farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Finally in bloody Hebden.
Never you mindMurdering mittens? Planning to dispose of some bodies on t'moors?
You've gone full northernI'm at a bus stop ont 'Fax Road
I can write it but I can't say it. Like French at schooolYou've gone full northern
You'd be fashionably late if you'd gone 5 miles out of your way to collect meFirst on parade as usual.
You'd be fashionably late if you'd gone 5 miles out of your way to collect me
No worriesOh fuck, I didn't think of that
Mind you, we'd never have all got in Al's car.
Sorry babes
It's fucking ridiculous isn't itFucking hell, it's cold in deliverance country
Maybe next time.Sorry, couldn't get away today
Over tired as well hereOh my goodness. I'm very 'over tired' today. I hope you got home OK Fez909. Wolfie was worried that I might pee in the car so dragged me home sharpish. I managed to hold on til I got home.
I've been in fine fettle today.
Maybe the several miles of walking insulated me from the effects of booze...
Missed my planned train as I instantly forgot the directions to the station when I left the pub. Walked up and down a bit with no luck, dodged into an alleyway to have a piss - and got a cab to drive me the no doubt 100 yards to the obviously well hidden Hebden station.
Got home at midnight after dodging the drunken hordes in Manchester city centre, but not before thinking it a good idea to pop into the 24 hour Spar and buy lots of multi-packs of crisps.
You should have come with me and 5t3IIa if you ended up getting a cab anyway
We ended up stuck at Mytholmroyd station for aaaages after some oddball fight on the train between a couple of meatheads involving some Polish (I think) guy. One of the meatheads kept running up to the train shouting 'Benji I love you' to the Polish guy whilst his mate twatted him. It was all very strange.