PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Orang Utan]

Lee Jasper has just tweeted a salacious rumour about Johnson which might explain his decision to quit

 

[rubbershoes]

Lee Jasper has just tweeted a salacious rumour about Johnson which might explain his decision to quit

Is it worse than a pig's head?

Boris has had loads of rumours in the post, but they haven't done him much harm

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Lee Jasper has just tweeted a salacious rumour about Johnson which might explain his decision to quit

Share with the class.

 

[chilango]

Lee Jasper has just tweeted a salacious rumour about Johnson which might explain his decision to quit

Pic/link?

 

[tim]

Surely the briefest leadership bid in history

Perhaps we has worked out that he hasn't got the support in the parliamentary party to get him a place on the shortlist.

 

[Orang Utan]

Share with the class.

Go find it, I'm not posting potentially libellous rumours on here

 

[maomao]

Share with the class.

It's quite salacious and don't think U75 needs the possible legal consequences. Just google lee jasper twitter.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Share with the class.

Massively salicious and completely unproven:

Hearing Bj's wife was arrested and charged with having public sex with a solicitor outside Waterloo station in August of last year

 

[ruffneck23]

Go find it, I'm not posting potentially libellous rumours on here

go on , you love a rumour you do

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

is the labour party going to stop its in-fighting at some point and start attacking the Tories on this?! Absolutely pathetic

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Massively salicious and completely unproven:

Ah that. That's not a new allegation.

 

[Orang Utan]

Rutita1 people can find it out for themselves. why post it here and invite legal stress?

 

[maomao]

Here's a possibly completely unrelated Daily Mail article:

Lawyer 'had sex in the street with barrister near Waterloo station'

 

[kebabking]

is the labour party going to stop its in-fighting at some point and start attacking the Tories on this?! Absolutely pathetic

and what line do you propose they take?

Labour will never be able to criticise tory infighting at any stage in this parliament, and i'm not sure that Labour ought to involve itself in the private arrangements between Johnson and his wife - whatever they may be, and whether indeed they exist. or not. m'lud.

there are plenty of things to attack the tories over, but i'm afraid that they should concentrate on sorting out their internal mess and get it done and dusted as quickly as possible, because no one is listening to a word they say while this shambles continues.

 

[not-bono-ever]

I dont think he gives a shit about stuff like that TBH, he is pretty driven.

 

[DotCommunist]

gove would be perfect. He's that vile and weird but has a journos arrogance and enough spite to make him even more hateable than rees-mogg who is a golden standard cunt but so owlish and slow mannered he's almot from another planet. Planet Cunt.

Gove has enough connect points to make you hate him all the more. He'd wreck the tories chances imo

 

[billy_bob]

Like that ('sex scandal') would stop him? It's not like he's been preaching traditional morality, so it's immaterial, really.

No, he'll be back.

 

[not-bono-ever]

He used to be a comedy writer or something ? could be a chuckle as the new PM etc

EDit Gove, not Jonson

 

[Orang Utan]

He used to be a comedy writer or something ? could be a chuckle as the new PM etc

This is so weird:

No surprises that he identifies with a reviled toxic mishapen dwarf

 

[butchersapron]

This rumour has been around for some time now - even appearing in at least two shitty national papers. Jasper is attention seeking presenting old gossip as him having special access and info.

Boris Johnson's barrister wife is NOT the Waterloo sex QC - Legal Cheek

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

and what line do you propose they take?

Labour will never be able to criticise tory infighting at any stage in this parliament, and i'm not sure that Labour ought to involve itself in the private arrangements between Johnson and his wife - whatever they may be, and whether indeed they exist. or not. m'lud.

there are plenty of things to attack the tories over, but i'm afraid that they should concentrate on sorting out their internal mess and get it done and dusted as quickly as possible, because no one is listening to a word they say while this shambles continues.

Johnson and his wife? What have I missed?
and that's what I mean - they should sort this mess out asap because as the minute we are about to end up with Gove as PM

 

[kebabking]

...He'd wreck the tories chances imo

and the tories probably know it - moreover, when May was talking this morning about creating a Brexit dept headed by a senior secretary of state from the Leave side, she was saying 'Michael, this means you...'

he almost certainly genuinely doesn't want the job, and now he's killed off Johnson, i wouldn't fall of my seat in surprise if he decided to join May.

 

[chilango]

Personally I'm pleased Johnson is out. It'll piss off all the soft tories I know who "like" him and think that Corbyn isn't a leader.

Also, Gove as leader. yes, please!

 

[Tropi]

Could he be waiting to be a candidate in a general election?

 

[Idris2002]

Lee Jasper has just tweeted a salacious rumour about Johnson which might explain his decision to quit

Just saw it, and yes I had an uncle who once played for Red Star Belgrade - he said somethings are best left unspoken.

At first I thought it related to Boris himself, and that would have been even more of a spicy meatball, as Homer Simpson would say.

 

[oryx]

Dunno about the Waterloo thing but the hastiness of Johnson's climbdown suggests fear of exposure for, er, something!

 

[wheelie_bin]

Funny conspiracy theory option. Boris was struggling to get any influence with the tories, so Aaron Banks has taken on Boris as leader elect of New UKIP (Farage obviously out of the picture).

 

[kebabking]

Dunno about the Waterloo thing but the hastiness of Johnson's climbdown suggests fear of exposure for, er, something!

not really, he had around 80 tory MP's supporting his bid on Friday morning, around 25 of them were left this morning.

sinking ship.

 

[mauvais]

I'm putting £10 on it involving Chuka Umunna in a closet of actual skeletons.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Personally I'm pleased Johnson is out. It'll piss off all the soft tories I know who "like" him and think that Corbyn isn't a leader.

Also, Gove as leader. yes, please!

Especially as there is a whole load of this out there: All the times Michael Gove said he didn't want to be prime minister

I'm sure that social media could make something of this.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice