PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[mauvais]

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Nine minutes is a long time in politics.

 

[Tankus]

The electorate

 

[Pickman's model]

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Surely the briefest leadership bid in history

 

[oneflewover]

The country is now just a plaything for a bunch of spoilt public schoolboys looking to shit on each other

how the fuck did it get to this?

We let the people vote on an issue that they where not sufficiently educated on. Not a fault of the people.

 

[not-bono-ever]

eh?

 

[kebabking]

Surely the briefest leadership bid in history

so far - lets see what today brings for Labour!

compared to the Tories, Labour have really let us all down with a very lacklustre display today. i hope they buck their ideas up...

 

[SpookyFrank]

Surely the briefest leadership bid in history

Whereas the 'most failed leadership bid in history' award is shortly to be won by one A. Eagle.

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

spineless arsehole doesn't want to invoke art.50!

 

[Voley]

Ewan Macgregor's tweet made me chuckle even if it's not really him.

@BorisJohnson You spineless c$&t You lead this ludicrous campaign to leave EU. Win, and now fuc& off to let someone else clear up your mess.

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

I hate BoJo so much, the self-serving twot isn't going to suffer, we are..

 

[mk12]

I assume remainers will apologise to leavers for saying that we had effectively handed the keys to Number 10 to Boris.

 

[rubbershoes]

Absolutely this. Cameron fucked him over nicely.

I've never said this before ...but well done Cameron

 

[kebabking]

I hate BoJo so much, the self-serving twot isn't going to suffer, we are..

he's not about get turfed out onto the street, but to his spectacular ego being deserted in droves by his supporters - and to the point where he is a laughing stock in the tory party and media - will be difficult to handle.

i suppose he's in a better place than Blair, in that he does understand that the wheels have come off, but he's fucked it and he knows he's fucked it - to the point where HIGNFY may no longer be an option...

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I assume remainers will apologise to leavers for saying that we had effectively handed the keys to Number 10 to Boris.

Why? The point was always that getting rid of Cameron/Osborne was likely to lead to something equally bad or even worse. With Gove on the horizon now, 'even worse' is still a possibility, with 'equally bad' in the form of May as the other likelihood.

 

[Orang Utan]

Boris Johnson CBA

 

[wheelie_bin]

Whereas the 'most failed leadership bid in history' award is shortly to be won by one A. Eagle.

If her constituency party were to deselect her today for standing, she'd certainly earn her spot in memorable failed leadership bids. Go Wallasey! Go Wallasey!

 

[maomao]

After all the questions on whether Corbyn really voted Remain I'm much more curious as to whether Boris the Cunt voted Leave. Surely the whole plan was to lose the referendum and then come in in 2020 with his eurosceptic credentials proven.

So it's Gove v May now? May's a remainer so she'd be serving us a shit sandwich that no-one wants. Meanwhile Gove's stupid and vain enough to think he can lead us out of this (he can't, he's a self regarding cunt). Surely the Tories are even more fucked than Labour now?

 

[maomao]

I've never said this before ...but well done Cameron

It really was the most spectacularly selfish and destructive resignation ever wasn't it. Great work Hamface.

 

[hash tag]

I suspect Boris does not want to sort out current muddles and probably wait for someone else to take us out of Europe, which he won't want to be remembered for. I expect he will try and step up in a year or two.

 

[Corax]

Maybe he recognises next leader is a poisoned chalice but the one after might be better

That's what I'm currently hoping Watson's play is.

Although having said that, I'm now reading through some old critical threads on him, in order to shatter my admittedly rose-tinted and superficial current view of him.

 

[Dogsauce]

The country is now just a plaything for a bunch of spoilt public schoolboys looking to shit on each other

how the fuck did it get to this?

Student Union debating society innit? Boris chosen to adopt a position he didn't actually believe in. It's all sport to them.

 

[Corax]

The country is now just a plaything for a bunch of spoilt public schoolboys looking to shit on each other

how the fuck did it get to this?

"now"?

 

[rubbershoes]

It really was the most spectacularly selfish and destructive resignation ever wasn't it. Great work Hamface.

Not at all.

He doesn't want the poisoned chalice of delaing with the fall out. Looks like Boris doesn't want it either

 

[fakeplasticgirl]

I suspect Boris does not want to sort out current muddles and probably wait for someone else to take us out of Europe, which he won't want to be remembered for. I expect he will try and step up in a year or two.

Hopefully after this shitstorm he will have no credibility whatsoever.

 

[maomao]

Not at all.

He doesn't want the poisoned chalice of delaing with the fall out. Looks like Boris doesn't want it either

That's exactly why it was selfish and destructive. He called the fucking referendum in the first place.

 

[rubbershoes]

That's exactly why it was selfish and destructive. He called the fucking referendum in the first place.

Fair point. though he thought he'd win

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I suspect Boris does not want to sort out current muddles and probably wait for someone else to take us out of Europe, which he won't want to be remembered for. I expect he will try and step up in a year or two.

That may be what he wants, but I suspect that his political career is over in the short- to medium-term.

 

[maomao]

Fair point. though he thought he'd win

Evidently. Daft cunt.

 

[kebabking]

I suspect Boris does not want to sort out current muddles and probably wait for someone else to take us out of Europe, which he won't want to be remembered for. I expect he will try and step up in a year or two.

after his performance in the last week? no chance, Jeremy Corbyn would get more Tory MP's nominating him than Boris will - his soft support has drained away like piss in a river, and his hard support has been completely humiliated by his antics today.

he's politically dead, deader than a dead thing thats on fire and falling into a pond full of sharks from 90,000ft.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Fair point. though he thought he'd win

Yep, he certainly did, to the extent that he had no plan for losing. Which in and of itself was pretty much a disgrace. He called the referendum - this is still also his mess.