Northern Winter Soiree - 3 December in Hebden

[DaveCinzano]

set foot in her valley

I can hear her cocking it

Absolute filth

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I know, I can hear her cocking it through the privy door

Still imprisoned in her outside lav?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Still imprisoned in her outside lav?

You have toilets Up North?!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

You have toilets Up North?!

Wor Shirl does because she's proper posh. The rest of us just shit into a bucket.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I know, I can hear her cocking it through the privy door

That reminds me of stories about glory holes.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'm going to be at the craft fair thingy 'til 4pm and I thought you lot were meeting earlier than that. I suggest you meet at the Shoulder of Mutton in the square like we did that other time and you can all start without me. You can decide what time you're rocking up farmerbarleymow but don't go getting lost on the moors again before you get here.
You can nominate someone to send me text updates so I'll know where to find you (or come and bail you all out)

It's your valley so you need to tell us when to arrive.

Right, what time does everyone else want to get to Hebden?

And I did not get lost on the moors Shirl.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The rest of us just shit into a bucket.

You have buckets Up North?!

 

[Shirl]

We have pails in Hebden bridge

 

[kalidarkone]

Ooh Hebden.....

 

[5t3IIa]

You have buckets Up North?!

I bought mine with me from South London

 

[5t3IIa]

That reminds me of stories about glory holes.

Be sure to tell us your stories

 

[kalidarkone]

4hrs and 7 minutes drive. OK thinking about this seriously. Working the day before and got to be back for Sunday night.

 

[kalidarkone]

Can anyone recommend me a cheap b&b?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Be sure to tell us your stories

Sadly I don't have any such filthy stories, a clean-livin' country lad like meself.

But I have heard of darkrooms - don't know whether such sticky sordid things still exist, although nowt would surprise me in Hebden, swingers capital of the UK so I hear.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I bought mine with me from South London

Jewel-encrusted no doubt. A Faberge shit-bucket - nowt but the best for Londoners.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Can anyone recommend me a cheap b&b?

Shirl might know good ones in Hebden. Failing that you'll be able to get a cheap and cheerful hotel room in Manchester if you're happy to get the train to and from Hebden.

 

[kalidarkone]

Shirl might know good ones in Hebden. Failing that you'll be able to get a cheap and cheerful hotel room in Manchester if you're happy to get the train to and from Hebden.

I'll be driving up if I come. Got a bed in my van, but might be a bit chilly!
Also it would be nice to know I can have a drink and roll into a warm bed.

 

[kalidarkone]

And I'll be wanting a full on Sunday Roast before hitting the road home

 

[kalidarkone]

I'm excited now.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

And I'll be wanting a full on Sunday Roast before hitting the road home

That'll be Shirl's job - she could cook a banquet for

 

[Shirl]

That'll be Shirl's job - she could cook a banquet for

Barleybabes, I don't cook I would live on chippy teas if I had to fend for myself I don't know of and B&b's but I'll ask around kalidarkone.

 

[friedaweed]

Can anyone recommend me a cheap b&b?

White Lion (In HB) or Robin Hood (Bit further out).

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Barleybabes, I don't cook I would live on chippy teas if I had to fend for myself I don't know of and B&b's but I'll ask around kalidarkone.

You've got a fortnight to bloody well learn how to then.

 

[Shirl]

White Lion (In HB) or Robin Hood (Bit further out).

The white lion is really bloody expensive, £95.00 a night. Not sure about the Robin Hood.

eta. just checked the Robin Hood and it's £89 the robbing bastards.

 

[Shirl]

You've got a fortnight to bloody well learn how to then.

Not only do I not intend learning to cook, I shall be working on the Sunday so someone should bring me a roast dinner

 

[friedaweed]

The white lion is really bloody expensive, £95.00 a night. Not sure about the Robin Hood.

Is it? They were the only places I knew. You know me I've got B&B on tap int Bridge

 

[Shirl]

Is it? They were the only places I knew. You know me I've got B&B on tap int Bridge

I'm sure there must be somewhere cheaper but I'll have to search them out.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Not only do I not intend learning to cook, I shall be working on the Sunday so someone should bring me a roast dinner

You'd starve to death if you lived with me with that attitude.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

The white lion is really bloody expensive, £95.00 a night. Not sure about the Robin Hood.

eta. just checked the Robin Hood and it's £89 the robbing bastards.

 

[Glitter]

kalidarkone Have a look at The Bridge in Ripponden. It's a long walk (or short taxi) from Sowerby Bridge station but it's only one stop down (two if the train stops at Mytholmroyd) and you get the dubious pleasure of chaperoning me