kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
and if you had his goat you might not have a garden
Oh no, it's a lovely creature - it certainly doesn't bully chickens, or eat flowers, vegetables, trees and sheds, or clothes, or pick fights with dogs, geese or indeed people.
It's a most content beast, it sticks peacefully to its allocated patch and eats only what it's given*.
*May not be true in all, or indeed any circumstances.