cunts cunty behaviour

It is a chronology of cuntery

 

[Badgers]

It is a chronology of cuntery

Contrived by a cabinet cabal of cunts?

 

[Pickman's model]

Contrived by a cabinet cabal of cunts?

Conservative cunts

 

[Badgers]

Quite the audience for the 'People's PMQs' then

 

[existentialist]

He's standing in that pose which demands a wall behind him.

The cunt has absolutely no style whatsoever. That's probably a frighteningly expensive suit, that he's managed to make look like something given to a street person by a particularly patronising charity.

 

[teqniq]

Easily a contender for the worst-dressed sentient being in the universe. I'll stop channeling Douglas Adams now. Seriously though how does he manage to look so shabby?

 

[existentialist]

Easily a contender for the worst-dressed sentient being in the universe. I'll stop channeling Douglas Adams now. Seriously though how does he manage to look so shabby?

Bad posture and careful image management.

 

[brogdale]

The cunt has absolutely no style whatsoever. That's probably a frighteningly expensive suit, that he's managed to make look like something given to a street person by a particularly patronising charity.

He does have a style (particular sort of appearance) and it's very carefully cultivated.

 

[stdP]

Easily a contender for the worst-dressed sentient being in the universe. I'll stop channeling Douglas Adams now.

Never stop. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to point out that those most desiring power are those the least capable of wielding it responsibly, and that Boris actually scored minus several million points out of ten both for good-thinking and for style. He's not even a moderately intelligent shade of the colour blue.

 

[stavros]

He does have a style (particular sort of appearance) and it's very carefully cultivated.

I only learnt recently that he deliberately ruffles his hair before public appearances. I have rather unmanageable hair, which would look similarly dishevelled if I were to have it as long as his. I would never strive to do that though.

 

[Pickman's model]

I only learnt recently that he deliberately ruffles his hair before public appearances. I have rather unmanageable hair, which would look similarly dishevelled if I were to have it as long as his. I would never strive to do that though.

When he's removed from number ten he'll be given a grade 2 and he won't be able to ruffle that

 

[Sue]

Seriously though how does he manage to look so shabby?

To paraphrase Dolly Parton, it costs a lot of money to look that shabby.

 

[two sheds]

I can assure you that it doesn't

 

[Artaxerxes]

I can assure you that it doesn't

It does because only the rich can get away with it publicly.

 

[Humberto]

He's the archetypal English eccentric? Doesn't comb his hair for effect. People love that shit even more than competence.

 

[Raheem]

Think it takes more effort. Most days I don't comb my hair, but I look nothing even approaching that.

 

[Humberto]

Anyway, he's wiping the floor with Labour and Labour don't have anything.

 

[Raheem]

They have admiration for the way he's kept the floor so clean.

 

[MrSki]

It does because only the rich can get away with it publicly.

Yeah it is all part of an image not to come across as too smart & snappy. Anything to draw attention away from the the shite he spouts which is also carefully said in a way to to try & draw sympathy. He is a total cunt and his presentation is all an act.

 

[two sheds]

It does because only the rich can get away with it publicly.

Ah I was talking about shabby, if we're talking about getting away with it then I'm out

 

[Pickman's model]

Yeah it is all part of an image not to come across as too smart & snappy. Anything to draw attention away from the the shite he spouts which is also carefully said in a way to to try & draw sympathy. He is a total cunt and his presentation is all an act.

he hides earwax in his hair and eats it when he thinks no one's looking

 

[stavros]

He's the archetypal English eccentric? Doesn't comb his hair for effect. People love that shit even more than competence.

He's fortunate that he doesn't have to choose between the two.

 

[hitmouse]

Before, in 1990 'A couple of black eyes': Johnson and the plot to attack a reporter

Interesting little factoid that doesn't seem to be that widely known: do you know what Johnson's old mate Guppy is up to nowadays? The answer may surprise you.

Spoiler

Yes, that's Richard Spencer's website.

 

[eatmorecheese]

It depresses me to realise that not only is Johnson a fucking lying wasteman, but that the majority in the UK know he's a fucking lying wasteman and quite like it and are happy to egg him on.

I get a bit pissed and suddenly I feel utterly foreign here.

I want him to suffer an extremely painful diarrhoea blowback where he gets suffocated on his own tedious, imperial throwback bullshit.

Ok, I'll stop now.

 

[Humberto]

The jolly exterior is to hide his true face: that of a calculating manipulator. Allows them to bluster their way through further rich people's attacks on the majority's interests and hard won concessions. So much distraction from the real issues at stake in this country.

 

[Badgers]

One year ago today

Time flies eh?

 

[gentlegreen]

Was he going for the Lady Di / AIDS thing ?