PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Ax^]

not the whole 17 million but quite a few saw Boris as a Favourable candidate


ffs can we get past this shit already alright not everyone on the leave side was a foaming racist or working class

some of them are cunts mind but other types encompass the 17 million

 

[Lord Camomile]

I know it's old, but it popped up on reddit and make me chuckle.

I love that cartoon, and often find myself thinking "I've got strong opinions..." about myself and other twerps wittering on about stuff they really know nothing about.

 

[hot air baboon]

It's not the one I heard yesterday about him having TWO mistresses currently on the go, is it?

...was that rumour released to undermine or enhance his image....

 

[Corax]

not the whole 17 million but quite a few saw Boris as a Favourable candidate


ffs can we get past this shit already alright not everyone on the leave side was a foaming racist or working class

some of them are cunts mind but other types encompass the 17 million

True dat.

Equally, not everyone who voted Remain is reading this whilst masturbating to a new kind of muesli...

 

[mrs quoad]

You cowardly sack of wet shit, Boris, you fucking fuckmuppet.

I mean, thank fuck the fucker is fucked. But seriously - what the fuck?!

 

[Combustible]

It's all gone a bit House of Cads.

At least the Tories know how to knife their own without blubbering while doing it.

 

[8den]

Hearing a lot from remainers about how disgraceful Johnson is for putting us in this mess and then walking away. Again, the assumption is that Johnson duped 17 million people into voting leave.

ETA: This view is encapsulated by Ewan McGregor's reply to Johnson on Twitter: "You spineless c$&t You lead this ludicrous campaign to leave EU. Win, and now fuc& off to let someone else clear up your mess."

The litany of row backs from the leave campaign on NHS to free movement would suggest Boris/Gove/Nigel were telling porkies.

 

[Corax]

The litany of row backs from the leave campaign on NHS to free movement would suggest Boris/Gove/Nigel were telling porkies.

 

[8den]

True dat.

Equally, not everyone who voted Remain is reading this whilst masturbating to a new kind of muesli...

Muesli?

What is this '99? We are all about the kale porridge and single plantation slow drip coffee.

 

[8den]

Telling. What Boris did with the pigs head should be kept till the grave.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Muesli?

What is this '99? We are all about the kale porridge and single plantation slow drip coffee.

I hope you mean cold brew coffee.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[kebabking]

At least the Tories know how to knife their own without blubbering while doing it.

it almost reafirms your faith in politicians - its good to see they can deliver a lesson in good, old fashioned ruthless bastardry.

in the red corner however, a bunch of wet lettuces crying into their cappachinos. ffs, they are going to get deselected, expelled, or just lose their seats in 2020 anyway, they may as well just grip the fucking thing and get on with it.

compare Eagle to May - fucking Waybulloo meets Oliver Cromwell.

 

[maomao]

I didn't pay a lot of attention to the media in the run up to this but I seem to remember Give giving the most specific financial promises about money on the NHS and VAT on fuel. Will hopefully make it very difficult for him to be PM.

 

[Lord Camomile]

So, political novice ahoy: did Johnson know Gove was going to announce he was running in that speech, or was he completely blindsided? Either way I guess Gove fucked Johnson over; either he told him but didn't let Johnson bow out first, so it seems like Johnson is doing it in reaction to Gove rather than Gove saying "ok, Johnson is out, I reluctantly take his place", or Gove just blindsided Johnson and screwed him that way.

It's no fun when you can't see what's going on behind the scenes

 

[killer b]

the article I posted earlier has some behind the scenes stuff: How Boris was done in by a “cuckoo in the nest” plot

 

[mrs quoad]

If nothing else, at least that vindictive sack of spiteful shite Hopkins may be grievously disappointed.

Small mercies, ay.

KATIE HOPKINS: Boris, you must prove you really are the new Churchill

 

[mk12]

So, political novice ahoy: did Johnson know Gove was going to announce he was running in that speech, or was he completely blindsided? Either way I guess Gove fucked Johnson over; either he told him but didn't let Johnson bow out first, so it seems like Johnson is doing it in reaction to Gove rather than Gove saying "ok, Johnson is out, I reluctantly take his place", or Gove just blindsided Johnson and screwed him that way.

It's no fun when you can't see what's going on behind the scenes

There's probably someone running around behind the scenes doing this:

 

[Dogsauce]

Polling suggested around 60% of Tory voters voted out, and the figure is probably higher in the membership. I reckon Gove will be their man. Plus he cunted off teachers and they're basically all communists and part of the hated 'non-productive' bit of the economy so that'll win him points with them too.

I do have some grudging respect for him knifing both Bullingdon lads within the space of a few weeks. Maybe he's an undercover class warrior and not just a self-regarding bellend.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I do have some grudging respect for him knifing both Bullingdon lads within the space of a few weeks. Maybe he's an undercover class warrior and not just a self-regarding bellend.

He'd have to be deep, deep undercover...

 

[killer b]

Maybe he's an undercover class warrior and not just a self-regarding bellend.

Didn't Cameron say he was a maoist once?

 

[killer b]

ah yes.

“basically a bit of a Maoist — he believes that the world makes progress through a process of creative destruction.”

 

[Lord Camomile]

There's probably someone running around behind the scenes doing this:

Exactly, but I want to seeeeeeee it

 

[steveo87]

Michael Gove: Why I decided not to back Boris Johnson - BBC News

He really has no redeemable qualities, does he?

 

[Lurdan]

So, political novice ahoy: did Johnson know Gove was going to announce he was running in that speech, or was he completely blindsided? Either way I guess Gove fucked Johnson over; either he told him but didn't let Johnson bow out first, so it seems like Johnson is doing it in reaction to Gove rather than Gove saying "ok, Johnson is out, I reluctantly take his place", or Gove just blindsided Johnson and screwed him that way.

It's no fun when you can't see what's going on behind the scenes

Reportedly the Gove camp told Lynton Crosby in advance but "couldn't get hold" of Boris.

The malicious intent was evident by what Gove said about Boris in his statement. This was just as damaging as the decision to run against him, since it highlighted the reasons why some MPs were supporting a Johnson/Gove ticket. Gove was supposed to stop Boris reneging on his contradictory promises.

Gove's camp have been briefing about the reasons. In one version Boris had offered 100 jobs to 300 people. In another he had offered a job to Leadsom and then not confirmed it, causing her to run herself. Clearly more to it.

As I said on the other thread I think its far from clear that Gove will benefit from this since it has sparked a lot of anger and concerns about his own trustworthiness. The analogy of him throwing Boris and himself into the Reichenbach Falls has been used. But it's also not clear to me that Gove even expects to win. He may be hoping to build votes that can be thrown behind another anti-May candidate, Leadsom for example. Still there's no predicting how this will actually play out.

 

[8den]

I hope you mean cold brew coffee.

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

Cold brew is so '14
How Japanese-Style Slow-Drip Coffee Brewers Work

 

[8den]

Michael Gove: Why I decided not to back Boris Johnson - BBC News

He really has no redeemable qualities, does he?

Well that's a bit a harsh.

"He's a good...., um"

"He likes....er..."

"His wife is, well..."

Nope. I got nothing.

 

[8den]

I think Gove is trying to position it that Boris was just too incompetent and too, well, Boris, to run a country. Which is a reasonable point, Johnson couldn't run a fucking bath. But the manner in which he's approached this means he's coming off like a complete shit. Which in fairness he is.

 

[SaskiaJayne]

I don't think Gove wants the job. He said that a few days ago. I think May probably has it.

 

[Lord Camomile]

As I said on the other thread I think its far from clear that Gove will benefit from this since it has sparked a lot of anger and concerns about his own trustworthiness. The analogy of him throwing Boris and himself into the Reichenbach Falls has been used.

Yeah, I'd read stuff about Tories not trusting him/thinking it bad sport.

Still there's no predicting how this will actually play out.

I think we can all agree on that!

 

[kebabking]

I think Gove is trying to position it that Boris was just too incompetent and too, well, Boris, to run a country. Which is a reasonable point, Johnson couldn't run a fucking bath. But the manner in which he's approached this means he's coming off like a complete shit. Which in fairness he is.

the rumour mill seems to suggest that the PCP is coming to the view that he's just a little too knife happy for their tastes. perhaps he's another one who weilds the knife but will never wear the crown.

to stab one old friend in the back might be seen as ruthless but effective, to stab two... etc.