PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ska invita]

We have a clue what wouldve happened as IIRC Corb and McD called for lockdown, furlough packages and protection for key workers weeks before they came to pass
finding it hard to google the evidence though

eta; this is 2nd march John McDonnell MP, Labour’s Shadow Chancellor, has set out a five-point plan to deal with the potential economic impact of a coronavirus outbreak. - The Labour Party

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Problem is, of course, if Labour had done medium-bad, say Netherlands-bad, we wouldn't have known that the Tories would have been fuck-awful bad. And yeah, he'd have been given a harder time by the press, including wankers like Peston and Kuennsberg, for doing medium-bad than Johnson has for being fuck-awful bad.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

We have a clue what wouldve happened as IIRC Corb and McD called for lockdown, furlough packages and protection for key workers weeks before they came to pass
finding it hard to google the evidence though

Don't remember that. But either way, he'd have been at the Sage meetings in February. It would have been different right from the start.

 

[mx wcfc]

Pinched off twatter with the comment
"Having lunch with everyone in Scotland that likes me"

 

[Raheem]

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"It's weird how this cafe's so quiet..."

 

[steveo87]

Captain Sir Tom Moore: National clap announced by PM for fundraiser

Boris Johnson has encouraged the public to clap at 18:00 GMT on Wednesday.

www.bbc.co.uk

Imagine being clapped by the bloke that killed you...

 

[Pickman's model]

Captain Sir Tom Moore: National clap announced by PM for fundraiser

Boris Johnson has encouraged the public to clap at 18:00 GMT on Wednesday.

www.bbc.co.uk

Imagine being clapped by the bloke that killed you...

i look forward to the penguins which will consume johnson applauding him as he passes through their guts.

 

[Pickman's model]

Pinched off twatter with the comment
"Having lunch with everyone in Scotland that likes me"
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and not just scotland

 

[2hats]

Imagine being clapped by the bloke that killed you...

Imagine an entire country being gaslit by their captors.

 

[tim]

"We'll be going down in tears", he said in tonight's briefing. Not on me, he won't.

 

[Serge Forward]

Imagine an entire country being gaslit by their captors.

Mass Stockholm syndrome

 

[Artaxerxes]

"It's weird how this cafe's so quiet..."

Bet the foods well salty to

 

[Supine]

Mass Stockholm syndrome

Post Brexit it's now called Stockport syndrome

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[quiet guy]

Post Brexit it's now called Stockport syndrome

I thought it was the Stockton syndrome

 

[Pickman's model]

clearly thought it was mission impossible

 

[quiet guy]

/\/\
Boom Tish.

 

[Badgers]

Lot of support still

 

[Pickman's model]

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Lot of support still

From bots

 

[spitfire]

There is a lot of bottery about but apparently it is complicated by real people pretending to be bots according to this investigation by the Troll Zoo.



Summary (I chopped off hate speech)



And also the Beeb.

The real people pretending to be 'Boris bots' on Facebook

The BBC has spoken to people pretending to be malfunctioning 'bots' as a joke.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

There is a lot of bottery about but apparently it is complicated by real people pretending to be bots according to this investigation by the Troll Zoo.



Summary (I chopped off hate speech)

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And also the Beeb.

The real people pretending to be 'Boris bots' on Facebook

The BBC has spoken to people pretending to be malfunctioning 'bots' as a joke.

www.bbc.co.uk

How peculiar

 

[spitfire]

How peculiar

Very. Just when you think people can't get any weirder then you see something like this.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It must be a great comfort to Johnson to know he has the full support of @OleCunt and @CumshotC

 

[quiet guy]

Two mates from the Bullingdon Club

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

More of this sort of thing

 

[Pickman's model]

More of this sort of thing

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Johnson definitely large enough to contain a reptile

 

[existentialist]

Johnson definitely large enough to contain a reptile

Several, I'd say.

 

[Pickman's model]

Several, I'd say.

fortunately there are numerous reptiles large enough to contain johnson

some in whole but many in part

 

[IC3D]

Taken t'other night.